...guys, I don't know where to turn...
 

My gf used to be happy with a "Dutch thick-shake", but now I am expected to have a
"fish-supper" in return.... *sob* ...are we drifting apart, like, without me realizing it...?

best thing to do...put a gun to your head and pay her a visit...but go dressed as bill clinton

...ok, I'll..*weeps* ..try it...thx... cry:

you trying to say youve been getting head from her all this time without returning the favor? consider yourself lucky my man. rock:

in the meantime....gear up, chin up, and fall in...into the cooch. beer:

it has to be done. shit ive never been in that situation where mutual head wasnt a one way street. annoy:

OMG ,


Be a man. Get in there and have some fun man.

Dont give in man. Dont eat it!!!

licker and sticker bro

[quote="{TRC}ZenMaster":de4f4]OMG ,


Be a man. Get in there and have some fun man.[/quote:de4f4]

Well said!

gotta give a lil to get a lil.

Show your dominance.
"I dont wanna eat that shit, make me a goddamn sandwhich......WOMAN!"

[quote="Animal Mother":1941d]Show your dominance.
"I dont wanna eat that shit, make me a goddamn sandwhich......WOMAN!"[/quote:1941d]

that will get you a slap. Not head.

FUCK YUUUU DUDE

lol

Make sure you do a "credit card swipe" or you'll have a mouthful of bacteria.

...thx man, that seems like sound advice, as for the rest of you...
you just don't understand, my gf has got a quim like a horses collar,
it's like a Wizards sleeve I tells ya...!! cry:

[quote="Eight Ace":cdf14]...thx man, that seems like sound advice, as for the rest of you...
you just don't understand, my gf has got a quim like a horses collar,
it's like a Wizards sleeve I tells ya...!! cry:[/quote:cdf14]

GOD DAMN ACE, you gotta stop man, your killing me ....ROFLLMAO horses collar happy: happy: happy: happy: rock:

relationships are a 50/50 thing, you shouldnt expect to get head without giving some in return. are you saying you dont want to go down on your girl? why not? is she cute? gimme a call, ill do it.

heh, nice mad

Whats the problem with your girl? She has a stinky twat?
Tell her to douche that thing and get down there and eat it!

Any guy who doesn't go down on their girl, is either too immature and inexperienced, or their girl has rotten crotch!

...it's ok now, I finally bit the bullet and got down there...an y'know,
I gotta say it's pretty good!, I'm going at it like a dog eating chips! freak:

[quote="Eight Ace":586f9]...it's ok now, I finally bit the bullet and got down there...an y'know,
I gotta say it's pretty good!, I'm going at it like a dog eating chips! freak:[/quote:586f9]

damn right. what was holding you back before? have you ever done it before?

...oh yeah, I've done it before, it's just that I was a bit on the hesitant side
because I've been badly pussy-whipped in the past...and when I saw those
shaved beef curtains, well, it all came flooding back and I...shit, she's coming...gotta go