CHOPSTICKS!!11111111111
 

how many of you can use them?

lol, um....i use them to stab my food...and if its rice....ill make it stick to the chicken or whatever im eating rock:

calmdown:

It's easy.

Yes, I can use chopsticks.

Some things like rice are hard though. But i've watched Asians eat rice with chopsticks before, and they ut their rice in a bowl and then put it up to their face and then use the chopsticks as a sort of leverage machine to scoop the rice into their mouth using a swift motion with their wrist. Very interesting if you ask me. I always put my rice on a plate.

I eat sushi, on a regular basis. I have my own set of porcelain chop sticks.

I know how to use chopsticks but I prefer the knife, fork, and spoon method of eating.

[quote="Animal Mother":1f9c0]I eat sushi, on a regular basis. I have my own set of porcelain chop sticks.[/quote:1f9c0] nice avatar!

[quote=omicron] nice avatar![/quote:593e3]


Go back to work at your gas station, cock.

Ok, seman sipper!

Yes, i have people splurt their semen in a cup, where i sip on it.
As i quote a living legend
"Suck My Dick"- Ron jeremey

[quote="Animal Mother":4f2d1]
Yes, i have people splurt their semen in a cup, where i sip on it.
As i quote a living legend
"Suck My Dick"- Ron jeremey[/quote:4f2d1]
you sucked him off?
gah gross man

it's easier to say chopsticks in chinese than it is to say fork
so i'm pretty damn good at teh chopsticks - although, when i first came to hell, i was like a disabled person rolleyes:

btw, you're all n00bs
except for dave

[quote="Da_Bian":f8b76]it's easier to say chopsticks in chinese than it is to say fork
so i'm pretty damn good at teh chopsticks - although, when i first came to hell, i was like a disabled person rolleyes:

btw, you're all n00bs
except for dave[/quote:f8b76]

rock:

Chopsticks are fun. But im going to have to go with dildo.

well one down. whos next ill pick the gun up at maples house. No Ive tried chopsticks. I usually just stab the food or use my hands unless a fork is there.

HAH!!!
you fell for it

i have my own pair of chopsticks the_finger:

chopsticks are leet

I do the same thing. But, I still don't use chopsticks.

LOL, your threads was hijacked.

I dont see any point in using them when a fork and spoon are best for anything. IMO, they are more of a novelty than a necessity, just like the napkin.

What the fuck is a napkin? It's called a serviette. It's French.

You cant eat sushi with a sppon, fork, or knife.
You have to grab the piece. PLace it into the best substance in the world.
A mixture of soy sauce, wasabi, and a tad of ginger root.
You place it in there, wait about 10 seconds, place in mouth.
Its heaven

[quote="Animal Mother":0c89d]You cant eat sushi with a sppon, fork, or knife.
You have to grab the piece. PLace it into the best substance in the world.
A mixture of soy sauce, wasabi, and a tad of ginger root.
You place it in there, wait about 10 seconds, place in mouth.
Its heaven[/quote:0c89d]

How can you not eat sushi with a fork? Just stab it, and there ya go.

Too delicate.

You can pick up anything with chopsticks. Even cookies. And Bian we should have a chop stick competition to see whos the best. biggrin:

LOL! i'll pwn j00! biggrin:

[quote="Da_Bian":9e6ab]LOL! i'll pwn j00! biggrin:[/quote:9e6ab]

NEIN! I will r0x0r you!

emilo

Only gooks use chopsticks! I use a knife and fork! I also hear that in America you chaps cut everything up into little pieces first and then eat it with just your fork eek:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":4df24]Only gooks use chopsticks! I use a knife and fork! I also hear that in America you chaps cut everything up into little pieces first and then eat it with just your fork eek:[/quote:4df24]

hahahaha. That's the most British thing i've heard today. Well done!

no, us americans run our food over in our blue pick up truck, and eat it with a pitch fork, GET IT RIGHT FUCKER mwah:

Whenever Arkan goes to a Japanese restaurant, he uses chop-sticks. Using anything else kinda defeats the purpose!

I thought the point of going to a chinese/japanese restaraunt was to eat chinese/japanese food. Not to pretend that you are a gook yourself and spill your fucking food everywhere with sticks that do not acheive optimal proformance.

If you were to say you went ona tour to a chopstick factory, and they served lunch, and you used a fork, THEN you can say it defeated the purpose. As is i dont go to Mc. D's (at all) for the purpose of experiancing the "culture" of the american fat asses.

does that even make sense????? eat with whatever you want.... i learned how to use chopsticks like over 15 years ago, my parents said it was important, cause one day i would be in a situatuion where everyone else was using chopsticks.... i think she might be a little crazy....

I'm in the same boat...Weird, Ain't it? stupid:

[quote:e42ac]does that even make sense????? eat with whatever you want.... i learned how to use chopsticks like over 15 years ago, my parents said it was important, cause one day i would be in a situatuion where everyone else was using chopsticks.... i think she might be a little crazy....[/quote:e42ac]

Perhaps she was referring to one of those fancy posh resteraunts where there's a specific way to eat a banana.

who the fuck cares?

Spoon,fork, knife> chopsticks

Why pick up 6 grains of rice with chopsticks to look like the guy who just recently learned to use chopsticks, now he even eats beef ribeye with them to show he appricates asian culture. When you can get a far larger potion and eat faster with a spoon.

"Look at me mom I have my own choppysticks and I've used my finely tuned motorskills to pick up this fucking grain of rice, it only took me 20 minutes. If I had relized I look like a poser and a putz using them, I would have picked up the fucking spoon and been done with now."

Chopsticks = easy as sunday morning.

1)make hand like gun (thumb = hammer, index = barrel)

2) Pinch stick in pit of webbing of thumb & index, and rest it on middle finger. Apply pressure with thumb to pinch in place.

3) Hold other stick with thumb & index, pinch with thumb & index.