Ask a stupid question...
 

OK, it works like this. I'll start by asking a stupid question. Then, the next guy to post answers me with something sarcastic/funny, then asks another question. Then the next guy to post does the same and so on and so forth.

I'll start 'er off (natch).

War. Hunh. What is it good for?

Re: Ask a stupid question...
 

yes, finally something on my level. Man im sure glad i was able tograduate from kingergarden lasy yr, aren't you. <--------- not my question.

absolutely nothing, uh huh uh huh? oh oh oh oh War oh yea, what is good for abosolutely nothing. Uh huh uh huh, War *sucky part of song starts*

ummmmmm, why is mars red? ( it literally took about 5 minutes to come up with that question hake:)

Because Stephen Hawking said so, dammit.

What's love got to do with it?

got to do with it, what love if it doens't respect......... the game oh. what's love got to do got to do with it. Even when my heart says that he is open to anything he liiiiikeeeeeeeeessssssssss. What loves got to do with it? ( this is some crazy stuff right here but this is jhow it sounds in my head cry:) whats love....( song fades away) whats love? ( fading more)...............................(song ends)


Why did Ike beat down Tina like that? [img]http://www.ezshots.com/members/gokuguru18/images/gokuguru18-6.jpg[/img] this is a recent pic of tina........ Ike burned her with the cigarette lighter inside of his 67 caddy. Look at how she had to perform onstage at the Bet music awards man hake: hake:

(dude, just give a silly answer for pete's sake...yeesh).

Ike liked to bring the STANK!

If a train leaves Boston at 3:43 PM going 100MPH and another train leaves Chicago at 3:09 PM going 60MPH, why does it burn when I pee?

oh, b/c everytime u pee, a train takes off. That means that "theorectically" pee travels at 100mph apt ( at pee time) and slows down to 60mph apt( after pee time). So ure piss, is traveling so fast out of your.. ya know, that that 10 dogs could fly to the moon b4 it all entered the toilet. ( now thats some science for ya)

Will Laura Bush take over Ricki lakes talk show hosting duties?

For the sake of fat degenerates everywhere, I hope so. I hate Ricky Lake.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":0b406]For the sake of fat degenerates everywhere, I hope so. I hate Ricky Lake.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?[/quote:0b406]


If it was Judas' woood...not much.

What would jesus do?

[quote=KTOG]
If it was Judas' woood...not much.

What would jesus do?[/quote:118a4]

WWJD? Ask What would Judas Do?

Well if Peter didn't lie then he probably would have been pimpin' all he hoes and ballin' til da sun reached fo' in da mo'nin'. oOo:

Is our children learning?

-George Bush

They better be, or I'm gettin' out the belt!

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

He's a cop, you idiot!

What's a matta' witchou?

I got a 10 foot railroad spike sticking out of my head!

wheres waldo?

Daddy says he's with the angels.

Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?

That's too many god-damn bomps. Jeebus did.

Is there a heaven?

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":8010f]That's too many god-damn bomps. Jeebus did.

Is there a heaven?[/quote:8010f]

No, only for those who indulge in acid taking.

Can you feel me?

Like a muhfucka!

Why does daddy drink?

Because the crack game is dry.

What does tasty wheat REALLY taste like?

Like your gramma's snapper.

What kind of question is that?

a question that only a new zealander could ask.



Have you ever killed anyone?

*Arnold voice* Yes but they were all bad.

Where's my shaker of salt?

i sold it to a handicap kid telling him it was coke.

What is a thyroid gland ?

[quote="Short Hand":9c26a]i sold it to a handicap kid telling him it was coke.

What is a thyroid gland ?[/quote:9c26a]
something that makes you go poopers

is there blood suppose to be in my stool?

Funny the blood in your stool was on my penis..

Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?

i brought my coat to church on sunday not tuesday, idiot, sheesh the nerves of some of these ppl.

How many kids do u think are running around outside my house?

enough to drive me crazy


take a good close look, is my fly down?

Yeah.

Where's your dick?

up your ass where it always is

do you like it there?

Yes. happy:

Daddy, Can I keep it?

sure just jam it up my shit hole after your done k thanx

Why can't Simo ask questions like the other kids?

he has the brain capacity of a 6 year old

why do system admins scan your network drive and still cant find getadmin.exe or languard? rofl

BEST RESPONCE EVER LOL

[quote:80104]why do system admins scan your network drive and still cant find getadmin.exe or languard? [/quote:80104]

They're too busy by the other crap you download like Gator, OfferCompanion, Weatherbug, and Memory Meter. oOo:

Have you seen my baseball?

I ate it with some fava beans and a nice chianti...fftffftfftfftfftfftffffttt!!

What's the deal with airline food anyway?

That blue stuff in the toilet has to go somewhere...

What would Jimmy Buffet do?

he would smoke a pack of methols

can you check my prostate?

i checked it last night tiger oOo:

Why am i so stupid

Thatd be because you were birthed by two men

can you do this oOo: ?

hahaha. GG retardstein

I think... eek: ...aw shit.

why is buckweed resemble flute girl so well?