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Duke_of_Ray 01-28-2004 10:31 AM

Got a problem here........
 
Ok, I have been dealing with this for almost the whole school year, but now it is just getting old. There is a girl in my class that I thought at first smelled like cough syrup, but now it is more like charmen handy wipes. You guys ever have a problem like this? I mean what should I do, I can't tell her, but man it is just so bad.

Nyck 01-28-2004 10:34 AM

rub a little vaseline under your nose..thatll do the trick you wont smell shit!

Maplegyver 01-28-2004 10:36 AM

bitch smack her.
no.
do you like her? if no then just wal behind her with some purfume/deoderant (spray form) and just spray her a few times rock:

Weston22 01-28-2004 10:39 AM



I would just not say anything to her. But is she hot?

Duke_of_Ray 01-28-2004 10:40 AM

Yea, we call her Cougie Mcgoo, maybe I should just say something. Could be interesting reaction.

Pick Axe 01-28-2004 10:41 AM

[quote:fbfe4]bitch smack her.
no.
do you like her? if no then just wal behind her with some purfume/deoderant (spray form) and just spray her a few times [/quote:fbfe4]

Dude, you're mean, real mean. Why don't you just ignore it, man. If its really bad, just tell her.

Duke_of_Ray 01-28-2004 10:42 AM

[quote:bdd69]
Dude, you're mean, real mean. Why don't you just ignore it, man. If its really bad, just tell her. [/quote:bdd69]

Wish it was that easy. :)

Maplegyver 01-28-2004 10:58 AM

throw a handfull of mud/stink bomb at her. then she will clean herself biggrin:

Old Reliable 01-28-2004 12:07 PM

my roommate doesnt showre for a few days mad:

Eight Ace 01-28-2004 12:27 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":3695a]my roommate doesnt showre for a few days mad:[/quote:3695a]
I'll bet all those pheromones get U hot! rock:

General Cobra 01-28-2004 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
bitch smack her.
no.
do you like her? if no then just wal behind her with some purfume/deoderant (spray form) and just spray her a few times rock:

HAHA yeah thats what I would have done.

Bean 2 01-28-2004 01:04 PM

Kill her and throw her body in a near by lake.

Zoner 01-28-2004 01:10 PM

[quote="Bean 2":88025]Kill her and throw her body in a near by lake.[/quote:88025]

That's your solution for everything... rolleyes: biggrin:

You: Hey, what's that perfume you're wearing?
Her: It's called Eau du Stanque
You: Oh really. Well, it's not working for you. You smell like the inside of an ass. Try something else because your body chemistry is not jiving with that crap.

It's not like you LIKE this girl, right?

Duke_of_Ray 01-28-2004 02:38 PM

[quote:30654]It's not like you LIKE this girl, right? [/quote:30654]

Heh, I wish I didn't. It's not all the time, but sometimes it can really be bad. It does not so much stink, as it is just overpowering, and could make you gag. Oh well She has got a boyfriend so do I really have anything to worry about by telling her? Ofcourse if she ever did dump him, and I had told her, then...............................

1080jibber 01-28-2004 02:57 PM

there was this girl in my highschool that stunk like baby power, she had huge tits too biggrin:

Duke_of_Ray 01-28-2004 03:05 PM

[quote:1bac2]there was this girl in my highschool that stunk like baby power, she had huge tits too [/quote:1bac2]

So uh, what did you do........wait baby powder, they may be what she smells like! Thanks!

Bean 2 01-28-2004 03:10 PM

[quote=Zoner]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Bean 2":02aa8
Kill her and throw her body in a near by lake.

That's your solution for everything... rolleyes: biggrin:
[/quote:02aa8]

hahaha. That and punching someone in the face is my solution to everything.

1080jibber 01-28-2004 03:38 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":5cba9][quote:5cba9]there was this girl in my highschool that stunk like baby power, she had huge tits too [/quote:5cba9]

So uh, what did you do........wait baby powder, they may be what she smells like! Thanks![/quote:5cba9]

i think they put that shit in there bra's (sp), i had a one nighter with this one chick and her tits stunk like it too.

but it is a strong smell, but atleast she's clean, i would tap that ass if i were you biggrin:

Fireal 01-28-2004 05:14 PM

I like the smell of baby powder.... Smells fresh

General Cobra 01-28-2004 05:22 PM

[quote="Animal Mother":dd0d2]I like the smell of baby powder.... Smells fresh[/quote:dd0d2]

I bet she powders her cooche. And the stank of her crotch is mixing with the powder to form a chem bond. Tell her to stop baking bread down there.

Eames 01-28-2004 05:51 PM

[quote="General Cobra":2b2c1][quote="Animal Mother":2b2c1]I like the smell of baby powder.... Smells fresh[/quote:2b2c1]

I bet she powders her cooche. And the stank of her crotch is mixing with the powder to form a chem bond. Tell her to stop baking bread down there.[/quote:2b2c1]

imwithstupid: rofl

Merlin122 01-28-2004 05:56 PM

easy, just do what i would do. just run up to her and ask the stupid question. have a few friends smell her too. make it obvious and your opinions said in a very loud way. have fun alienating her wink:

Pick Axe 01-28-2004 06:01 PM

[quote:55812].....have fun alienating her[/quote:55812]

That sounds kinda, uh, sadistic.

You said she's got a boyfriend, you might ask him, oh wait, that might get you whupped. Ah, Just confront her, man, thats the kind thing to do. Think about it, she probably doesn't know, so you could be doing her a favor....

Mr. Picky

Merlin122 01-28-2004 06:07 PM

she might take it the wrong way.... umm on second thought do what he said

Maplegyver 01-28-2004 06:16 PM

bitch you stink

General Cobra 01-28-2004 07:20 PM

The nice way: Hey Im sorry but whats that smell? I can't help it I smell something funny when Im around you.

The mean way:

Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
bitch you stink


Duke_of_Ray 01-28-2004 10:17 PM

Would it not just make her mad if I told her, I mean talk about me never having a chance. I have had friends smell her, they think the same. I guess you are right though, that means she is clean. :)

Animal Mother, I hate your sig! biggrin:

Johnj 01-29-2004 04:39 AM

Huge baby powdered tities....................yum yum

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-29-2004 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnj
Huge baby powdered tities....................yum yum

.... happy:

Poseidon 01-29-2004 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnj
Huge baby powdered tities....................yum yum

rock:

Pick Axe 01-29-2004 04:12 PM

[quote:e4dbb]I guess you are right though, that means she is clean. :)
[/quote:e4dbb]

Hey, isn't clean better than absoulute stink, I mean, wouldn't be better to smell like baby powder or cough syrup than, say, Garbage???

Duke_of_Ray 01-29-2004 04:18 PM

[quote:b9be2]Hey, isn't clean better than absoulute stink, I mean, wouldn't be better to smell like baby powder or cough syrup than, say, Garbage??? [/quote:b9be2]
Clean is good, but I do not guess I should judge people on how they smell. Seh does not stink, so I guess I will not say anything, don't want to hurt any slim slim shot I might ever have. biggrin:

Infernal_ 01-29-2004 09:19 PM

the semester is over here dono where u are but u should be outa that class soon depending what level of education

Duke_of_Ray 01-29-2004 09:33 PM

[quote:f44a6]the semester is over here dono where u are but u should be outa that class soon depending what level of education [/quote:f44a6]

Well Im in 11th grade, so I got a little bit left of the second semester. She is graduating early by a year, so next year I willnot have this problem, whether that is a good thing or not, I do not know.

General Cobra 01-29-2004 10:15 PM

Who the fuck says she's clean? Maybe she's covering up her stank ass odor with JJ Baby powder and not showering? That's prob what's smelling.


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