AA.COM SURVIVOR WEEK 1
 

Well here we go!

SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Finally something to liven this place up ladies and germs. What this here is, is a contest between the VETS to show who's got the most pull here, who's the most savvy on the web, and as you'll see, who's the most dispicable VET. Morals and hurt feelings should be checked at the door.

First, the rules:

The contest will be held between at the start, 13 AA.COM Members. The members will be competing against one another to establish supremacy. Each member will work alone, although some contests may reward teamwork. At the top you see a list of 13 names. These are the members currently in the game. This poll will serve as one part of the point system. For this week, ALL aa.com members will vote for there favorite member, or the one that flames them the least in you n00b's cases. Again this is the player MEMBERS MOST LIKE, not the player MEMBERS DISLIKE. (I'm looking at you Scrotum). The % points of the members will be added to their cumulative score.

Now for the CHALLANGES. During the week several challanges are going to be issued to the competitors, starting with 2 today. The challanges will last as I see fit, and the MEMBERS will not know how long they have to complete each task, until you see a little message saying "X Contest" Ended. At one time there may well be SEVERAL contests running at a single time.

There will be THREE EXTREME ELIMINATION challanges during this contest. EXTREME ELIMINATION challanges will be challanges that reward the fastest player. The player that completes the challanges last will be eliminated - REGARDLESS OF THEIR TOTAL POINTS! So this means, even though you are at the top of the heap, if you suck balls in a certain comp, and come in last - you're done, finito, outta here, back to the minors kid.

A little more info about CHALLANGES:
In challanges - UNIQUENESS COUNTS! This simply means, that if I have asked players to find 5 pictures of JENNA JAMESON and there are duplicate pictures between players, those pictures are disqualified and will not count toward the final total. Point values in between challanges will differ, with harder challanges rewarding more points, and simple find a picture challanges yielding the lowest. Results of a players finds are to be sent to AACOMSURVIVOR@aol.com. So if I ask for photo evidence of your accomplishments, just zip them or rar them or paste them into an email and send them to that email. We will be updating this forum with real time results of our players findings so that we can get all members in on this. And I'm sure all of our players are going to have fun with the first couple of challanges.

Each, or whenever I decide, we will have the lowest member kicked out of the running, only leaving the big dogs time to play. MEMBERS will know ahead of time when that cut-off is, so they can get as much done as possible.

Current member standings will be updated everyday according to point value. However total points will NOT be visible to other players, or forum members, or to the players themselves. Only I (and anyone else who wants to be a judge), will have access to the current standings. In 30 minutes or so I will update the first challange, although forum members can begin to vote NOW on their favorite AA.COM Superstar.

Shit I wasnt chosen

some people have no life other than this forum. lmao

Another rule suggestion.. All flamers or people like whatever above are to be ignored?

If we're going to do this I'd think it'd go easier if we're not spending all our time replying to posts like the last one.

Up to you ED.

Possibly have penalties for flaming by the players? Or perhaps the flames could be a part of the whole thing... See who can get wound up and who comes up with the best cusses, without resorting to breaking the forum rules, of course.

Just a thought... Not sure which would be best.

I actually have my eye on someone I think wont really be in it. I totally forgot about ya. Let's give it a couple hours to see if anyone pussies out.

I was gonna PM a mod asking them that these threads be LOCK free since it's pretty much a given that Founding_Law and his oh so witty remarks will start permeating these threads in the next weeks. It's just inevitable. So yea, I'm thinking in THIS THREAD ONLY, say fuck off to the biters that didnt get chosen by good ol ED, and flame their asses in ANOTHER thread. Of course GOOD NATURED flames/shit talking/bragging is totally allowed. Which is another reason why I wanted to go with VETS. We know the difference.

ahh fuck. i voted for the person i wanted off.....fuck

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":220b2]ahh fuck. i voted for the person i wanted off.....fuck[/quote:220b2]

biggrin:

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":07e43]ahh fuck. i voted for the person i wanted off.....fuck[/quote:07e43]

N00000000000000000000000B! Great way to start Scrot! evil:

UPDATE FIRST CHALLANGE!
AA.COM Week 1 Games:

Challenge 1:
Locate as many pictures of the person that said this:
“Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘nice doggie’ until you can find a rock”

Do NOT post pictures in this thread, make sure you send them to AACOMSURVIVOR@aol.com.

Challenge 2:
Using your AA.COM ID’s find and be BANNED from as many forums with the following themes:

1. Neo-Nazi/KKK
2. Gay and Lesbian
3. Counter-Strike
4. Ricer/Car Modification
5. Comic Book
6. Family Illness

For this contest, I need the Password and Username of this account to verify Bannings. Be sure to take screenshots of any flames going on these forums, so that we here on AA.COM can follow your exploits. You don’t need to post ALL replies in respective forums, just the ones u think are funniest/sickest/downright dirtiest. If there are duplicate BANNINGS then the PLAYER banned first gets the points.

20 points for every banning.

Extra 100 points to the player who is able to get banned from a site with the least amount of replies.

HAPPY HUNTING!

Im a Vet. But ED doesnt like me even though i love him. Dont fight ur feelings for me ED.

who the hell chose me?

I'm voting myself out biggrin:

EDIT: on second thought, getting bounced from nazi forums sounds like fun,
when's the deadline

EDIT AGAIN: dammit, I didn't read that this time we don't vote on who get's kicked mad:

:(

put this as a sticky-ED this is the best idea at these forums ever---CONGRATS DUDE! biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

i should have have voted webb hes never flamed me or anything seems to be a good person

Great! I was looking for Gay and Lesbian fourms, when my mom walked into the room with a banner "GAY FOURMS!" Covering the screen...

so everyone in the polls will be in the game?

xtreme gayness

[quote="Simo Häyhä":10e5e]so everyone in the polls will be in the game?[/quote:10e5e]

Yes. I know you Canadians are quicker than that!

[quote="ED! Ban #127":42f3b][quote="Simo Häyhä":42f3b]so everyone in the polls will be in the game?[/quote:42f3b]

Yes. I know you Canadians are quicker than that![/quote:42f3b]
im...im from new york?

can someone transfer my vote to Inny,
I thought we were voting to kick out and voted to kick me out

me 2, maybe i should read the rules before doing something gay

[quote="White Rabbit":e0048]me 2, maybe i should read the rules before doing something gay[/quote:e0048]

who did you vote to kick, not knowing it was not a kick vote

Ed - Are we allowed to just email a link to the images?

If that's easier just email the link. In fact it makes it easier for me to cancel out doubles instead of looking at big blocks of pictures.

So what you guys are doing now keep doing it.

I'm not even on the list you fuckers !!
...and after all the ass i posted over the years, this is the thanks i get ?

ARKAN I was gonna put your name on there. If you want you can take STRYKER's place - inherit his TON of votes.

And let me be a little more clearer on the PICTURES. It's fine to post links, however only THAT link counts towards the pictures. I'm not counting any links that lead to OTHER pictures, just the ones provided. Just an FYI for those of you whove already submitted.

And lets get started on that FORUM BANNING folks - I wanna see what it takes for Neo Nazis and Skinheads to ban someone. I'm thinking posting Black and Black male lovers going down on each other might be a good start. Just a suggestion. Feel free to use it. Might get an INSTA BAN after one post.

Ok folks, here we have a PLAYER who got banned appearantly without even trying. Unfortunately. . .

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/bannage_destee4.jpg[/img]

It's in the wrong type of FORUM. All that work, and pushing of ones morals to the side for naught. Make sure ya n00bs read the rules.

I wont post the pic of the JEWISH FORUM SPAM. We'll save that for the SURVIVOR BLOOPER REEL.

ok, the challenge was just givin right? why are we able to vote for it already? maby we should start voteing next week after the first 2 challenges are done?

oh, & can we submit one forum of our own choise? their are so many other good options out there i can think off!

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":4efd5]ok, the challenge was just givin right? why are we able to vote for it already? maby we should start voteing next week after the first 2 challenges are done?[/quote:4efd5]

No. Here's how its gonna work, a little like American Idol. During the week, you all vote for your fave MEMBER. Then at the end of this CYCLE, we will tally up points. Two lowest MEMBERS will be on the block as it were. Then the AA.COM MEMBERS (all member) have one day to vote who they want out. Simple as that. This way keeps everyone involved, even if they arent l337 enough.

heh, check out pyro trying to get banned from the CS fourm: http://www.forumplanet.com/counterstrik ... id=1124896

ok i am in the process of harassing 3 forums and i hope i will be banned

you act like it takes skill to get banned. not hard at all. make a racial slur with out using the N word just hint it. to fucking easy. you vets are noobs.

fuck you nigger go to hell and die, i hope satan fucks you in the ass with his 70 foot wide cock

nice try you have to be better than that. MORON

gg master of all insults

better than some dork kid like you. who blocks out his pimples. you look inbred to be honest. in fact i bet you are. no girl will ever go for you. kill your self loser.

really, i just came back from a drive in with 4 other girls, good movies they had at cheep prices

but you didnt get any did you?