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ninty 12-09-2003 09:07 PM

Talking to Americans
 
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Short Hand 12-09-2003 09:09 PM

where the fuck. I watched a couple on TV nice find. Ignorance is fnny to watch.

Short Hand 12-09-2003 09:12 PM

quality is quite poor though.


vcd not even oOo:

ninty 12-09-2003 09:13 PM

I downloaded them and then uploaded them to my site. Thats the best quality I could find. I actually found the whole thing which I am currently downloading, but its a little too big to fit on the 10mb Shaw gives me. Like 450mb too big.

And I don't want to start a flame war. Their just there for entertainment purposes.

Short Hand 12-09-2003 09:17 PM

why start a flame war ?

negative 12-09-2003 09:22 PM

yeah-they are pretty funny eh??

Eames 12-09-2003 09:24 PM

Even though I don't aprove of the America bashing, I will admit they were kinda funny...but you know those were edited like a bitch to make it look like we're all idiots down here.

strvs 12-09-2003 09:31 PM

Good ol twenty two minutes, now if you will excuse me theres a moose outside my window, im gonna go get my snowshoes on and pelt him with timbits.

Art Attack 12-09-2003 09:33 PM

the BEST! ALL TIME BEST is when Rick goes to the guy

"Did you hear prime minister Tim Horton got a double double" TO GOOD!

Fireal 12-09-2003 09:33 PM

Jay Walking is better

strvs 12-09-2003 09:48 PM

I like the one where they go to chicago and say that canada is changing there name to chicago. they are like "they cant have that, thats our name!" GOLD.

Old Reliable 12-09-2003 09:49 PM

smells like bullshit, its made for tv, its not real

Short Hand 12-09-2003 10:35 PM

[quote="Cpl. Eames":399bf]Even though I don't aprove of the America bashing, I will admit they were kinda funny...but you know those were edited like a bitch to make it look like we're all idiots down here.[/quote:399bf]

Your not helping.



-Congradulations Canada on Legalizing Staplers !!!! GOLD!!!

strvs 12-09-2003 10:42 PM

lol, and the oh-so classic, "i vow to never call a canadian an oompaloompa"

SoLiDUS 12-09-2003 10:53 PM

Where did you get the 450meg video and what is it called? I gots to get me
some of diss....

ninty 12-09-2003 11:03 PM

A place called kazaa lite. Took a while to find it, and it took a while to download, but it got up to 150kb/sec. Its not DVD quality, but its a shit load better than those videos.

Zen 12-09-2003 11:20 PM

I downloaded them all , the Bush one was chopped up and I couldn't see it but the rest came in fine.

I didn't think they were all that funny. Not because they had stupid people anwsering questions , or because they were Americans. It just didn't strike me.
I was pretty damned amazed these people fell for some of that though.

Perticulary , VCRs and staplers being banned , the electricity in Parlament , and of corse the whole igloo thing.

Old Reliable 12-09-2003 11:21 PM

its because they were paid to say it...idiots

CaP bUsTa 12-09-2003 11:33 PM

The best is when Mercer asks a lady how many states canada has
The lady has no fucking clue and just guesses. Then the next thing you know, her son pops up and says "Wait a second mom, Canada doesnt have states it has provinces!"
Stupid bitch.

JBird 12-10-2003 02:03 AM

ever watch jay leno? he does a segment called jay-walking, basically the same thing...

oh, and both these and the leno segments are barely funny. sleeping:

Madmartagen 12-10-2003 02:07 AM

yeah i was about to make that post. its the same thing, they get a bunch of yahoos on the street and ask them questions that i bet jay wouldnt even know the answers to. i dont see the funny in this, im sure canada has produced as much less than bright people as much as we have.

redhawk_six 12-10-2003 04:20 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":c3c2d]its because they were paid to say it...idiots[/quote:c3c2d]

Yeah, right, they paid off Bush too, eh? hake:

Old, just stop. No one was paid anything to say anything.

I find it very unlikely that the CBC would waste what little money they have to pay Americans, including Pres. Bush, to say stuff like that. hake:

Besides, you think Bush would really say something that could make him look so stupid on purpose?

Zoner 12-10-2003 07:46 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":4278f]smells like bullshit, its made for tv, its not real[/quote:4278f]

Unfortunately, it's real.

I met Rick Mercer in St. John's once...nice fella. Shorter than I expected...heh heh.

Old Reliable 12-10-2003 11:53 AM

then im pretty shocked people are that stupid....thats what you get when you have to pay to go to college annoy:

ninty 12-10-2003 11:56 AM

Well, stage a coup to try to install soviet era politics like they tried to do in 91.

bukdez 12-10-2003 12:11 PM

the best was when rick goes to harvard, and even the profs are fooled... or when he tells them that canada just allowed irish-canadians to vote, too-funny...

Madmartagen 12-10-2003 01:18 PM

I think the reason is that people are more willing to believe TV and reporters than to say that they are stupid. they're just gullible.

pest 12-10-2003 01:29 PM

[quote="CaP bUsTa":3df93]The best is when Mercer asks a lady how many states canada has
The lady has no fucking clue and just guesses. Then the next thing you know, her son pops up and says "Wait a second mom, Canada doesnt have states it has provinces!"
Stupid bitch.[/quote:3df93]

LOL

You are assuming that we care.

So just out of curiosity, how many?

How many provinces in Mexico while you are at it? Or Russia? Off the top of your head of course, with a camera and a mike shoved in your face.

But yeah, you can find plenty of dumb people in the states. Most of the ones where I live are transplanted yankees.

Zoner 12-10-2003 01:37 PM

Granted, some things you may not know about Canada. Fair enough.

But, everyone in the States should know that Canada uses a 24-hr clock not a 20-hr clock. That's just fucking dumb.

Tripper 12-10-2003 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
But, everyone in the States should know that Canada uses a 24-hr clock not a 20-hr clock. That's just fucking dumb.


pest 12-10-2003 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
But, everyone in the States should know that Canada uses a 24-hr clock not a 20-hr clock. That's just fucking dumb.

There is no arguement for people like that, I agree. Look for these people on future darwin awards. biggrin:

Zoner 12-10-2003 03:38 PM

heh heh...indeed. biggrin:

Vance 12-10-2003 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
But, everyone in the States should know that Canada uses a 24-hr clock not a 20-hr clock. That's just fucking dumb.

I think people that are that stupid are in a minority. Just a thought.

Snuff 12-10-2003 05:22 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":afa71]smells like bullshit, its made for tv, its not real[/quote:afa71]

It is a TV show. I've seen it a few times. If it's not scripted, they seek out the dumbest people they can find. I'm sure you Canadians have your fairshare of dumbasses also.In fact, a few of them post here. the_finger:

bukdez 12-10-2003 06:04 PM

even the harvard professors?

Snuff 12-10-2003 06:07 PM

http://smugcanadian.weblogger.com/stori ... yReader$24

written by a Canadian. the_finger:

Zoner 12-10-2003 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hogman74
I'm sure you Canadians have your fairshare of dumbasses also.

Damn right. Of course we do. this "Talking to Americans" is just comedy...no one takes it for a sweeping stereotype of ALL Americans. Well, none of us SMART Canadians anyway... biggrin:

Eight Ace 12-10-2003 08:05 PM

We had a show recently were these Aussies had this world map set up on the streets
of New York and kept moving the place names around then quizzing passersby...
they changed Australia to North Korea and Tasmania (the little triangle shaped state just
south of the mainland)
to South Korea...they asked people what they thought of the Korean
situation, and all these New Yorkers were like "OMG, North Korea is so much bigger than
South Korea...it don't seem fair" etc.
I realise they only showed the truely dumb ones but it was funny nonetheless. calmdown:

Zen 12-10-2003 09:48 PM

Hogman ,

That was really interesting , I really had no idea Canadians felt that way.
Truely informative. Thank you.

White Rabbit 12-10-2003 11:42 PM

BAW HA HAHA "prime minister jean poutine" happy:


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