Xoxide.com
 

This site has finally gotten a new live chat representive. This means, you click the link that has this pic:

[img]http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/24046046/?cmd=repstate&site=24046046&imageUrl=http://www.xoxiderewards.com/live&ver=1[/img]

And someone will be on shortly to answer whatever you need to ask. Now here's what I ask. Go on there, and just ask the stupidest things you can think of. Ask them what time it is where they are. Just piss them off, then take a screenshot. Whoever gets a representive to answer you nasty or something like that, wins.

Go.

http://server.iad.liveperson.net/hc/240 ... 6&byhref=1

Kinda like when i got stuck on Resident Evil once, and called a manning company..
Basically because their slogan is "Do you need help? Call Poolia".. oOo:

No, this is a person in a chatroom with you. It's like an IM with one of their representives. But I've dealt with the company numerous times, and I know they only have about a 6-person staff, so there should be only one representive.

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/ignoringemeh.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.people.virginia.edu/~aad4a/Lowell-4.jpg[/img]

god damn its unavaible now!Im gonna freak the guy out though

Fucking whore..
[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/xoxide.jpg[/img]

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":9ea3a]Fucking whore..
[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/xoxide.jpg[/img][/quote:9ea3a]

Shes is begging for teh buttsecks.. oOo:

Did it again and once again i got jennifer
[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/xoxxide2.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/jerk.JPG[/img]

That's hilarious

[quote:c6b97] Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Jennifer'
Jennifer: Hello, Is there anything I can help you with today?
you: Hi, could I speak to Drew please?
Jennifer: You will need to call us to speak to him.
you: Hrm. . well I'm in a bit of a predicament
you: The phone in our apartment was turned off
you: Can I pass a message on to him then >
Jennifer: Sure.
you: great.
you: Can you please tell him the cops know about the illeagal cock-fights on Wednesday nights, and they sent SWAT to raid the place
you: I think we're in big trouble.
you: Love, Stu
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.[/quote:c6b97]

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":9fcec][quote:9fcec] Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Jennifer'
Jennifer: Hello, Is there anything I can help you with today?
you: Hi, could I speak to Drew please?
Jennifer: You will need to call us to speak to him.
you: Hrm. . well I'm in a bit of a predicament
you: The phone in our apartment was turned off
you: Can I pass a message on to him then >
Jennifer: Sure.
you: great.
you: Can you please tell him the cops know about the illeagal cock-fights on Wednesday nights, and they sent SWAT to raid the place
you: I think we're in big trouble.
you: Love, Stu
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.[/quote:9fcec][/quote:9fcec]


Hahaha, f*ckin hilarious!
Havent laughed like that in ages!
I give that one a big f*ckin A+! biggrin:

That Jennifer chick is getting punk'd happy:

[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/xoxide3.jpg[/img]

LOL... funny

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":b4188][img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/xoxide3.jpg[/img][/quote:b4188]

ROFL!!

I gave her a bomb link. She clicked it. omfg lol!!!!!!!!!
[img]http://24.58.163.208/upload/bitchddfdfg.jpg[/img]

LOL, i need some good ideas, I'm fresh out, MSN me.

[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/xoxide4.jpg[/img]

First one to get banned wins!!!!

First one to get your IP Reported to your ISP WINS!!!

whats that link with where it opens all your cd/dvd drives?

I already got banned..

lol you guys are fucktards

I asked her if she liked the vibrator i got her for christmas

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/Image2.jpg[/img]


she called me a sicko, ROFL

Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Jennifer'
Jennifer: Hello, Is there anything I can help you with today?
you: hi
you: i bought a fan from you a few weeks ago that i want to return
Jennifer: I can only assist you if there was an error with your order that was our fault - such as broken pieces, or wrong items. RMA handles customer -error orderrs.
you: yes it was faulty
you: a 120mm sunon fan is what i ordered to be exact.
you: once it got delivered i wired it to the mains and it blew
you: i mean all i want is a good blow you know?
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

lol T she said you need a vibrator. As for hte fan blow take a sreeny next time

Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Jennifer'
you: hello?
you: large fries, big mac meal...go large with strawberry milkshake
you: oh and no cheese or pickles in that
you: but lots of ketchup
you: helllo?
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Jennifer'
Jennifer: Hello, I am currently assisting other customers. If you have a question regarding an order please state your order number and the difficulty you are having. If your question is product related simply enter your question, and I will be back momentarily to assist you. Thank you for your patience.
you: hi
you: i was wondering if you could help me with my biology homework
you: i dont understand how a mans thingy can get that big
you: have you ever seen it demonstrated?
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

[quote="T.Hunter":66e64]I asked her if she liked the vibrator i got her for christmas

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/Image2.jpg[/img]


she called me a sicko, ROFL[/quote:66e64]

Did she really say that or is it chopped?

%100 non photoshoped. i asked her before then she clsoed the chat window, then when i tried again i she said that.


what a fuckcake

Buah haha they're back on duty. Fire away!

one of them found my IP....

Whoever can make them quit their job or have a nervous break down should win.

[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/xcccc.JPG[/img]

ROFL that's a good 1

hee hee...man, you guys are bastards!! biggrin:

The Live Chat idea is a good one in theory...we can all see how it fails in practice, though. The Internet is an seedy, dark place innit? rock:

j00 kno u luv it happy:

Jennifer: Is there anything I can help you with today?
you: Are you a real person? Im a real person. Do you have any friends? You didnt graduate from college did you, since you are working at this place.
Jennifer: Yes, I am a real person. How may I help you?
you: I lost my dog, is there anyway that i can find it? Using your system?
Jennifer: I am sorry to hear that sir.
you: Sir? who said i was a guy?
Jennifer: I am sorry Miss.
you: I am a guy tho, isnt that funny?
Chat session has been terminated by site operator.

i couldnt get a pic. and i really did lose my dog. and i cant find it. cry: just kiddin.