GF Christmas Gift
 

uh ya, i got a girlfriend now from the starting of september, weve hung out about 5 times a week ever since then, so were kinda heavy, but i got no clue what to get her. ive tried looking but everything i think of is kinda corney. she pretty hot, but not the kinda girl that is full of herself, alittle sporty too (i got a thing for that), but not a butch, about avril lavigne size. i think shes gonna get me something expensive so i dont wanna get her something cheap, even tho she said she doesnt care. i dont have a clue oOo:

Get her a dozen roses, and a copy of kama sutra. You might benefit as well

Animal , I never thought of you as a romantic......

Excelent advice there sir.

roses, chocolates, and sex. dont get her jewelry unless you are absolutely a hundred percent positive she likes it, otherwise, shell pawn it. dinner at a nice place isnt too bad either. get her a nice jacket or sweater.

[quote="Animal Mother":bc77e]Get her a dozen roses, and a copy of kama sutra. You might benefit as well[/quote:bc77e]

lol, she actually wants one.

Well, there you go.

gold bracelet and dimond studded earrings?

Why not a Porche while youre at it? oOo:

G unit spinner oOo:

get her a copy of CoD. if she doesn't want, say you'll take it. if you don't want it, send it to me. biggrin:

[quote="con Brio":a957a]get her a copy of CoD. if she doesn't want, say you'll take it. if you don't want it, send it to me. biggrin:[/quote:a957a]

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way to scam there man ... rock:

Get her some 'Blow Job' vouchers.

This way, she can 'spend' her vouchers anytime she wants to give you a BJ.

I'm sure she'd love it.

haha, animals suggestion was good biggrin:

give her anal, that the best gift you could give her


if not, then just get her something like a watch, or something like that, a nice watch not a timex

Why not give her an STD for a present.....Perfect.

try getting her something like a teddy bear. girls like that cute shit. worked pretty well for me

only buckweed can give that annoy:

Eat at some fancy restaurant then break out Barry White. The rest plays its fucking self out. Then say happy Christmas or what ever the fuck you want oOo:

Re: GF Christmas Gift
 

[quote="Coublacka_":8d171] she pretty hot, but not the kinda girl that is full of herself, alittle sporty too...[/quote:8d171]
...look no further!
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/fist.jpg[/img]

Re: GF Christmas Gift
 

[quote="Eight Ace":21962][quote="Coublacka_":21962] she pretty hot, but not the kinda girl that is full of herself, alittle sporty too...[/quote:21962]
...look no further!
[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/fist.jpg[/img][/quote:21962]

The Holy Fucking Grail, Of Gifts for your GF. gg its over.

rofl@8ace

[quote="Short Hand":43b6c]Eat at some fancy restaurant then break out Barry White. The rest plays its fucking self out. Then say happy Christmas or what ever the fuck you want oOo:[/quote:43b6c]

Nah, Marvin Gaye is where its at....

Marvin gaye.. hmm i wonder which works faster Marvin Or Berry ?

Blue Yankee fitted, G Unit sneakas.

G G G G G G G G G G G G G G UNIT!

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As i said before......G UNIT SPINNER!!1ace wtf is that to the left and right of the fist

the gift that keeps on giving.

[quote="Animal Mother":1fd03]Get her a dozen roses, and a copy of kama sutra. You might benefit as well[/quote:1fd03]
good advice sir rock:

[quote="Doc Hayward":410e0][quote="Animal Mother":410e0]Get her a dozen roses, and a copy of kama sutra. You might benefit as well[/quote:410e0]
good advice sir rock:[/quote:410e0]

this year i got her a dvd video player in one thingy... with loads of dvds

[quote="Doc Hayward":62807]this year i got her a dvd video player in one thingy... with loads of dvds[/quote:62807]
rofl you told me your "girlfriend" died 14 days ago

[quote="Simo Häyhä":72cdd][quote="Doc Hayward":72cdd]this year i got her a dvd video player in one thingy... with loads of dvds[/quote:72cdd]
rofl you told me your "girlfriend" died 14 days ago[/quote:72cdd]
yes..... true... and yes... this year i did buy her these things...

AHHAHAHA, i smell bullshit.
And if its true:
HSHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

lol..xtreme bullshit rolleyes:

Stfu hayward you lieing loser......We need Autopsy report.......and Tombstone Pic...and Hybrid holy hell ur back

just eat her out for like a whole hour cause she knows you dont get any real pleasure from it, and she knows you're only doing it to be nice

i did it to my girlfriend, great things happened after that

Get her a dildo.

Stay away from those things shell use them instead of you. Get her things that creat little pleasure. Liek a rose. They smell good and sometimes the girl will like them then they die. OR a teddy bear, a bracelet. If you got some money dont hesitate to spend some.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":30aea]G unit spinner oOo:[/quote:30aea] LMFAO @ YOUR DUMBASS

That has the to be the funniest thing uve said since ive been here. GG, dickenstein

You like 50 cent? I cant stand him.

yea i like a few of his songs. Stunt 101, wangsta, , many men and thats about it.