Strip Clubs
 

I assume some of the older guys here have been to one or two, and i was interested in your opinion of them.
I went to a classy one in the city about a week ago, and to be perfectly honest, i didn't enjoy it a great deal. I'm not going to jump on the 'Degrading to women' bandwagon, but it just seems kinda hollow, i suppose, paying for lapdances and stuff, like you haven't earned it. It doesn't seem right without the thrill of the hunt.

However, i was both surprised and impressed to see how professional an industry it is. none of that "Back room shenanigans" seemed to be present, unless it was damned well hidden.

I ain't gay, don't get me wrong, it just ain't my cup of tea.

Opinions?

I agree Cpt.

Saturday after my 18th Birhtday My friends and I went to one.

Totally sucked. I left after the first girl danced and have not been to anouther to date.

I have no intentions of ever going again.

Waste of money , waste of time , and definatly not my cup of tea either.

I'm not gay or have some hatred for woman who dance or whatever .

It was just low-class , and boring. Not what I enjoy.

Only 16, wouldn't mind checking one out though.

it is teh ghey....20 bucks and you dont get anything but Tight Pants...wtf...get a gf and get that for free

Fo sho.

i have a gf. i can get that for free. and i dont have to be 18 to see it biggrin:

i used to go to one in knoxville , tn. that was pretty leet ... no SUPER slutty chicks or pr0n star looking sluts ... just run of the mill everyday girls (probably students at utk). I had a good time. Seeing naked chicks is never bad in my book.

i hit the peelers like once a year... while uber-intoxicated...

we went to the strip joints twice , for free!, during our Operation Red Nose shifts, when we weren't getting any calls. it was alright. very loud inside though

I've probably been 3 or 4 times.

I tried once when I was 17 and had a fake ID. They didn't buy it, but every other bar did. The strippers was the only place I couldn't get into. All my friends were 18 and I was 17 so I had to do something.

Anyway, the first time I went about a week after my 18th birthday. Its kind of fun. The girls put lonies on their pussies and you have to knock it off with another loonie from pervert row. There was an American next to me one time. The only thing he had was dollar bills so the stripper rolled up a poster into acyllinder and put it in her pussy. normally you throw loonies into it, but the guy made it with a dollar bill. It was quite impressive. He actually got the bill to float into the cyllinder. He won the poster for that. Or they put the beer jug between thier tits and you gotta get the loonie inside it. Those chicks have to be tough. a loonie has some weight to it. I've seen guys really wind up and totally miss and hit her stomach with the loonie at full speed. Anyway, theres also a shower that comes out of the floor and the girls dance around in and all that jazz. Its fun if your really wasted and have a lot of money to "blow". Otherwise I kind of feel like a perv in there. Its not my favourite place to go, but its fun every once in a while. I was there before christmas, befor that I haden't been there in probably a year. Also theres the hotdog guy outside so you always ahve to get a hot dog. Hot dogs outside bars/clubs are always the best hotdogs you'll ever eat.

It seems my 20+(age) friends want to take me to one when i turn 19.

Never been to one, seen as bad form to go to that kind of stuff in Britland. We prefer to get pi$$ed out our face & say obscene stuff to young ladies, then trash a kebab shop.

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":4a71b]Never been to one, seen as bad form to go to that kind of stuff in Britland.
We prefer to get pi$$ed out our face & say obscene stuff to young ladies, then trash a kebab shop.[/quote:4a71b]
LOL!! biggrin: "...plenty extra onions on mine thanks pal! ...hup*..huurrp...BLOOOAAARRGGHHH!!! ..."

[quote="Eight Ace":3699c][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":3699c]Never been to one, seen as bad form to go to that kind of stuff in Britland.
We prefer to get pi$$ed out our face & say obscene stuff to young ladies, then trash a kebab shop.[/quote:3699c]
LOL!! biggrin: "...plenty extra onions on mine thanks pal! ...hup*..huurrp...BLOOOAAARRGGHHH!!! ..."[/quote:3699c]

Last week my friend came back from Spain to stay for a few days, we partied all week, Saturday was his last day & he got completely off his face. He tried to serve drinks at the bar, picked up someones Snakebite & Black from the bar and started drinking it, didn't know who's drink it was. Went up to just about every girl... After drinking obscene amounts of alcohol we went across the road to a kebab shop. After I had ordered him a kebab & drug him off some girl he was trying to chat up he started to order things in Spanish. oOo: The guys at the shop were Turkish & were like WTF m8? stupid: he wouldn't stop, I was trying to distract him by getting him to look at the pictures on the wall but he kept going back & ordering all this sh&t in pigeon Spanish. One girl asked him if he could get her a burger, he asked her where she was from and she said 'Maidstone'. Then he asked her to guess where he was from & he said Spain. Then he asked her again where she was from.. & said guess where I'm from. oOo: When we eventually got outside he started throwing bits of the kebab & me and shouting obscene language to the bouncers.

Can't wait for next weekend it's a Dr's/Nurses/pimps/tarts disco rock:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":cc9da][quote="Eight Ace":cc9da][quote="Fluffy_Bunny":cc9da]Never been to one, seen as bad form to go to that kind of stuff in Britland.
We prefer to get pi$$ed out our face & say obscene stuff to young ladies, then trash a kebab shop.[/quote:cc9da]
LOL!! biggrin: "...plenty extra onions on mine thanks pal! ...hup*..huurrp...BLOOOAAARRGGHHH!!! ..."[/quote:cc9da]

Last week my friend came back from Spain to stay for a few days, we partied all week, Saturday was his last day & he got completely off his face. He tried to serve drinks at the bar, picked up someones Snakebite & Black from the bar and started drinking it, didn't know who's drink it was. Went up to just about every girl... After drinking obscene amounts of alcohol we went across the road to a kebab shop. After I had ordered him a kebab & drug him off some girl he was trying to chat up he started to order things in Spanish. oOo: The guys at the shop were Turkish & were like WTF m8? stupid: he wouldn't stop, I was trying to distract him by getting him to look at the pictures on the wall but he kept going back & ordering all this sh&t in pigeon Spanish. One girl asked him if he could get her a burger, he asked her where she was from and she said 'Maidstone'. Then he asked her to guess where he was from & he said Spain. Then he asked her again where she was from.. & said guess where I'm from. oOo: When we eventually got outside he started throwing bits of the kebab & me and shouting obscene language to the bouncers.

Can't wait for next weekend it's a Dr's/Nurses/pimps/tarts disco rock:[/quote:cc9da]

wtf are "kebab's" mate?

Some greasy crap, usually dog meat wrapped in pita bread.

[img]http://forum.nifty.com/fworld/airline/eu/kebab.jpg[/img]

[quote="Cpl. Eames":f1b03]wtf are "kebab's" mate?[/quote:f1b03]

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/saddam_found.gif[/img]

looks like the guy who served me... eek:

[img]http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/hizbollah.jpg[/img]

hezbollah picture? you fucking muslim loving fagget i bet you were singing along with that al-queda rap song.

lol, what a bunch of b00ns, even a redneck would know that the AK looks nothing like thier picture,
they're missing the gas return tube thingy biggrin:

looks more like a cross between an AK and a Tommy

[quote="Cpl. Eames":fa506]hezbollah picture? you fucking muslim loving fagget i bet you were singing along with that al-queda rap song.[/quote:fa506] rolleyes:


calmdown:

When did the British National Party & suicide bomber logos enter this thread? eek:

in november ill be 18 and be going to strip clubs!! yeeah biggrin: biggrin:

[quote="Eight Ace":5b345][quote="Cpl. Eames":5b345]wtf are "kebab's" mate?[/quote:5b345]

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/saddam_found.gif[/img][/quote:5b345]

FUCKING OMG LMAO!!!!!!111


is that our infidel hating friend saddam hacking some meat?

biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: rock:

while i love a big ole set of titas... money spent at a strip club is money better spent pouring drinks down some girls throat at a bar... at least you may get some return on your investment...

And then enters Minor.

All kinds of AA ers coming out of hiding latley.

Club Erotica > YOU

nothin like paying a 15 dollar cover charge to some silicon filled tig ole bitties rock: oh, and make sure if they have the 2 songs for 20 bucks deal goin that you take your stripper right when the previous song ends...that way you get your full 2 songs worth. learned that the hard way rolleyes:

..."hard way" eh?....I'll bet you did Squire, I'll bet you did!...know what I mean?...say no more!"

[quote="Eight Ace":412a1]..."hard way" eh?....I'll bet you did Squire, I'll bet you did!...know what I mean?...say no more!"[/quote:412a1]

rofl, i didnt even notice that delicious pun rock:

i like boobies, i dont care what happen to the women in the past that made her dance, just as long as she's spreading those leggs in front of my face.
the only problem i have with strip clubs is that the beers cost too fucking much

[quote="Eight Ace":838c0] say no more!"[/quote:838c0]

Sexy Rexxyy!

Back in the day, I used to go to them when I delivered beer. We'd get drunk at work and then always end up there. I was fun back then, but now I don't even care to go to them. I guess I've matured a little bit. I'm sure I'll go back to one sometime, just to reminece about the past.

Montreal = Best strip clubs this side of Amsterdam

We went a few years ago and there was this guy working the sidewalk, trying to get guys to go into his club. So we ask him, "What makes this place so special? There are dozens of clubs on this street."

The guy says (in a french accent mind you), "Oh, my friends!! This is dee best club in Mo-ree-all! It's like Disneyland for de Hands!" HAW HAW!

Sold! We went in. That guy was a genius.

This thread generalizes the intelligence level on these forums. Sorry, I don't pay for sex, let alone a cock-tease.