ways to turn on a girl
 

i am with my girlfriend alot and we havnt done it yet but shes given me head and stuff, i was the first guy that shes done that to, neways wat moves could i make on her that would make her wana have sex with me on the spot rolleyes:

dude this isnt like teensexhelp.com but....buy her a dildo.

Show her $10,000.00

Roofies usually do the trick.

The first move to make on her is NOT TO MAKE MOVES ON HER! Jeezus, you don't just dive right onto the clitoris, man!

Give her a kiss. Tell her she looks really nice tonight. Be as smooth and complimentary as Barry White (R.I.P.) and she'll drop dem drawers eventually.

Share a bottle of wine, rub her feet, do shit SHE likes to do. Buy her flowers. As cliched as those things sound, they still work.

^ werd beer:

Post your question to multiple internet forums, you will get professional techniques in no time, FRIEND. M16:

[quote="Sotilas Jane":d0e51]Post your question to multiple internet forums, you will get professional techniques in no time, FRIEND. M16:[/quote:d0e51]

ohh yes ! rock:

what works for me.......I just walk into the room!

Sad... but true.

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GIVE HER A KISS BOY! biggrin: happy: happy: happy:

I knew you were gonna pick up on that, merlin...heh heh.

i have thousands of these pics for every single situation i can get into online....its great to be a python fan happy:

Well when ever i turn on someone i typically fuck there friend, or betray them in the worst way possible for the situation. Sometimes trading there lives for cash.

Stupid emo-con.

Ok wtf stupid icon shows up just when i type sleep. Have ta fix that.

bad script is having a bit of fun with us

Give her head. biggrin:

I speak Zonerish. All of the text above in english says: "Lie to her, buy her nice things, get her drunk." biggrin:

Hit her on the head with a brick.

Somebody
Somebody Put Something In My Drink
Somebody

Another night out on the street
Stopping for my usual seat
Oh, bartender, please

(Dacqari) tonic's my favorite drink
I don't like anything colored pink
That just stinks...it's not for me

It feels like somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something
Somebody put something

Blurred vision and dirty thoughts
Feel (out of place), very distraught
Feel something coming on

Kick the jukebox, slam the floor
Drink, drink, drink, drink some more
I can't think
Hey! What's in this drink?

It feels like somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink
Somebody put something...in my drink...in my drink...in my drink...in my drink

So you think it's funny
A college prank
Goin' insane for something to drink
Feel a little dry

Oh, I couldn't care what you think of me
Cause somebody put something in my drink
I can't think
Hey! Give me a drink

It feels like somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink

Somebody put something
Somebody put something in my drink

Slap her on the bum & ask her if she wants a curry. rock:

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":db193]I speak Zonerish. All of the text above in english says: "Lie to her, buy her nice things, get her drunk." biggrin:[/quote:db193]


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[quote="Bazooka_Joe":c9790]I speak Zonerish. All of the text above in english says: "Lie to her, buy her nice things, get her drunk." biggrin:[/quote:c9790]

You're learning, grasshoppah. rock:

Re: ways to turn on a girl
 

...well, that's better than holding hands....just make sure she knows you'll be "safe" and make sure
of a time/place where you wont be disturbed, and you'll be up her like a rat up a drainpipe in no time.

Tell her she's a "hot bitch," and that you want to steal her "anal virginity."

Bitch will be all over you.

BWAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW!

That would work too...depending on the girl you're trying to get.

Have scientist help grow a penis out of your arm.

what you gonna ask her? to suck your elbo?

Judas... are you trying to fuck joey ramone?

You know he's dead...

btw... just be like "LISTEN BEYOTCH, LAY DOWN AND SPREAD'EM WHILE I GIVE YOU THE BEST 3 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE"

[quote="Sgt. Paine":1af85]what you gonna ask her? to suck your elbo?[/quote:1af85]

There is another thread open where this actually happened. I was makin a reference to that.

what is this?, fucking love line?

put it in her ass biggrin:

Love line fuckin owns!

Too bad its on an hour earlier... cry:

yeah.. sure... that sure worked on me rolleyes: stupid: eek:

if you wanna have sex with her.. and she ready.. well you will know. She will make the move. I would not suggest doing much of what has been suggested.. .. don't nag her about it either.. if your the first one she has givin a blow job to.. be proud of that.. at least you get those braggin rights.. and if you are lucky she will practice a lot on ya.. but as far as the sex thing goes.. well its pretty much in the hands of your woman.. after all... we have what all men want.. and unless we give it to ya.. mr palmer is going to be your best buddy and you are going to have some awesome muscles in your right arm happy:

Mr.Palmer is cheap oOo:

ha who here calls it Mr, palmer? thats gay. I call it Palmala Handerson. Yeah listen to punky. If she wants it she should just jump on ya..or somehtinig close to that. But if you want to turn her on for my rubing the inside of her thighs usually helps, even if shes dressed. neck and back rubs, holding for a long time, being alone from 10am to late at night tons of things work but every girl is unique so find out what she lieks and your all set

pee on her, did the trick for rkelly

HAHAHAH Dude why are you asking here?! biggrin:

Sex is overrated. All you get out of it is an emotionally unstable girlfriend and a kid.