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Old Reliable 12-20-2003 04:27 PM

Gifts for dad
 
My dad doesn't really have any hobbies....he doesnt really like sports, he just likes to destroy things in the house and then rebuild them. But he already has enough tools. He does like to cook though, but we have cookbooks up the ass. I have no idea what to get...suggestions oOo:

snipeymagoo 12-20-2003 04:58 PM

money or a gift card to his favorite store

12-20-2003 05:09 PM

ya like some sort of $50 off at some tool store type of thing

Old Reliable 12-20-2003 05:35 PM

perfect idea..thanks biggrin:

Bean 2 12-20-2003 06:11 PM

Buy him legos or a puzzle so he can build it then destroy and so on.

RaNgeR 12-20-2003 06:27 PM

lol

mr.miyagi 12-20-2003 06:31 PM

hours of fun
 
get him a free registration to the http://WWW.ALLIEDASSAULT.COM forums

[DAS REICH] Blitz 12-20-2003 06:38 PM

Re: hours of fun
 
[quote="mr.miyagi":6bb29]get him a free registration to the [url="http://WWW.ALLIEDASSAULT.COM"]http://WWW.ALLIEDASSAULT.COM[/url] forums[/quote:6bb29]That forum rules....theres a kid with a knife saying "ill cut ya bitch: ed: ed: ed: ed: ed: ed: ed:

Fireal 12-20-2003 06:57 PM

Give him what he likes

Cpt. Obvious 12-20-2003 07:51 PM

electric toothbrush the universal present

descry 12-20-2003 08:27 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":8ade5]Give him what he likes[/quote:8ade5]

yea ... head

omicron 12-20-2003 08:32 PM

[quote="Coublacka_":da08b][quote="Animal Mother":da08b]Give him what he likes[/quote:da08b]

yea ... head[/quote:da08b]
Coulblacka_, m8 you should be shot!

Short Hand 12-20-2003 08:34 PM

Give him a table saw. Or a Spanking new blender.

Bean 2 12-20-2003 08:35 PM

[quote="Short Hand":6015c]Give him a table saw. Or a Spanking new blender.[/quote:6015c]

or short hands personal pick, a big black dildo.

Madmartagen 12-20-2003 08:38 PM

get him an electric mixer so he can make you food.

Short Hand 12-20-2003 08:52 PM

[quote="Bean 2":acdbb][quote="Short Hand":acdbb]Give him a table saw. Or a Spanking new blender.[/quote:acdbb]

or short hands personal pick, a big black dildo.[/quote:acdbb]


Still mad at me ? Clam down their.

Fireal 12-20-2003 09:08 PM

SH = owned

Maplegyver 12-20-2003 09:11 PM

wtf is you sig am?

Short Hand 12-20-2003 09:12 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":d9e2f]SH = owned[/quote:d9e2f]

very owned...... hake:

Eight Ace 12-20-2003 10:40 PM

...why not some exotic hand relief for your Dad at a discreet rub-and-tuggery...? freak:

Snuff 12-21-2003 08:30 PM

I saw the clapper in the store today.( the ultimate last minute gift even though it sucks)
Didn't think they still made those things. biggrin:

Proteus 12-21-2003 08:34 PM

I'm getting my dad the Metallica S&M DVD.

Pyro 12-21-2003 08:48 PM

gift certificate at like home depot...(don't know if thats an american store)

Bean 2 12-21-2003 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
gift certificate at like home depot...(don't know if thats an american store)

We have home depot except they sell softcore porn down here. Idk what the sell in canada?

Pyro 12-21-2003 09:19 PM

[quote="Bean 2":e3b86]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
gift certificate at like home depot...(don't know if thats an american store)

We have home depot except they sell softcore porn down here. Idk what the sell in canada?[/quote:e3b86]

lots of stuff

Bucknub 12-21-2003 09:22 PM

Get him a stripper

Fireal 12-22-2003 04:04 AM

I wish i got a stripper for christmas, that would own

Wilko 12-22-2003 04:21 AM

[quote="Animal Mother":27bc9]I wish i got a stripper for christmas, that would own[/quote:27bc9]

My stepdad actually went to the local Brothel and asked if they did Gift Certificates. He LEGITIMATELY was going to get me one oOo:

The Mans a lunatic, I tells ya


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