how to stop a tank
 

this is a guide on how to stop several nations' tanks using only a BAR

British tank: wait until the crew get out for one of their several daily tea breaks, and shoot them

American tank: put out a bunch of playboy magazines, when crew get out, shoot them.

German tank: wait until it drives 2 miles, it will break down

Japanese tank: penetrate armor with the BAR

Italian tank: shoot the guys pushing it

Russian tank: dfon't know yet, sure that Vodka has something to do with it[/i]

what about the french....hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.

French tank: A tank? What's that?

The French tank is the sportscar of tanks. Its fast, but not really good for anything but running away.

hahaha!

lol

Re: how to stop a tank
 

[quote="Sgt Stryker":7a1e3]

Italian tank: shoot the guys pushing it

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LOL! Thanks for that > :)

sorry I forgot the French (even though when I was making up teh joke I included teh French in it)

French tank: drop BAR, point colt .45 at tank, wait for white flag

HAHA!! Nice

Not to bag on the french since it is so overdone here, but I watched Oceans 11 the other day and they had a funny french comment. It went something like -

You wnat to rob a casino? You cant rob a casino. They have enough armed personel to occupy paris. OK, OK, bad example.

The Italian one is how to stop a Polish tank. oOo:

LMAO those rule.

Yeah, those rock. lmao happy:

the german and italian 1 r funny lol

French Place flowers by the road
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the cheese eating surrender monkeys

Better than being an ignorant bigot. Knock off the french bashing, it's getting very, very old. hake:

Great post Stryker, I esspecially like the Italian one (cos it's true happy: ).
biggrin:

[quote="redhawk_six":9d729]Great post Stryker, I esspecially like the Italian one (cos it's true happy: ).
biggrin:[/quote:9d729]

...lets lay off the Italian bashing redhawk, if you don't mind. hake:

yeah IO forget the place but when Mussolini declared war on France (after Germany did all the work) a fort with a garrison of only something like 18 Frenchmen held off an Italian division or regiment for half a week biggrin:

cool but didnt italy do terrible in ww2

[quote="Sgt Stryker":7b4bf]yeah IO forget the place but when Mussolini declared war on France (after Germany did all the work) a fort with a garrison of only something like 18 Frenchmen held off an Italian division or regiment for half a week biggrin:[/quote:7b4bf]
really?
thats a cool fact

I forget the place of battle, but it was told to me in my WWII class.

JohnJ, you stole cheese eating surrender monkeys from Stephen Colbert. APOLIGIZE NOW!

OK Sorry Steveie

none of those are funny since they all make tanks with high standards now

why cant you have any fun old

alot of them are funny until u take advantage by it....

[quote="Eight Ace":e6f95][quote="redhawk_six":e6f95]Great post Stryker, I esspecially like the Italian one (cos it's true happy: ).
biggrin:[/quote:e6f95]

...lets lay off the Italian bashing redhawk, if you don't mind. hake:[/quote:e6f95]

Have you ever seen a WWII italian tank, they were basicly tractors with guns on them compared to other tanks of their time.

[quote="Old Reliable":25c7c]none of those are funny since they all make tanks with high standards now[/quote:25c7c]
you're never funny
at least somebody here is trying

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":adbea]The Italian one is how to stop a Polish tank. oOo:[/quote:adbea]

The Poles didn't have Tanks back then.......they did on the other hand have nice horsies oOo:

[quote="Da_Bian":fdc36][quote="Old Reliable":fdc36]none of those are funny since they all make tanks with high standards now[/quote:fdc36]
you're never funny
at least somebody here is trying[/quote:fdc36]

yeah right...those are old anyways

[quote="Old Reliable":9a974][quote="Da_Bian":9a974][quote="Old Reliable":9a974]none of those are funny since they all make tanks with high standards now[/quote:9a974]
you're never funny
at least somebody here is trying[/quote:9a974]
W
yeah right...those are old anyways[/quote:9a974]What crawled up your p00pz0r and died?

[quote=BloodBorn]The Poles didn't have Tanks back then.......they did on the other hand have nice horsies oOo:[/quote:e99de]

My grampa was born in Poland in 1939 and My great uncle told that some civilians were entrenched with pitchforks waiting for the Blitzkrieg to arrive. Now that is bravery.

Edit:There's a differance between making fun of the Polish army when they had lack of funds and technology but a strong will to defend their homeland, and making fun of the French who had technology and a large army and turn tailed an ran at the sight of a swatztica

What? they turned tail and ran?

They were caught with their pants down. Most of their armour was too sparse out to actually put up any real menthod of defense. They just went around the Maginot line and attacked from the weak flanks. German military doctrine and tactics were brilliant, nobody had a way of countering the blitzkrieg. France held the Germans off alot longer than Poland did.

In less than a year after invading Poland, the axis powers invaded and occupied Norway, Denmark, Poland, France and Somoliland (along with other african territories). They've conquered continental europe (excluding the USSR) in a little over a year.

yeah Innoxx is right, there were only a few non-German generals who embraced armored warfare before WWII, but they were usually tld to shut up

Patton (US)
Fuller (UK)
Zhukov (USSR)
Tuhatchevsky (sp?) (USSR, shot by Stalin)

Yeah, I made a boo-boo. The Germans came through Luxembourg and got the French didn't they? Or was that WW1?

that'll be very usefully, thanx cool: mwah:

They wen't threw The Ardenn's (sp) in WW1, and WW2.