7:22 am
 

at 7:22 am my mom gav birth to my step sister. she weighs 7 lbs 7 oz. and is 20.5 inches long. its going to be weird being 18 years older than your sister, though.

You will be like a brother to her.

or sister

june has been the craziest month of my life. All the studying for finals, looking for colleges, ACTs SATs. Then getting arrested and going to court, to my mom giving birth at age 44. damnnnn

Congrats man!
crazy month indeed.
You now have two thing to look forward to with your new sister.

1. If youre ever out with her, people will assume you are the father.

2. Chics love babies, youll be mobbed by them when out with her!

holy f*** i woulda guessed the baby woulda had problems with all the stress your mum woulda had with you being a l337 h4x0r and all

can we get pics? biggrin:

By the time she's 10, your mom will be 54 oOo:

sweet jesus

Re: 7:22 am
 

[quote="Simo Häyhä":65b5d]at 7:22 am my mom gav birth to my step sister. she weighs 7 lbs 7 oz. and is 20.5 inches long. its going to be weird being 18 years older than your sister, though.[/quote:65b5d]

i'm sorry, children are a horrible thing.

dont worry about it. by the time you get out of jail she will probably be grown and have kids of her own.

haw haw that was preetty good biggrin:

lmao!

angel:

64-09-828-1396

.....That's my number - Call me in 18 years if she is hot.

Tripper, your avatar scares me cry:

It's the Grim Reaper. Be careful around him, you might just get 'Melvined.'

01592-421793

in 15 years, call me if shes hot.

tripper you can settle for sloppy seconds.

[quote="Captain Bunny":cf3af]01592-421793

in 15 years, call me if shes hot.

tripper you can settle for sloppy seconds.[/quote:cf3af]

DANG!

Foiled Again! biggrin:

omfg thats damn scary!!!!!!!!!*hugs mr teddy and gives to vance*

its the grim reaper from that movive....ahhh TEd and...whast his names Excelent adventures

how old was the guy that knocked up your step-mom? Did viagra have any role in this?

[quote="Garry Coleman":2ba19]how old was the guy that knocked up your step-mom? Did viagra have any role in this?[/quote:2ba19]
uhhh 44 same age i think eek:

My guess is that cute mulatto poolboy had something to do with it. Either him, or the tall and dark milkman.

no, you're half right though. I'm SHORT and dark.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":fe33b]its the grim reaper from that movive....ahhh TEd and...whast his names Excelent adventures[/quote:fe33b]

BILL AND TED'S BOGUS JOURNEY - You insolent b00n. hake:

hahahaha nice one biggrin:

wait a sec, what about the mailman or the pizza guy?

[quote="Da_Bian":aa960]wait a sec, what about the mailman or the pizza guy?[/quote:aa960]Bian your'e so l337!!!!

its millers child you peons

[quote="White Rabbit":fbec2]its millers child you peons[/quote:fbec2]
NOS!!!!1

Congrats! cool: