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Simo Häyhä 07-12-2003 01:11 AM

who here has had sex before?
 
lol im 17 and i havent had sex yet but im sure a bunch of 13 year old "pimps" on aa.com "have" lol VOTE!

1080jibber 07-12-2003 01:11 AM

i have

Simo Häyhä 07-12-2003 01:13 AM

well so did i..but it was in jail and ummm..... eek:

Pyro 07-12-2003 01:20 AM

18 and nope, almost on the cruise...

Simo Häyhä 07-12-2003 01:28 AM

Re: wow
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Caerissimo
wow this is dumber than my thread that i made last week

yes, as dumb as your avatar you fucking cock purse

ps- props to whoever quoted "cock purse" on aa.com, i saw it here before

07-12-2003 01:28 AM

Not me but mabye thats because i am only 14 lol

K-9NeXuS 07-12-2003 01:38 AM

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Ferich 07-12-2003 02:05 AM

It's a lot more uncomfortable than I thought.............

07-12-2003 02:05 AM

do hands count?

Dr. Deleto 07-12-2003 02:17 AM

well im an old man of 24 so I've been with quite a few girlies. take my advice boys. hold off as long as you can. the pussy will own you after you get some. trust me.....i am being degraded everyday by my gf and she nows she has control. see girls control men after sex. because a man has to actively search for sex. women, even ugly ones, can find it MUCH easier than men can.

07-12-2003 02:24 AM

[quote="Dr. Deleto":c50e5], can find it MUCH easier than men can.[/quote:c50e5]

Tequila does weird things

Ferich 07-12-2003 02:25 AM

I wonder why Simo can't get any..


[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/sim02.gif[/img]



Oh yeah.....

lol, Just kidding.

Miscguy 07-12-2003 03:59 AM

^

No he wasnt.

Chronic Diarrhea 07-12-2003 07:48 AM

I have.....once. Before you have sex you're all like "OMG OMG OMG I NEED SOME PUSSY!" After you get it you're like "Hell that was cool but a bj is just as good in most cases." At least that's how I felt. And what Deleto is kinda right, kinda wrong. Maybe in some cases a woman will own you after sex, and sometimes maybe not. Didn't happen with me. However it is a lot easier for women to get some because they can just walk up to any guy they want and start hitting on them. We are dumb enough to go ahead and screw 'em.

Captain Bunny 07-12-2003 08:29 AM

Aye ive had sex. i was an innocent 16 year old the first time. and since then just a string of women and two relationships. the only times sex ever meant anything other than "omg i have to get my nuts!" was when it was with the girls in the realtionship.
there is that old joke though that girls say. why is a man like a floor tile? Lay it right first time and you can walk over it for the rest of your life.

Milla 07-12-2003 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
I wonder why Simo can't get any..


[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/sim02.gif[/img]



Oh yeah.....

lol, Just kidding.

Hey fucker i posted that comparison ages ago! biggrin:

and yes deleto your so right, i havent had sex0r yet and im proud! cool:

Pyro 07-12-2003 09:40 AM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":71679]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
I wonder why Simo can't get any..


[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/sim02.gif[/img]



Oh yeah.....

lol, Just kidding.

Hey fucker i posted that comparison ages ago! biggrin:

and yes deleto your so right, i havent had sex0r yet and im proud! cool:[/quote:71679]

no sex0r for milla because he is teh cardboard cutout

Maj.Stoner 07-12-2003 10:12 AM

[quote="Dr. Deleto":2ce37]well im an old man of 24 so I've been with quite a few girlies. take my advice boys. hold off as long as you can. the pussy will own you after you get some. trust me.....i am being degraded everyday by my gf and she nows she has control. see girls control men after sex. because a man has to actively search for sex. women, even ugly ones, can find it MUCH easier than men can.[/quote:2ce37]

Aint that the truth.. Fuck im 27 and i can't count the number of women i have been with and relationships i have been in.. some good, some great and some toatlly fucked.. some names i dont even remeber..

You 14,15,16 year old guys have A LOT of shit a head of you. you guys have NO idea.. the last thing you need is knocking some bitch up..your life will be jacked.. no more Skate park. no more late nights.. NO more Mohaa evil:

keep that shit wrapped up.. Standing in line at sav-on buying the the Ept is a fucked feeling.. you have nightmares about children and see babies eveywhere you go...
Thank god im still a non father..

My Lady now is pro abortion so if anything ever does happen.. we're / i'm safe.


~ STONER OUT

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/STONER%20NEW.jpg[/img]

Dr. Deleto 07-12-2003 01:46 PM

worst feeling I ever had was sitting in the waiting room of a doctor's office wating to see if a one night stand was going to become a lifetime of fatherhood. thank god she wasnt pregnant but i still had to pay for that doctor visit.....

07-12-2003 02:13 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":bd057]I have.....once. Before you have sex you're all like "OMG OMG OMG I NEED SOME PUSSY!" After you get it you're like "Hell that was cool but a bj is just as good in most cases." At least that's how I felt. And what Deleto is kinda right, kinda wrong. Maybe in some cases a woman will own you after sex, and sometimes maybe not. Didn't happen with me. However it is a lot easier for women to get some because they can just walk up to any guy they want and start hitting on them. We are dumb enough to go ahead and screw 'em.[/quote:bd057]

speak for yourself man. not everyone is as DUMB AND RETARDED as you are. lol soem girl hit on you, just leave you stupid moron. freaking pimple faces cant resist getting pwn raped by seom 14 year old.

Judas 07-12-2003 02:20 PM

you are all pussies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go rent a prostitue. sex with guys is better , or try an animal.

KTOG 07-12-2003 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
you are all pussies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go rent a prostitue. sex with guys is better , or try an animal.

Dog sex = good

07-12-2003 02:46 PM

nope.. my top priority in life isnt to get pussy. when i have a relationship, i woudl rather have a girl that can lay with me and talk with me.. than be able to give me a good lay

Milla 07-12-2003 03:19 PM

[quote="aNti hEro":f52d1]nope.. my top priority in life isnt to get pussy. when i have a relationship, i would rather have a girl that can lay with me and talk with me.. than be able to give me a good lay[/quote:f52d1]

I like to cuddle biggrin:

White Rabbit 07-12-2003 04:11 PM

[quote="aNti hEro":0ce34]nope.. my top priority in life isnt to get pussy. when i have a relationship, i woudl rather have a girl that can lay with me and talk with me.. than be able to give me a good lay[/quote:0ce34]

says the man whos location is sucking off children happy:

Judas 07-12-2003 04:29 PM

[quote="aNti hEro":37b2d]nope.. my top priority in life isnt to get pussy. when i have a relationship, i woudl rather have a girl that can lay with me and talk with me.. than be able to give me a good lay[/quote:37b2d]

omg that is the gayest thing ive ever heard ... all youll hear is bitching about a her girlfriends, and how her tampon string sticks to her leg ... shit like that.

good lay > running mouth non-stop for hours on end

Zoner 07-12-2003 04:31 PM

"who here has had sex before?"

What...you mean today? Not yet.

Judas 07-12-2003 04:35 PM

Re: who here has had sex before?
 
[quote="Simo Häyhä":c1b82]lol im 17 and i havent had sex yet but im sure a bunch of 13 year old "pimps" on aa.com "have" lol VOTE![/quote:c1b82]

hmm... which one you of was in that pic with that girl? Rabbit? if i could get laid 10 years ago it must be the easy as hell to do now ... girls are much sluttier these days ...

Ydiss 07-12-2003 04:46 PM

Ydiss = Daddy in 7 weeks.

So, yeh, I've done it but then I am 25... I'd be worried if I hadn't.

I lost my virginity at 18, which is respectable. I don't see that there's anything clever about losing it at an early age... It only seems to matter to young people that they've had sex or not.

Fireal 07-12-2003 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ydiss
Ydiss = Daddy in 7 weeks.

So, yeh, I've done it but then I am 25... I'd be worried if I hadn't.

I lost my virginity at 18, which is respectable. I don't see that there's anything clever about losing it at an early age... It only seems to matter to young people that they've had sex or not.

Congrats Ydiss!
No i havnt, thats cuz im 14 however my girlfriend is 16 and she has a kid eek: so i help take care of her little baby boy alot. I think because of that i aint gunna have sex until im ready to be the father of a kid.

Fireal 07-12-2003 04:57 PM

Congrats Ydiss.

nope not me

Fireal 07-12-2003 04:58 PM

wtf, 2 minutes ago the first post didnt show up.

Tripper 07-12-2003 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 6489JAMES6489
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ydiss
Ydiss = Daddy in 7 weeks.

So, yeh, I've done it but then I am 25... I'd be worried if I hadn't.

I lost my virginity at 18, which is respectable. I don't see that there's anything clever about losing it at an early age... It only seems to matter to young people that they've had sex or not.

Congrats Ydiss!
No i havnt, thats cuz im 14 however my girlfriend is 16 and she has a kid eek: so i help take care of her little baby boy alot. I think because of that i aint gunna have sex until im ready to be the father of a kid.

MMMmmm, that sweet smell of....BULLSHIT!

......That little anecdote is just too far-fetched. Why you'd make up such bollocks? Beats me.

Fireal 07-12-2003 05:17 PM

I am not lying. But if u think i am, have fun with that.

Chronic Diarrhea 07-12-2003 05:18 PM

[quote=Germ]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Chronic Diarrhea":b2d9d
I have.....once. Before you have sex you're all like "OMG OMG OMG I NEED SOME PUSSY!" After you get it you're like "Hell that was cool but a bj is just as good in most cases." At least that's how I felt. And what Deleto is kinda right, kinda wrong. Maybe in some cases a woman will own you after sex, and sometimes maybe not. Didn't happen with me. However it is a lot easier for women to get some because they can just walk up to any guy they want and start hitting on them. We are dumb enough to go ahead and screw 'em.

speak for yourself man. not everyone is as DUMB AND RETARDED as you are. lol soem girl hit on you, just leave you stupid moron. freaking pimple faces cant resist getting pwn raped by seom 14 year old.[/quote:b2d9d]

I didn't mean myself, I meant a lot of guys will.

Tripper 07-12-2003 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 6489JAMES6489
I am not lying. But if u think i am, have fun with that.

There are so many aspects about that story that just don't seem like they would be accurate.

For one, what self-respecting 16 year old girl would date a 14 year old? I can understand the other way around, but 16 year old girl with 14 year old boy is just unrealistic.

She must be really ugly, if you're telling the truth. But then again, if she was really ugly, how did she get impregnated in the first place.....?

Ydiss 07-12-2003 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by 6489JAMES6489
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ydiss
Ydiss = Daddy in 7 weeks.

So, yeh, I've done it but then I am 25... I'd be worried if I hadn't.

I lost my virginity at 18, which is respectable. I don't see that there's anything clever about losing it at an early age... It only seems to matter to young people that they've had sex or not.

Congrats Ydiss!
No i havnt, thats cuz im 14 however my girlfriend is 16 and she has a kid eek: so i help take care of her little baby boy alot. I think because of that i aint gunna have sex until im ready to be the father of a kid.

MMMmmm, that sweet smell of....BULLSHIT!

......That little anecdote is just too far-fetched. Why you'd make up such bollocks? Beats me.

You're being a bit harsh there, Tripper mate.

That's happened to me tons when a critical php error occurs. I've posted, gone to check it after it reported an error and it wasn't there. So, then I post again. Next day I come on to see two posts.

Shit happens.

descry 07-12-2003 07:11 PM

havnt had sex but ive felt a girl up and shit like that, pretty cool, its real fun

Unknown_Sniper 07-12-2003 10:05 PM

cry: no. I had a good chance with one of my girlfriends but we broke up the n2 weeks later she banged some kid Ive known for going on 4 years. Kinda hurt. Anyways furthest ive gone was a bj for my and some fingers for a girl cool:

07-12-2003 10:13 PM

if you spoke english, i would understand


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