Got a traffic ticket today...ever get out of one?
 

well there i was driving this morning on my last day of college for the semester, when i get pulled over on my way to the interstate. the cop asked me for my liscense and registration and then proceeded to tell me i "rolled" through a stop sign. he then wrote up my citation and told me to watch those "stop signs" in the future. i thought to myself, what kind of prick cop watches for a random stop sign violations at six forty five in the morning. i didnt argue, because i knew i did it. just another friggin hassle to deal with, he also took my liscense because i didnt have a "bond card". thats another gay thing about this process, a little slip of paper allows you to keep your license...i guess it wouldnt be gay if i had one though cry:

the point of this thread. have you ever gotten out of a ticket? i am 23 years old and since i got my license 6 years ago i have recieved ...i think this is my eleventh moving violation oOo: I have gotten out of a grand total of 0 tickets. hake: post your ticket experiences, and if you ever got out of one, and how you did it angel:

only ticket i ever got was when a camera caught me run a redlight, they sent a picture of my tag from the cam

so i have to pay a $50.00 fee, so I whip out the five, lie it on the table, snap a pic, print it, and send it back

never heard from them again.

I don't know if you're in the US, but traffic court in the US (with the exception of Virginia and Maryland which dispute traffic violations in a proper courtroom) is an absolute joke. You walk into a small room with a judge elevated a foot above the ground. You plead guilty to the charges and the judge almost always drops the points and lowers or drops the fine. Just show up in court, you'll get out of it.

fifty* not five lol

[quote=".sh1fty.":3c8f2]fifty* not five lol[/quote:3c8f2] I heard about some one doing that. Know what the cops did? They took a picture of handcuffs wrote "pay up now" on the ticket. A week later they had the guys money. Dont try to act cool like that. after 1 year of having my liscense I have never been pulled over. Although I have run several stop signs, red lights(on accident), and several other dumb laws.

Yeh, those red lights are a really dumb law... oOo:

I just paid my speeding ticket today cry: 70 bucks and I have to take the ever greusome school shit!

never said red lights were dumb laws. What I meant to say was. I have also broken other dumb laws.

for example?

i just got pulled over about 2 weeks ago for doing 43 in a 25 but i got out of it he was a good cop... and i have gotten out of cerfue said i was coming from work

[quote=".sh1fty.":a5195]for example?[/quote:a5195] stoppign when a pedestrian is in a cross walk (new hampshire law), yellow line violations, excessive speeding 70mph in a 35. is hitting gigantic puddles an offense? there are some spots on my way to work that I cant resist after heavy rain. The puddles are like 6-8 inches deep. I floor it. Water goes liek 12 feet in the air. Awsome and scary ass hell when your blind and you realise your doing 40 on a very tight road.

i have gone to i think 4 court hearings over the years...for the major offenses like a ridiculous class A misdermeanor charge i got for "drag racing" someone...they thought me and this guy i never met in my life were drag racing and they threw us both in the holding cell for a couple of hours...i had just learned how to drive stick shift, so i popped the clutch to fast accidently...which made my tires squeal a little bit...the other guy sped right when the light turned green, they pulled us both over and we were charged with wreckless driving / drag racing. i had a lawyer come to my hearing and it was all dropped, but i still got a ticket oOo:

the court thing does not erase the fine....it just gets it taken off your record. since my ticket today is only a stop sign, it isnt worth going to court cuz i was guilty. plus once i do the traffic school it will be off my record anyway.

p.s. yes i live in the u.s.a. *see avatar location* biggrin:

[quote=".sh1fty.":d24ad]only ticket i ever got was when a camera caught me run a redlight, they sent a picture of my tag from the cam

so i have to pay a $50.00 fee, so I whip out the five, lie it on the table, snap a pic, print it, and send it back

never heard from them again.[/quote:d24ad]
Another thing you've lied about hake:

i always roll for stop signs when there are no cars. why the fuck would I wait

my mom got pulled over here once, i guess she did the same thign, rolled trough three stop signs, still looked both ways just dint come to a compleat stop. probly because it was a small town & it was 11 at night & the streets were dead. anyhoo he just said that he was checking to see if we were some drunk kid or something cause we just pulled out of the beer store. he let us off but said if he dint we woulda had a $350 ticket.

[quote="Old Reliable":095a9]i always roll for stop signs when there are no cars. why the fuck would I wait[/quote:095a9]

amen.

I've been driving for over ten years, and have sped like a mofo for those ten years. Finally I got nabbed last year doing 60 in a 35 (hey I was on my way to a strip club). Anyway, got a $275 ticket. Didn't fight it, I got busted, and sent in my money. A month later, I get a check back from the Sheriff Dept for $234. Not a bad deal.

[quote=Sclass12]Another thing you've lied about hake:[/quote:bd609]

Especially since that's a joke from a stand-up routine I've seen on Comedy Central.

And Sclass, I think .sh1fty. is stealing your retard thunder. Better take it back.

I got a warning the first day I got my licence. Accidently went through a red light with a cop in the intersection. He let me slide with a warning though.

[quote="Gothic_child180":f040f]I got a warning the first day I got my licence. Accidently went through a red light with a cop in the intersection. He let me slide with a warning though.[/quote:f040f]

What? U didn't see him? LOL!

[quote="Gothic_child180":d97bc]I got a warning the first day I got my licence. Accidently went through a red light with a cop in the intersection. He let me slide with a warning though.[/quote:d97bc]

warn...ing? what is this you speak of? i wasnt aware cops did that. thank your lucky stars, cuz i have never even remotely come close to a warning on any of my stops hake:

[quote=".sh1fty.":25d40][quote="Old Reliable":25d40]i always roll for stop signs when there are no cars. why the fuck would I wait[/quote:25d40]

amen.[/quote:25d40]
cuz theres probably a kid crossing the street

In Sweden they would have revoked your license for that.
They did that to a friend of mine, he was doing 60KM/h on a 30KM/h road (kilometers per hour).
So now he doesn't have a driving licence and the court will decide how long he has to wait to redo his drivers test (Sweden has some toughest test in europe, even the world i would think, takes about 3-6 months to go through all the crap) which might be in like 2-4 years.

Hey, he was going twice the speed limit. I wasn't quite there yet! biggrin:

Seriously though, that sucks. I'd die without my license. Actually, I really wouldn't. I walk to work every day.

[quote=Sclass12][quote=".sh1fty.":fc866]amen.[/quote:fc866]
cuz theres probably a kid crossing the street[/quote:fc866]

OMFG Sclass is finally making some sence. I think you were right Noctis Shifty is taking his retardness.
Well in my state if you get caught doing 2x the limit its wreckless driving and if its near other people, they could get you for endangerment of human life. Revoke your liscense, throw you in jail, fine you, and forget about you.
ANd for the past week there have been cops sitting outside my school like a flys on a dead body. They check every car to make sure peple are wearing their seatblets. Greenlight or not they check you. Now a 10 minute line to get into the parkinglot is 20 minutes

Well sin't a 30 KM/H zone a school or playgrond zone? it is in Canada. If your doing double the speedlimit in a school/playground zone, they'll probably take away your licence here as well.

I got a ticket last October for doing 78km/h in a 60km/h zone. It was $97. I didn't argue with the cop. He said "do you know why I pulled you over" I said "yes for speeding." Gave me a ticket and I left.

What really sux is when u total your car like I did and get a wreckless driving charge on top of it. Im due in court in a few days... hopefully they wont revoke my license... i dont have a car to drive anyway :(

Residential area actually.....I can't really remember where he said he got cought cause all he was saying was "fucking fuckhead cops, don't have anything better to do fuckers, hope they fuckin' die, blah blah blah" but i think it was near a residential area yeah.

Oh, residential here is 50.

I got pulled over 3 times in a 6 month period by 3 difference law enforcemnt agencies a couple of years ago. The first was a sheriff that pulled me over for turning right on red at an intersection that was posted as no right on red. The second was a city police pulled me for speeding (20 mph over) and the third was a state trooper pulled me for pulling a trailer with no brake lights or tag (borrowed to move).

The sheriff was a good ol' boy that told m he couldnt let me break the law in front of him and not pull me, but he wasnt going to give me a ticket and let me go. The city cop didnt write me the speeding ticket, which could have easily been $150, but wrote me a non-moving violation for wrong address on my license for $60 (not a bad deal, but not great). The state trooper wrote me up for everything he could, which was 2 $60 tickets.

You win some, you lose some. Before those tickets, I probably got out of a half dozen moving violations with a warning and I havent had any points on my license for many years. Just lucky I guess.

[quote=Noctis]Especially since that's a joke from a stand-up routine I've seen on Comedy Central.

And Sclass, I think .sh1fty. is stealing your retard thunder. Better take it back.[/quote:78958]


Shitfy's getting owned left n right!

[quote=Sclass12]Another thing you've lied about hake:[/quote:de4bb]

I think that was a famous urban legend, the cops sent a picture of handcuffs to the guy who did it WHO IS NOT SHIFTY!!!

won some lose some...right....all i have been doing is losing then cry:

5 years. 0 TIckets. Always speed. You people have some rotten luck, that or your stupid. I could tell you some stories, but i dont care to. Do stupid shit responsiably and if you get busted pay it, you were stupid enough to get caught.

Oh and shifty, your a fag. It wasnt your car, it couldnt go 141, it didnt have 285 hp, and you didnt get a ticket take a picture and send it back. Get a real life.

[quote=".sh1fty.":516b3]only ticket i ever got was when a camera caught me run a redlight, they sent a picture of my tag from the cam

so i have to pay a $50.00 fee, so I whip out the five, lie it on the table, snap a pic, print it, and send it back

never heard from them again.[/quote:516b3]
Hmmmm, that sounds a lot like a story i heard somewhere, i think on fox news (they'll show anything). I think you are making that up. in the story i heard the cops sent back a picture of handcuffs to the person who though he was so clever.

I got in a high speed chase with cops and shot them all with a laser pistol Boba Fett gave me. Then I flew away on a Magic Carpet.

Dude, I saw that on World's Wildest Police Chases. That must of been you! ed:

ive had all kinds of tickets for moving violations ... ive gotten out of a few with school and what not but other wise i just pay .. ive had my license pulled once for points and had to go to some school run by state troppers. Ive never had a dui, but had my license pulled for dua when i was 20 ed:


dua = drinking under age for those that dont know

LOL.......Shifty, you Cockshocker.

I'll have a fucking lifeless bullshitter and a fuckshake to go, thanks.