masturbation enhancement
 

durr i have this dick and i dunno what to do with it.
gerard pmd me with some tips but honesty sanpaper rips skin cuss:

lube

sit on your hand until it 'falls asleep'... then go to it... feels like its someone elses hand.... aka "The Sleeper"....

happy:

or you could do it the other way around and make it feel like your giving a stranger a handjob

rofl

But you can't control your hand when it's asleep... mwah:

Re: masturbation enhancement
 

Lube up an old Toilet Paper tube and go to town...do this while you look at your self flexing in the mirror ala Bateman

Hmmm.. less flames, and more serious replies than the "how do i get her horny" thread.


Why am i not suprized by this?

Gerard and his sandpaper...he's a tuff man.

I recomend a bananna peel placed in the microwave for 10 seconds as a good sensual experiance.

well im sitting here with a joystick up my ass sitting on one hand and masturbating with a bannana...
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!11

Try the banana, it works good.

I prefer buttering bread...microwave for 20 seconds...stroke the bone

if ya'll can fit in a toilet paper rool you must be small oOo: as for this topic. well dude its called porn and lots of it. not pictures videos. especially of girls moaning and groaning ed:

Put a hole in your mattress and fill it with oatmeal. Youre all set... biggrin:

i read in a maxim
if your c0k can fit in a toilrt roll its normal

It must be a big toilet paper roll....REALLY BIG!

[quote="Pvt.Pinhead":355f0]It must be a big toilet paper roll....REALLY BIG![/quote:355f0]
agreed. I could tear it some the nstick it in but no way am I goign ot fit in one as it comes out of the bag. too fucking small.

length or width? oOo: oOo: oOo:

Draw a pic of a nekkid woman on sum paper then cut a hole where the pu$$y is meant to be & shove it in there. rock:

im going width. lenght no problem I poke out the other end but width. Uh uh no way I like the skin on my cock I dont want it cut off by cardboard.

offtopic:
i need to know how to masturbate oOo:

go die.

you first cock mop

How do jews do it w/ no 4skin?

That's always intrigued me, the head is so sensitive, thats what the 4skin is there for to protect it so u don't rip it to shreds. Wtf do they do oOo:

it heals

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":9d2d3]How do jews do it w/ no 4skin?

That's always intrigued me, the head is so sensitive, thats what the 4skin is there for to protect it so u don't rip it to shreds. Wtf do they do oOo:[/quote:9d2d3]

Hand cream?

Do you want me to tae a picture?

good question.... if you are right handed, you sit on your left hand, then when it is sleeping you grab the left wrist with your right arm(the awake one...) and go to it, get it?....lol....

Did the Dr do some sir-cum-precision?

im a surgeon

I think we had a topic about this a while back, but yeah i'm cut.

So does it hurt? Always hurts me like fk if I ever accidentally uh...

got vinegar under the flaps?

When I got it done of when I have sex? I don't remember having it done sice I was like .5. My family isn't jewish, si I don't really know whay I was circumcised.

Anyway, if I masturbated with sandpaper like maple, it would probably hurt, but otherwise i haven't had any problems or complaints.

I think its the foreskin thats more sensitive than the head. Really I don't know since I don't really have a foreskin anymore. But its not like if the head rubs on my pants i jizz all over. I have a higher tolerance for not jizzing than the rest of you since I have nothing to protect it. You guys keep it all nice and wrapped up and only take it out when its needed. Mines out all the time.

Uhh, I'm cut, I have no problems...

EDIT: What ninty said

Im not jewish, i got cut 2 days after i was born. If i dont play with the head while stroking, it takes forever

so sand paper a no-no?
cutymc cut cut

Mine is cut and im not jewish oOo: