halloween costume
 

what would be a good halloween costume? monkey? bunny? fish?

Area rug, telephone, pillow, pizza, inanimate object, super dave, bank teller, car salesman, sports telecaster, big callender.

Thats off the top of my head. let me know if you need any other ideas.

the big callendar sounds good

umpa lumpa

the scariest thing in the world (if your name is Hitler, Goering, Goebbels, etc), a Royal Marine Commando with a M-1928 Tommy-Gun biggrin:

or some guy named Vassili with a scope Mosin

wear all black and say your nothing

ok this is a college party and im looking to pick up chicks. btw how in the hell would i find a calendar, lol

[quote="Old Reliable":7dfa3]ok this is a college party and im looking to pick up chicks. btw how in the hell would i find a calendar, lol[/quote:7dfa3]

go as a pimp then.

ok not a bad idea. will report back ideas after having ventured to halloween store

fighter pilot, my intel says girls dig those

need a leather jacket, white scarf, a few random rank insignia (a plane wouldn't hurt...just kidding about that)

[quote="Sgt Stryker":a6d7f]fighter pilot, my intel says girls dig those

need a leather jacket, white scarf, a few random rank insignia (a plane wouldn't hurt...just kidding about that)[/quote:a6d7f]

hey thats not a bad idea, too bad i dont have a bomber jacket

Go as a giant dildo. I hear girls like those.

Go as that Cubs fan that screwed up trying to catch the foul ball. Cubs hat, turtle neck, headphones,...easy costume. But if you really want it to be authentic you have to soak yourself in beer. beer:

That fan is my hero. rock:

Down with the Cubs! They suck!

http://www.cafeshops.com/tshirtstop.7502945

happy:

Kid's got the pimp hat
http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merc ... e=rub38931

You could sell your soul to Zoner, iam sure he will give you a good price for it....kill yourself...come back as a zombie..and be a hit @ the party eek:

[quote="Old Reliable":644b1]ok this is a college party and im looking to pick up chicks. btw how in the hell would i find a calendar, lol[/quote:644b1]

arrive at the party with like 6 chicks (friends of yours)...have them dressed up with housewife clothing from like the 50s, something obvious like that to let ppl know they are housewives. when ppl come up to you and ask you what you are say " i am a male suitor, providing my semen so they can have children...or something to that effect.

lol my friend in college showed up at a costume keg party and did this very thing , it owned. he was dressed up like an ivy league professor with a pointy goatee beard , reading glasses, and a pipe. rock: the chicks were loving it too... (dont let your chicks run off though, otherwise the joke is ruined.)


^ regarding the giant calander. you have to make it , boon. get some big pieces of cardboard, and put white bedsheet over it , cut holes for your head arms and legs (square cardboard obviously) then draw a calander on the bedsheet biggrin:

go as goatse, maybe you'll meet tubgirl

omfg, ^ is your winning costume !!!! rock:

I'm being a ninja :)

The Tiger and Roy:


I'm going as a tiger. Not just any tiger. But a white siberian Tiger. Wanna know what my girlfriend is going as? A mauled "Vegas" star named Roy. Its classic. I rented one of those big mascot things with the head.

In order to pull that off, ya need a date to begin with.

A dead rockstar. That's what Im going to be. Not like Hedrix or Garcia, just punk hairdo, with worms n dirt coming from my head, and all.

wolfman

me and two of my other friends are being the beastie boys, and then for the dance im wearing a baby blue pimp suit, its pretty sweet.

nothing but a small plastic bag.

thats what i did 2 years ago, almost got arrested... rolleyes:

Aren't halloween costumes meant to be scary?

I went as Jason Voorhees in university one time and scared the shite outta people. Being 6'2"/290lbs at the time, I was a pretty imposing sight.

Go as Jason for supreme laughs and scares. As much as people dismiss Jason movies as not being scary (and they're right), there's something inside of us that is scared of the masked killer.

keep the ideas coming!~!!

i made a duct tape mask oOo:

wtf? hope to god you didn't have hair

Put a stick up your a$$ and go as a corndog.

wink:

Thats not funny man, last halloween my girl dumped me for the 6'5 inch walking dildo.

Better batteries?

Duct tape maske are great. And you just put vaseline on the inside so it doesnt stick.

omg i dont go trickle treateing lol or do you guys go for the Candy? you just malester the kids for the sweets they have already mwah:

Engrish? oOo:

malester?

Go as a turd. Put on some brown trash bags with peanuts stuck to them oOo:

I've been growin a lil hitler mustache the past month or so. I'm bein a nazi soldier for halloween.

No I do not support the nazis in anyway, shape, or form. I just recognize them for fighting in WW1/2. It's like dressing up as a frenchman. But who the hell would do that..

[quote="Animal Mother":2dee3]Duct tape maske are great. And you just put vaseline on the inside so it doesnt stick.[/quote:2dee3]
or put paper on the stiky side

i'm going in full combat gear and an SAS balaclava biggrin:

just egging stuff, runnin over cars and being little assholes

mwah: