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Sergeant_Scrotum 12-30-2003 08:54 PM

little shits
 
I ran into blockbuster to grab some movies. anyways about 20min later i come out to find my door open. my theory is someone tried to steal my presious 1/2 used bottle of windsheild washer fluid out of the back seat or my almost empty kleenex box thats sat in the back seat for about 2 1/2 years but dint notice my dog sitting in the car.once they saw they dog they just took off without even closing the door! so when i got back the car was fucking freezing! Fucking thugs! go get a job cuss:

Trudel 12-30-2003 09:07 PM

Lock your doors.

strvs 12-30-2003 09:09 PM

Get a flamethrower.

Eight Ace 12-30-2003 09:11 PM

Employ an armed "Car Marshall".

Sgt. Paine 12-30-2003 09:14 PM

saw the doors off your car so that there is easier acess to your windsheild washer fluid.



OR


punch your sister

Cool Fool 12-30-2003 09:19 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":4b512]saw the doors off your car so that there is easier acess to your windsheild washer fluid.



OR


punch your sister[/quote:4b512]

does he have one?

Arch 12-30-2003 09:23 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":2c044]Employ an armed "Car Marshall".[/quote:2c044]

roflmao cool:

Sgt. Paine 12-30-2003 09:27 PM

[quote="Cool Fool":8492a][quote="Sgt. Paine":8492a]saw the doors off your car so that there is easier acess to your windsheild washer fluid.



OR


punch your sister[/quote:8492a]

does he have one?[/quote:8492a]

i dont know. in another thread, there was something about how a key got jammed in the keyhole, and it was the guys, sisters fault, so someone said "punch your sister" i thought it was hilarious, and random to put in this topic. lol

gtboys34 12-30-2003 09:30 PM

In your "theory" what color were these "thugs"?

Trudel 12-30-2003 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
In your "theory" what color were these "thugs"?

Just stop talking now.

gtboys34 12-30-2003 09:33 PM

I was just saying... they were probaly some little niglets, that's all

Maplegyver 12-30-2003 09:33 PM

the "thugs" were probaly young crippled white kids in electic wheelchairs
looking for some antifreeze to commit suicide.




/sarcasam

Is This Teh 70s? 12-30-2003 09:35 PM

You should've called the police and at least reported it.

Johnj 12-30-2003 09:41 PM

Who would of thought that young, crippled white kids, in electic wheelchairs,
looking for some antifreeze, to commit suicide, could cause so much trouble?

Is This Teh 70s? 12-30-2003 09:44 PM

Who is the person in your avatar?

Zap. USMC 12-30-2003 09:48 PM

lol I lock my doors everywhere I go... even in my own driveway!

Sergeant_Scrotum 12-30-2003 10:39 PM

[quote:a5c17]You should've called the police and at least reported it.[/quote:a5c17] meh what could they do? their was no proof of anything other than the open door. nothing was tekn or even moved.

[quote:a5c17]the "thugs" were probaly young crippled white kids in electic wheelchairs
looking for some antifreeze to commit suicide.
[/quote:a5c17] AHAHAHA! thats great biggrin:

[quote:a5c17]Employ an armed "Car Marshall".[/quote:a5c17]

already got one. my dog rock: & it was free. who needs a $700 car alarm?

1080jibber 12-30-2003 10:42 PM

i always lock my truck, plus i got one of those automatic push button lock for my truck and it honks when i push it so i know i have locked it

ShagNasty 12-30-2003 10:44 PM

[quote:b227e]In your "theory" what color were these "thugs"?
[/quote:b227e]

i would bet black or a wigger. 99% chance lets be real here.





























idiot problely didnt shut door all the way is my guess.

Eight Ace 12-30-2003 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
i always lock my truck, plus i got one of those automatic push button lock for my truck and it honks when i push it so i know i have locked it

I'll bet when the neighbours hear that at 2am they think..."Thank God he's remembered to lock the truck!". cuss:

strvs 12-30-2003 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
I was just saying... they were probaly some little niglets, that's all

stfu you judgmental prick.

12-30-2003 11:07 PM

Lots of "Car hoppers" here. they go from car-to-car looking for cigs, loose change, and any other goods they can get their mits into.

1080jibber 12-30-2003 11:07 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":78d65]
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
i always lock my truck, plus i got one of those automatic push button lock for my truck and it honks when i push it so i know i have locked it

I'll bet when the neighbours hear that at 2am they think..."Thank God he's remembered to lock the truck!". cuss:[/quote:78d65]

i feel bad when i come home late some nights when i lock my doors but what can ya do, i hope they understand biggrin:

butch 12-30-2003 11:48 PM

he probably just forgot to close the door. then again they may have wanted that badass ride of yours...what was it you drive again???

Is This Teh 70s? 12-30-2003 11:51 PM

hahahaha

Old Reliable 12-30-2003 11:58 PM

damn why jump to conclusions? maybe your dog was choking on the kleenex box and they were helping it

ShagNasty 12-31-2003 01:05 AM

[quote:4aeae]damn why jump to conclusions? maybe your dog was choking on the kleenex box and they were helping it
[/quote:4aeae]



Could be. by the way I think you live in Michigan, you must be a moron if you cant spell where the fuck you live. come on flame me some more bitch. I am waiting for your wit. IDIOT cant spell his state thats a fucking moron for you.








































blow me old ass.

Trudel 12-31-2003 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShagNasty
[quote:2eb88]damn why jump to conclusions? maybe your dog was choking on the kleenex box and they were helping it



Could be. by the way I think you live in Michigan, you must be a moron if you cant spell where the fuck you live. come on flame me some more bitch. I am waiting for your wit. IDIOT cant spell his state thats a fucking moron for you.


blow me old ass.[/quote:2eb88]

But could you locate Michigan on a map?

ShagNasty 12-31-2003 01:13 AM

[quote:c0a14]But could you locate Michigan on a map?
[/quote:c0a14]


yeah its the state that says Michigan, you idiot. Its by some little lake called lake Michigan. dont believe what you hear, us Americans can find shit on the map, just an old wives tale lesser countries say to make them feel better.

Pyro 12-31-2003 01:30 AM

I would of punched your sister.

strvs 12-31-2003 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShagNasty
[quote:2b1e7]But could you locate Michigan on a map?


yeah its the state that says Michigan, you idiot. Its by some little lake called lake Michigan. dont believe what you hear, us Americans can find shit on the map, just an old wives tale lesser countries say to make them feel better.[/quote:2b1e7]
Whooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhh maaaaannnn, am i like, really doing this? im so stoned.....

You cheesy fuck.

Trudel 12-31-2003 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShagNasty
[quote:88d1e]But could you locate Michigan on a map?


yeah its the state that says Michigan, you idiot. Its by some little lake called lake Michigan. dont believe what you hear, us Americans can find shit on the map, just an old wives tale lesser countries say to make them feel better.[/quote:88d1e]

I didn't say anything about Americans. I was talking about you.

Bean 2 12-31-2003 01:43 PM

Can u post a picture of ur sister?

Sergeant_Scrotum 12-31-2003 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by butch
he probably just forgot to close the door. then again they may have wanted that badass ride of yours...what was it you drive again???

it wasent even my car. It was my moms. We all know how much 98 dodge neons are wanted out on the black market. I doubt they even wanted to take the car to begin with, just looking for shit inside of it. If they did want it probly just for a joyride. But how fun is it to joyride in a neon? It would be hard to steal though. 1/2 the time it dosent even want to start WITH the key let alone being hotwired.

Old Reliable 12-31-2003 02:31 PM

if you're from michigan then you probably know what relevance Meeeechigan has. i'm surprised you know where michigan is? look at your fuckin hand douchebag

Webb 12-31-2003 04:29 PM

[quote=Arch]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":a5a24
Employ an armed "Car Marshall".

roflmao cool:[/quote:a5a24]

Toys are us sig ? stupid:

Arkan 12-31-2003 08:00 PM

I never lock my door. Thats what insurance is for. If they want a car that bad, no alarm in the world is gonna stop them.

btw, what kind of pooch do you have?


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