Man trained his dog to give the nazi salute
 

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A man who allegedly trained his dog to give a raised-arm Hitler salute has been charged with breaching Germany's strict anti-Nazi laws.

The dog's 54-year-old owner was questioned by police after members of the public in the Berlin suburb of Lichtenrade complained that they had see the two of them saluting together.

The dog, a German shepherd crossbreed named Adolf after the German dictator, is also said to have performed the trick in front of two policemen.

The man, named only as Roland T, is accused of wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Hitler and shouting Nazi slogans.

But Carola Ruff, of a Berlin animal welfare group, said there was nothing strange about Adolf's behaviour.

Pirates suck. To illustrate this point, I will retell the legend of the pirate dance.

The Pirate Dance




SCENE 1:



The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, “Yo what’s your problem?” The camera zooms directly on a pirate’s mouth, which states “Get out of here now.” and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninja’s mouth which says “No,” but nothing gross happens.

The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates don’t explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.)

In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard.

Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.





The End



-I don’t know how anybody can tolerate pirates after reading this stuff.

rock:

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......what the fuck? stupid:

Bah. Cant they atleast show a pic of it then?

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Re: Man trained his dog to give the nazi salute
 

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A man who allegedly trained his dog to give a raised-arm Hitler salute has been charged with breaching Germany's strict anti-Nazi laws.

The dog's 54-year-old owner was questioned by police after members of the public in the Berlin suburb of Lichtenrade complained that they had see the two of them saluting together.

The dog, a German shepherd crossbreed named Adolf after the German dictator, is also said to have performed the trick in front of two policemen.

The man, named only as Roland T, is accused of wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Hitler and shouting Nazi slogans.

But Carola Ruff, of a Berlin animal welfare group, said there was nothing strange about Adolf's behaviour.[/quote:5e362]

lol, funny if some MOH fan ran into the dog and clubbed it and the owner with a replica .45 Mike Powell style biggrin:

that was funnier than hell biggrin:

....But hell isn't that funny......So...1/10 for laughs. eek:

mahaaha nice pest

i hate pirates now hellfire:

What happens if the dog does that in it's next family ? Will that family be charged or some shit wtf ? calmdown:

[quote="Short Hand":ae2fc]What happens if the dog does that in it's next family ? Will that family be charged or some shit wtf ? calmdown:[/quote:ae2fc]

I think a nazi salute from a dog would look like nothing, unless it was labelled a nazi salute.

[quote="Short Hand":93bb7]What happens if the dog does that in it's next family ? Will that family be charged or some shit wtf ? calmdown:[/quote:93bb7]

I think the dog only did the salute when told to,
if I was the next owner I'd re-train him to do the American salute and pushups like a Marine biggrin:

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holy shit! ed:

[quote=Tripper]I think a nazi salute from a dog would look like nothing, unless it was labelled a nazi salute.[/quote:c64a7]

Exactly, all the guy did was train his dog to hold his front leg up.
He put the nazi label on it with all the other BS.

My best friends dad taught that to his rotwiler (however it may be spelled) to do that like 5 years ago..

He didn't tell the news..

oh well.

yo make our dogs sit we do the nazi salute to them and when a dog raises their paw it's normal for it to look like the salute

LOL!

lol what a crazy old man they should have showed a picture though

i swear to god my dog can do it to.
i came across it as a joke when i was standing infront oof him heiling hitler
and chanting seig heil at the top of y lungs and he started waving his arm in the air.

mm lay off the crack shortstuff mkay.

i cant afford crack

Well cut down on the caffeine or somethin.

ROGER ROGER rock:

Well, someone had to be the Beurocrat;

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If i may actually get back to the topic. I would say this was a pretty frivolous arrest, except there is pretty overwhelming evidence to support that this isn't entirely innocent (ie: The Hitler shirt, and naming the dog 'Adolf' :P). So, yes, anyways, To my knowledge the Germans don't take too kindly to Nazi's nowadays, so he's probably going to cop it.