Calling all rappers out there
 

I've just got done studying about Middle Age European literature. Cantebury Tales was something I read. If you're not familiar with the work, it is basically a story of stories in the format of a large poem.


My task if for you guys to come up with a poem.
I was thinking, let's see how well AA.com can represent in da hood yo........yeah, i'm too white.


Here are the rules:
1. You must have it in iambic pentameter If you're not sure what Iambic pentameter actually is, here's a brief explanation:


Iambic pentameter itself is a rhythmical pattern of syllables. The "iambic" part means that the rhythm goes from an unstressed syllable to a stressed one, as happens in words like divine, caress, bizarre, and delight. It sounds sort of like a heartbeat: daDUM, daDUM, daDUM. Each iambic unit is called a foot (the term foot is also applied to other rhythmical units, such as trochaic [DUMda], dactyllic [DUMdada], and anapest [dadaDUM]). The "pentameter" part means that this iambic rhythm is repeated five times, or has five feet: daDUM daDUM daDUM daDUM daDUM[da].

2. You must have rhyming couplets.
3. Since I see alot of people that enjoy the art of rapping, the theme must be about rappers/rapping. You can describe a rapper, a certain rap, the personality of a rapper, etc. Basically anything that has to do with a rapper.
4. Be creative.
5. It is alright if you can contribute 1 couplet in iambic pentameter. If you would like to add to someone else's work, quote their work and add your underneath.
6. Have fun...I think giving the theme about a rapper will put an interesting edge on this.



Let's see what you've got![/url]

awwww how sweet. want a sticker?

do your own homework

Garry! you're back, where the fuck were you?

[quote="Sgt Stryker":3f348]Garry! you're back, where the fuck were you?[/quote:3f348]My words exactly...

[quote="Sgt Stryker":6a657]Garry! you're back, where the fuck were you?[/quote:6a657]:D


And tell me one thing. What kind of teacher would assign their students a poem about rapping? C'mon, you had to be kidding when you asked that....don't post then. I'd rather not see your names spew all over this thread.

My Poem


Iambic Pentameter is not ok
any teacher who would assign this shit must be gay oOo:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":cb3e6]My Poem


Iambic Pentameter is not ok
any teacher who would assign this shit must be gay oOo:[/quote:cb3e6]too many syllables in second line, lol. Good try though.

Whats a syllable???

Iambic Rapping is old school......Run DMC, Beastie Boys style rhyming....

Get with it, Gary! happy:

derek, you have risen to new levels of gayness with this one ...

I should have known you would reply to this one! rock:

offtopic: that's another story my man offtopic:

Derek is just mad he couldn't be my man.

Ask J to the R-O-C.

man just start a normal freestyle thread its more fun that way

Have you seen the episode where he gets caught masturbating and his like:

"Get the fuck out of here, I was changing. Get that fucking camera out of here I was fucking changing!"

[quote="Stinger_Dude":6d249]Have you seen the episode where he gets caught masturbating and his like:

"Get the fuck out of here, I was changing. Get that fucking camera out of here I was fucking changing!"[/quote:6d249]

"I was getting changed ya know what im saying?" lol, his mom walks in on him... and Bubbles..

"Don't fucking touch me!"

YO!…uh huh! Well aight aight aight biatches alas aksin "where yawl from?"
I say check it Ho!…I’m with aa.com
y'know I bet as yet yawl aint seen just how het up a bitch can get on the net
when it’s a Vet she be getn’ it from

Flame war? Bitch, take a blow-torch to my genitalia,
I’m from Australia, I’ll recover and I wont fail you
So like I said to you, give me head we don’t need a bed hell even the Insult Thread will do

* spins around on anus, regains composure, looks moody as samples kick in...*

..to see him so obviously flamed…couldn’t help but make me feel ashamed to be postin’ in a land, where justice is a game.

It’s like a jungle sometimes…it makes me wonder how I keep from goin’ under uh huh uh huh huh HUH! cool:

freak:

[quote="Eight Ace":9f46d]YO!…uh huh! Well aight aight aight biatches alas aksin "where yawl from?"
I say check it Ho!…I’m with aa.com
y'know I bet as yet yawl aint seen just how het up a bitch can get on the net
when it’s a Vet she be getn’ it from

Flame war? Bitch, take a blow-torch to my genitalia,
I’m from Australia, I’ll recover and I wont fail you
So like I said to you, give me head we don’t need a bed hell even the Insult Thread will do

* spins around on anus, regains composure, looks moody as samples kick in...*LOL rock:

..to see him so obviously flamed…couldn’t help but make me feel ashamed to be postin’ in a land, where justice is a game.

It’s like a jungle sometimes…it makes me wonder how I keep from goin’ under uh huh uh huh huh HUH! cool:[/quote:9f46d]

HAW HAW HAWWW!! Nomesayin'!??

[quote="Stinger_Dude":3d641]Have you seen the episode where he gets caught masturbating and his like:

"Get the fuck out of here, I was changing. Get that fucking camera out of here I was fucking changing!"[/quote:3d641]

Yeah, I think that was the third season.

J-roc is halarious.

Canterbury is about 10 miles from me, you're reading tales about my hood boy! rock:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":3d8e3]Canterbury is about 10 miles from me, you're reading tales about my hood boy! rock:[/quote:3d8e3]I really hate the book BUT I have ALOT of respect for Chaucer (the writer) for his writing style...I would never ever be able to write anything 1/2 as good as he did.

[quote="Eight Ace":63610] *(...sung to the tune of "The Mighty Hercules")


Founding_Law, Hero Of Song And Story!
Founding_Law, Weiner Of Ancient Glory!
Wanking all the day - Being totally Gh3y,
He Struts the Ghetto Night - Winning Every Fight,
It's the Mighty-Founding_Law!!!

Founding Law, People Are Nauseous Near Him!
Founding_Law, Only The Toddlers Fear Him!
Solid As a Rock - Always Smoking Cok,
Fire In His Fart - Crap From Every Part
Of The Mighty - Founding_Law[/quote:63610]

stupid: hake: eatthis: zooka: cool: oOo: annoy:

the gayness is growing rapidly captain!1121

[quote="Eight Ace":9fde1]YO!…uh huh! Well aight aight aight biatches alas aksin "where yawl from?"
I say check it Ho!…I’m with aa.com
y'know I bet as yet yawl aint seen just how het up a bitch can get on the net
when it’s a Vet she be getn’ it from

Flame war? Bitch, take a blow-torch to my genitalia,
I’m from Australia, I’ll recover and I wont fail you
So like I said to you, give me head we don’t need a bed hell even the Insult Thread will do

* spins around on anus, regains composure, looks moody as samples kick in...*

..to see him so obviously flamed…couldn’t help but make me feel ashamed to be postin’ in a land, where justice is a game.

It’s like a jungle sometimes…it makes me wonder how I keep from goin’ under uh huh uh huh huh HUH! cool:[/quote:9fde1]

happy:

Here's something I put together in about 20mins or so....it's lame on purpose for a reason.


[quote:46f8c]I am a rapper but I can not sing.
Some people question, “Where is your bling bling?”
But my rapping career never went far
Just like a bullet shot into Kevlar.
I have my idols like Snoop and Tupac
Who got shot on the forty-second block.
I come from China where we like to roll
Not just the eggs, but the pork-fried rice bowl.
Even though I’m not as tall as yao Ming,
I am still a Chinese basketball king.
I like to spend large with nothing in mind
And I shop as if I was almost blind.
I wear my doo rag I got from New York
As worn by the infamous Gangsta Cork.
I enjoy shoppin’ at New York Urban.
I roll up I my Chevy Suburban
With pimped out rims and a frosted glass tint.
I’m ghetto if you didn’t get the hint.
I work to have a life that is worthwhile
But in my spare time I like to free style.
Winning rap battles are my specialty.
I rule that floor with principality.
All the youngins want to rap just like me
‘Cause I own this rap game. One day you’ll see.
If you think you can take me, get a grip;
For now you have observed me rhyme. Oh dip!
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