delima
 

ok here it goes
my friend and i were cleaning our swiss army knives in the basement with oil and i left mine there. when my friend left It was gone!. today he came ove and said he got the same one as me. the only problem with his storry is that i got the last one! today he was over hand he showed me "his" new knife and it was all oily. he also damaged it to make it look like he bought it with defects,but honestly if you spent 20$ on a knife and it was all banged up and looked used you would return it right?
i know he stole it but i dont know how to get it from him.
any suggestions?ohh yah any ottawa bros wana make some money?
*NUDGE*ZONER *NUDGE*

well, id go up to em, confront em about it, and if he gave me bs, id kick his ass, depending on how much you spent on the knife, if it was like 5 dollars, not worth it, but if its like 20+ keek his arse!!!! and if you cant b/c your a puss, or you dont wanna ruin the so called "friendship" look for a oportunity to steal it back, thats just me though.

It depends how much of a friend he is. I mean I have friends that ive known since I was 5 and I wouldnt kick their arse for stealing a knife....well maybe

go in the kitchen

third drawar on the left from the stove, pull out steak knife. Go up t o friend, and say "Give it back you fuckface"

LMAO!
do that biggrin:

heh heh...you're on your own, man. Dude's got a knife! biggrin:

Re: delima
 

[quote="Super 61":95fa6]ok here it goes
my friend and i were cleaning our swiss army knives in the basement with oil. . .[/quote:95fa6]

Thought this was gonna turn into some pseudo-homoerotic story. Got my hopes up and all. . .

steal it back and say yoyu found it onsale because it was used. If he gives you crap tell him you did the same thing he did to you.

fucking peice of shit, who does he think he's fooling

i would steal it back and say "i found my knife"

Re: delima
 

[quote="ED! Ban #127":48125][quote="Super 61":48125]ok here it goes
my friend and i were cleaning our swiss army knives in the basement with oil. . .[/quote:48125]

Thought this was gonna turn into some pseudo-homoerotic story. Got my hopes up and all. . .[/quote:48125]
bahahahaahahahahaha biggrin: biggrin:

Re: delima
 

[quote="ED! Ban #127":42e0e]Thought this was gonna turn into some pseudo-homoerotic story. Got my hopes up and all. . .[/quote:42e0e]

BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!! Dag nabbit. biggrin:

gg ed
well he was over yesterday and i conviced him to let me borrow the knife for a few days
so i have it now and dont plan on giving it back unless he shows me a receipt proving he bought it ill give it back.
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mien counter is like this
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Call him a liar, tell him you saw him take it (even if you didn't) and if he dosen't give it back, find you reciept for the knife, or tell him to find his (which he won't have) and call the cops on his ass for being a moron.

[quote="Super 61":f0477]gg ed
well he was over yesterday and i conviced him to let me borrow the knife for a few days
so i have it now and dont plan on giving it back unless he shows me a receipt proving he bought it ill give it back.
sclass
mien counter is like this[/quote:f0477]

Meh, responded too soon. Now forget about it. In a few days, he asks you about the knife be like "What knife? I don't remember a knife. What the hell are you talking about?"

[quote="Super 61":f6d68]
so i have it now and dont plan on giving it back unless he shows me a receipt proving he bought it ill give it back.[/quote:f6d68]

wouldnt that be messed up if he did buy and all togther you where the one stealing it.

[quote=KingWade]wouldnt that be messed up if he did buy and all togther you where the one stealing it.[/quote:15991]

Depends on how old these two are. I mean there playing with knives in basements for gods sake. . .the water cant run TOO deep in their part of town.

I think you should turn it into a Homoerotic story.....like Ed mentioned. it might freak him out, then he'd hand over the knife.

.....Or, he'll enjoy the closeness and you'll be forced into a relationship with him, as the push-over you clearly are.

why dont you stab him, and then go loot his house while everyone is at the funeral freak:

Re: delima
 

[quote="Super 61":0cb5f]ok here it goes
my friend and i were cleaning our swiss army knives in the basement with oil and i left mine there while i went to the toilet. My hands were still oily and i needed to wipe them clean before going to the toilet but i couldnt find a clean cloth. My friend called my over and he placed my hands on his chest and let me wipe my hands clean on his t-shirt. I thanked him, and went off to the toilet. On my return, i looked down into the basement and saw my friend sitting there rubbing his oily knife vigerously up and down. He was sweating and his shirt was clinging to his body. I reached down and pulled down my zipper, the idea being that i would simply have forgotten to pull it back up after being to the toilet, and in the hope that my friend would notice...[/quote:0cb5f]

super 61. delima=dilema. how could you know the meaning, but can't spell the word. and dont give me some bs about typing fast. i goes in first.


fuck you suckers. you can all fucking burn in hell with your bad spelling and your fucking shit brains. you know who i'm talking to you fuck brains. i'm talking to all you fuck heads who spell like 5 year olds. spending 10-20 years learning english. is that not enough? ask yourself this question.

what the fuck is wrong in this world when a fucking commie can spell better than someone who's lived in america all his life. when china takes over taiwan. the asian world is going to launch a massive offensive against the united states and it's allies. along with russia we will crush you fuckers. and when this is all over. you wont have to worry about improving your english because you'll all be speaking chinese. fucking assholes.

i shit on all of you. i will go against your country and i will crush your defenses, exterminate your people and fucking makes you speak chinese.

First I would look all over to make absolutely sure that you didn't just lose your knife, then, I would probably try to steal it back, but if you can't do that within a couple days, just ask him about it.

GG CHYNA!

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