going to the orthodontist, need tips
 

for you experienced bracerers, whats the best way to get teh tits in the face when at the orthodontist?

yo...this is a 30 minute appointment, i have time this time...

Short of getting arrested for sexual assault, there isn't much you can do when you're in the chair, besides drool and look like a potzer.

zoner..are you an experienced brace person? i dont think you are... you would know theres lots you can do... lol..

Nope, I'm not. My teeth are in good shape so I don't need a grill like a Buick Skylark.

[img]http://dentistry.4mg.com/images/teeths/headgear.jpg[/img]

^ Office Depot ^ biggrin:

Unless she's hot, its not any fun. Its like being smothered.

Tip: Don't cry like a Wuss. biggrin:

Dont even bother. the chicks in there are usually old and fat. but the hot ones always turn out to be bitches, acting like they are the Dr. Fact: you will wana shoot yourself when you feel the pain for those damned things. i had braces for 5 years. and hated every god damn second of it

trust me

this isnt something to get excited about.

it WILL fucking hurt.

no no no.. i have had these braces on for like 3 years now, i get them off in about 4 weeks i think.. and the lady that usually works on me doesn't look bad. happy:

Say to her, "Ya know, when I get these things off, the first thing I'd like to feel on my teeth is your tongue."

Do it. Chicks love nothing more than 'net n3rds who just get their braces off...it's like a passage into manhood.

oh zoner.. you're a hoot.. lol..

man, i have braces now for the SECOND time. Our dentist bsed us, saying that I need those on earlier so that i couldget them lined up for my next braces. I had those for 2 years, then wore a retainer for 1, then happy i got them off. 3 years later, i had to get them again. WTF?!?

And hurts like hell the first night of having them. And the first thing I wanna do when i get my braces off is eat corn. I hate getting that stuff stuck in my braces oOo:

well guys i'm back. it went pretty good.

Sclass, I've always wanted to ask where in the hell did your sig come from?

The "Boom" music video by System of a Down

Yeah it is pretty fucked up isn't it eek:

Isn't that P.O.D. ?

Office depot grow up wil you? i mean really now! jeesh. get a girl

yes the pretty images of leaders in their underpants made sclass giggle all over like his favourite power rangers episode.

i got my braces off this year, had them for 2 years. at first u might think their horrible.. but intime you wont even notice them. just watch waht you eat ,shit gets easily sutck in the. dont want to walk around with peanut butter smeared across yuor teeth.

Oh, the other day I went for my adjustment and there's this new nurse in college, she plays guitar, she's hot, her boobs were in my face touching my face, then when she was doing an imprint in a separate room my arm was on the rest and she was rubbing up against me, lol.

lmao

[quote="T.Hunter":41235]Dont even bother. the chicks in there are usually old and fat. but the hot ones always turn out to be bitches, acting like they are the Dr. Fact: you will wana shoot yourself when you feel the pain for those damned things. i had braces for 5 years. and hated every god damn second of it

trust me

this isnt something to get excited about.

it WILL fucking hurt.[/quote:41235] amen brother ... prepare for milkshakes my good man .... i feel youre pain ...

well none of my orthodontists people are big titties but heres what you do u say oh theres something way back pinching me can u pull it out?they gotta get real close to get their hand down there and when they get close pretend to cough and you face will smack zee titties!

Im gonna be an orthodontist. I gonna be fucing my secretaries and shit. Its gonna be awesome.

i love stories like this

That's because you're an adolescent. Anything with nurse, rubbing, hot and boobs will strike your curiosity.

ummmmmm sthu plz

Actually, I'm 16 and boobs in the face is great.

S'okay sonny, it's perfectly normal for you to have those urges.

2nd time?! Sclass =

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System of a Down has a song called Boom, too. It's actually called BOOM! on the Steal This Album! cd.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":fa69b]System of a Down has a song called Boom, too. It's actually called BOOM! on the Steal This Album! cd.[/quote:fa69b]LMAO that album must be warezed alot

Re: going to the orthodontist, need tips
 

[quote="Office Depot":522ba]for you experienced bracerers, whats the best way to get teh tits in the face when at the orthodontist?[/quote:522ba]

Why do you always post whern you're going to the dentist? Fuck, no one cares.

i have never posted when i'm going to the dentist

[quote="Office Depot":85da1]i have never posted when i'm going to the dentist[/quote:85da1]

You have a few times no one fucking cares. want a tip for getting tits in face? go buy a blow up doll because thats about as much tits as you will ever get in your face

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":11ebc]well none of my orthodontists people are big titties but heres what you do u say oh theres something way back pinching me can u pull it out?they gotta get real close to get their hand down there and when they get close pretend to cough and you face will smack zee titties![/quote:11ebc]

And a nurses fingers down your throat causing more damage than plesure