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pest 06-17-2003 11:40 AM

Christina Meets Mcdonalds
 
I used to think this girl was hot, then she got a little too trailer park for me and now I see she has sunk even lower.

For all you christina fans out there -

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/FARK90A.jpg[/img]


[url=http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/a/aguilera_christina_live_060503/topflip.jhtml?c=5&pf=/news/photos/a/aguilera_christina_live_060503/:47750]More here[/url:47750]

Its kind of like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

**images and site stolen from a thread on a different forum - thanks {FBI}-=Chaplin=-

pest 06-17-2003 11:43 AM

Sorry for the double post, lock one of these please mods.

Ferich 06-17-2003 11:44 AM

Sweet, now she's 10 times more uglier. Reminds me of a fat whore I once knew in High School.

06-17-2003 11:46 AM

Birth control pills are so fatty you know

Tiwaz 06-17-2003 12:08 PM

Nice belly.

06-17-2003 12:31 PM

ed:

Dj RaNnY kAn 06-17-2003 12:33 PM

when did she become black??

[]PanZeR 06-17-2003 12:34 PM

last month

Arch 06-17-2003 12:35 PM

I think she should lay off the drugs a bit...

Tiwaz 06-17-2003 01:01 PM

[quote="Dj RaNnY kAn":59884]when did she become black??[/quote:59884]

The inverse-Michael-Jackson-effect.

Proteus 06-17-2003 01:08 PM

That is definately not christina aguilera. No way.

[]PanZeR 06-17-2003 01:08 PM

yes it is

Maplegyver 06-17-2003 01:15 PM

JESUS
shes black?
today i just watcheda muchmusic diary on her and she wasent black
not that im racist but someone explain oOo:

06-17-2003 01:26 PM

hahah Panzer, i love the ice cram Matrix sig

Zoner 06-17-2003 01:26 PM

C'mon guys...that's obviously Photo-chopped.

06-17-2003 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
C'mon guys...that's obviously Photo-chopped.

actually no, that is really her. OF course the Mcdonald's stuff is fake, but that picture of Christina is the real deal

MrLevinstein 06-17-2003 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
C'mon guys...that's obviously Photo-chopped.

There is a mtv photo book too. Yuck look at that belleh!

Innoxx 06-17-2003 01:54 PM

Oh she's in shape..... she's round.

haw haw haw hake:

con Brio 06-17-2003 01:55 PM

how many of u guys are fat?

[]PanZeR 06-17-2003 02:09 PM

not me

Innoxx 06-17-2003 02:10 PM

<------ former lard-ass.

ninty 06-17-2003 02:13 PM

I run 10KMS a week. Fat people can't do that so that means i'm not fat,

06-17-2003 02:15 PM

i eat a bacon bagel in the morning, drink a sprite after that. at lunch a pizza and m&ms. when i get home ill have alphagettis or sphagetti-os. after that i get dinner which is sometimes 2 eggs and toast, or some weird shit my mom makes. then at night i have a grilled cheese. my name is kyle and i weight 130 pounds

Maplegyver 06-17-2003 02:16 PM

depends im ok now but come middle of summer if i dont get active. well
( )0( )
lard ass

ninty 06-17-2003 02:16 PM

That sounded like the "My name is Joe and I am Canadian" ad.

"My name is Kyle and I weigh 130lbs!"

Simo Häyhä 06-17-2003 02:17 PM

what happend to her? eek:

Innoxx 06-17-2003 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
I run 10KMS a week. Fat people can't do that so that means i'm not fat,

Yeah, same here. I run a good 5km every morning. Ih ate it when fat people use excuses like "I retain alot of water" or "I have a virus that makes me fat" or "I'm big boned"

...Put down the fork!

Simo Häyhä 06-17-2003 02:18 PM

what happend to her? eek:

Ferich 06-17-2003 02:20 PM

Jeff is the fattest man alive. I saw him last week at Burger King, huge guy.



I have my picture if anyone would like to see it. Me no fat.

06-17-2003 02:23 PM

i dont do anything physically active besides jack it. i eat alot of junk food and drink a carton of orange juice a day in the summer. sometimes ill notice after eating my stomach is a bit bigger, but it goes away. i do have massive shits though. pics if anyone wants to see

Maplegyver 06-17-2003 02:26 PM

[quote="aNti hEro":621f2] i do have massive shits though. pics if anyone wants to see[/quote:621f2]
ohh please

ED 06-17-2003 02:45 PM

I cant stand the bitches music, and her attitude pisses me off. But fellas, theres not a damn thing with some baby-fat. And that picture is hardly representative of how she looks (fitness wise) all the time. Bottom like if Mrs. Aguilera came calling youd all answer. Except for Pest of course. He's married to a Super-Model IIRC.

Judas 06-17-2003 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
C'mon guys...that's obviously Photo-chopped.

yup. the skin doesnt even look really for the love of god

Judas 06-17-2003 03:45 PM

[quote="aNti hEro":c0b4b]i eat a bacon bagel in the morning, drink a sprite after that. at lunch a pizza and m&ms. when i get home ill have alphagettis or sphagetti-os. after that i get dinner which is sometimes 2 eggs and toast, or some weird shit my mom makes. then at night i have a grilled cheese. my name is kyle and i weight 130 pounds[/quote:c0b4b]lol fatass!

con Brio 06-17-2003 04:00 PM

i ran a half-marathon on father's day happy:

Totenkopf 06-17-2003 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arch
I think she should lay off the drugs a bit...

Actually, I think she needs a nice diet of speed. That'll get her back into form.

06-17-2003 06:39 PM

oops, posted in the double post

anyway, as i said ....

i thought she was yuck before, but now.. i'm speechless oOo:

pest 06-18-2003 06:07 AM

For the guys that think it is photo chopped, follow the link under the picture. After much debate, my friends and I think it is real. She still looks ok with cloths, just a little plump, but you dont wear cloths like that if you can pull it off.

Zoner 06-18-2003 07:18 AM

Jeezus pest, I'm having 2nd thoughts about that being Photochopped. My GAWD...could it be legit?? i think you and yer friends might be right.

Tiwaz 06-18-2003 07:43 AM

The photo pest posted is not available on the MTV page is it?

So I'm thinking: It might be slightly photoshopped. Because, when you look at the MTV photos, well, she has quite a belly, but will it pop out when she sits like on the posted photo? Not sure.

I can understand why MTV would not host that pic though, probably Chris herself prevented that from happening, biggrin:

Christina 'embellyshed'?


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