Just got sent home from work
 

I walk into work today at 11 am its raining like a mofo outside just hard pour...Im getting situated in the back room putting my fiances lunch in the fridge for her and I see our District Manager is in..

Now this guy is my bosses boss and hes a total asshat..He looks like george hamilton cause his skin is so tan and tight and he always has some flashy dress clothes on..mind you I work at staples. Well this weekend is ASSOCIATE APPRECIATION WEEK and we had to bring in photos of us with our pets and crazy photos etc...

Well my Fiance brought one in of me in these adult ducky PJs she has that i was wearing as a Gag..so im in the back room and I see this my 1st reaction is OMG why the F*** did she bring that one in..I realize right there whoops i just used the F bomb not to appropriate..our DM comes storming out WHO SAID THAT WAS IT YOU..im like yes sir I apoligize thats not appropriate...mind you My General Manager of the store cusses like a drunken sailor..its the Irish in her..

Well he goes off the HOOK and is like you JUST GO HOME and if you use that word here again you'll be gone...SORRY DAD!...I was furious this mofo goes on this trip thinking i was ripping on the photo idea when i think its pretty cool and was just laughing cause my fiance brought that photo in...now i have a manager as an intemediatary trying to smooth it over cause i am one of the best employees they have...and i said if this stuff is gonna happen and your gonna threaten me like that consider it my 2 weeks....

Now the DM is saying he told me to come back in an HR...HOUR MY ASS It takes me 30 min to get to work and im not driving there and back again..i told them i cannot in good faith give the quality of service they expect of me in the state of anger im in at the moment...Oh well ill just put in some personal time to make up for the time and start my vacation early!

Gotta hate managers who go on ego trips, huh? I don't know what it is, but 99% of bosses are total friggin' assmongrels.

I wanna work at Staples! Shit dude, I tell my boss(es) to fuck off alot and they won't fire me?! DAMNIT WHY NOT?!

[quote="Airborne Butters":a4de1]I wanna work at Staples! Shit dude, I tell my boss(es) to fuck off alot and they won't fire me?! DAMNIT WHY NOT?![/quote:a4de1]No hears whatcha do u grow lots of armpit hair......and grow ur hair out long and purpoely put the hair everywhere where u work and sneeze on ur boss 2 times a day......

you work at staples, hahaha

...and why is that funny? eek:

....shut the fuck up schlass.

Now if office depot was to laugh at him, it might have been funny.

lol..

i don't work at OD, i just saw it on an ink cartridge when i picked my name..

[quote="Office Depot":a07ec]lol..

i don't work at OD, i just saw it on an ink cartridge when i picked my name..[/quote:a07ec]

If I hadda used that method to pick my name, I would've been called "Molson91". biggrin:

That wouldn't have been so bad...

haha..i think i used to have a name on these forums as "verbatim", based off the cd making company.. lol.. could have been some other forums though..

Re: Just got sent home from work
 

Man, i had a boss like this back when i was working @ bruno's(grocery store) last summer. The rich jerk thought he was " all that". I stood up to em 1 day by disobeying 1 of his orders........and now im jobless mwah:

Re: Just got sent home from work
 

Seems to me you got pwned. biggrin:

lol, yea i knew someone was gonna say that

yes you see, some of us like to leave the house & earn a living unlike you who will be mooching off your parents till your 35 & living in their basement.

That sucks, my manager is badass, well all of them actually. My kitchen manager will be like "We're out of pork roast?? Shhiiiiitt." Today he was cutting onions and he was like "Man fuck I hate this shit." Everybody at my job is real laid back.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":fb305][quote="Airborne Butters":fb305]I wanna work at Staples! Shit dude, I tell my boss(es) to fuck off alot and they won't fire me?! DAMNIT WHY NOT?![/quote:fb305]No hears whatcha do u grow lots of armpit hair......and grow ur hair out long and purpoely put the hair everywhere where u work and sneeze on ur boss 2 times a day......[/quote:fb305]

what? eek:

OMG j00 w3rk at staplez? j00 is teh ub3r gh3y!




sclass , go play some yu-gih-oh or whatever the fuck. hake:

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":82b80]That sucks, my manager is badass, well all of them actually. My kitchen manager will be like "We're out of pork roast?? Shhiiiiitt." Today he was cutting onions and he was like "Man fuck I hate this shit." Everybody at my job is real laid back.[/quote:82b80]

Kitchen work sux but can be so fun at times. I used ot work with this guy who would talk about the old days and lots of sex with whore etc lol. Then He quite and the new guy was always stoned. ahh fun times