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Bazooka_Joe 01-09-2004 09:55 AM

Yeah, one of THOSE parties
 
[img]http://members.aol.com/nray7882/shadydried.jpg[/img]

My parents decided to goto Las Vegas for a few days, and leave me in charge of the house. . .bad move.

The first night, the cops came to the house at 3AM, because my neighbors thought a bunch of kids took over my house.

The second night, two "escorts" showed up to my house for a few hours.

The third night, my friends got all drugged up and were basically like children on a IV of Pixy Stix. stupid:

Basically, I had a 4-day party, my house was like a stable. I have more pictures at home, this is the only one I have online. Yes, that is my friend stuffed in my drier. He calls me from the drier on his cell and says "Come down to the basement with ur camera, I found something in the drier"

You gotta see my counter-space of my home on the other photos, there is none. My kitchen table was literally covered with 2 mini-kegs, 24-packs, a box of condoms, porn mags, some scattered food, and hard liquor. We made the house immaculate when we were done, you couldn't even tell.

Zoner 01-09-2004 10:03 AM

Sweet!

How come ya didn't call me, ya bastard! biggrin:

Bazooka_Joe 01-09-2004 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Sweet!

How come ya didn't call me, ya bastard! biggrin:

I didn't want to pay the Canadian shipping to deport you here! happy:

Old Reliable 01-09-2004 10:09 AM

rolleyes:

Zoner 01-09-2004 10:15 AM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":b6420]I didn't want to pay the Canadian shipping to deport you here! happy:[/quote:b6420]

That's as good a reason as any. biggrin:

Miscguy 01-09-2004 11:25 AM

[quote:f1808]a box of condoms[/quote:f1808]

Well we know what element of that list went un-used.

Arkan 01-09-2004 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miscguy
[quote:a2440]a box of condoms

Well we know what element of that list went un-used.[/quote:a2440]

Damn, i was gonna jump all over that one but you beat me to it !!
(as you guys would say, GG)

Xorcist [USA] 01-09-2004 12:43 PM

[img]http://www.xbox-connection.com/hostedimages/condomhat%20copy.jpg[/img]

Unknown_Sniper 01-09-2004 01:18 PM

sounds fun

01-09-2004 01:35 PM

Hookers Joe? I hope you get a STD.

Also, why didn't you slam the door on the drier, and turn it on to the MAX setting?

snipes 01-09-2004 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quze
Hookers Joe? I hope you get a STD.

Also, why didn't you slam the door on the drier, and turn it on to the MAX setting?

haha

gtboys34 01-09-2004 02:08 PM

please tell me there was atleast 1 female there...

Ferich 01-09-2004 02:10 PM

I wish I could actually remember the parties I have... rolleyes:

01-09-2004 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
please tell me there was atleast 1 female there...


Yeah those hookers... oh wait...

Bazooka_Joe 01-09-2004 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quze
Hookers Joe? I hope you get a STD.

Also, why didn't you slam the door on the drier, and turn it on to the MAX setting?

Nope, I have a g/f and she was there. I don't think I would have touched those dirtbags even if I didn't. That would be like putting my dick into the hallway, thats how gross they were.

KTOG 01-09-2004 02:39 PM

I took a shit in a campus washing machine :)

gtboys34 01-09-2004 02:50 PM

Daaaammmmmmmmnnnnnn!!, that's .........quite.... manly

KTOG 01-09-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Daaaammmmmmmmnnnnnn!!, that's .........quite.... manly

Want me to pull out my cock and prove it toots :)

gtboys34 01-09-2004 02:55 PM

...... dejavu

which gender are you female or male?

KTOG 01-09-2004 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
...... dejavu

which gender are you female or male?

Does it matter when the lights are off?

gtboys34 01-09-2004 03:19 PM

If you have "non-tainted" with female organs and over the age of 15 then "no" it doesn't

Fireal 01-09-2004 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KTOG
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
...... dejavu

which gender are you female or male?

Does it matter when the lights are off?

ROFL

Jotun 01-09-2004 03:34 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":71ed6]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Quze
Hookers Joe? I hope you get a STD.

Also, why didn't you slam the door on the drier, and turn it on to the MAX setting?

Nope, I have a g/f and she was there. I don't think I would have touched those dirtbags even if I didn't. That would be like putting my dick into the hallway, thats how gross they were.[/quote:71ed6]
throwing a hotdog down a hallway, eh?

Tripper 01-09-2004 04:29 PM

Sounds like good clean fun.

Pyro 01-09-2004 05:27 PM

it was probably all guys.

F|4m3s Ru|3 01-09-2004 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
it was probably all guys.

Of course. If it wasnt they wouldnt have had to hire escorts.

imported_colt_45 01-09-2004 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quze
Hookers Joe? I hope you get a STD.

Also, why didn't you slam the door on the drier, and turn it on to the MAX setting?


mr.miyagi 01-09-2004 07:26 PM

crazy eek:

Bazooka_Joe 01-09-2004 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
it was probably all guys.

Nein.

gtboys34 01-09-2004 09:22 PM

Pyro just wishes that there were all guys there..

Machette 01-09-2004 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
I wish I could actually remember the parties I have... rolleyes:

Well said.

Bucknub 01-09-2004 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Pyro just wishes that there were all guys there..


Bazooka_Joe 01-10-2004 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Pyro just wishes that there were all guys there..

Dah.

My friend has the other pictures, Ill have to get them from him.


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