weirdest dream ever
 

what is the most fucked up dream you have ever had?
mine is when i made salad dressing out of semen

Funny because I was thinking about making a thread like this, mine was diffently one time when I was walking a beach and then some mexicans kidnapped me and cut my legs off, the next day I was crawling to class...funny thing is when I woke up it was a saturday. oOo: That was fucked up for me atleast.

The wierdest one I've had was when I was chased around this house by a huge ass gorilla and I had a shotgun but for some reason, never used it. Prolly because it wouldnt do shit against a huge gorilla in a kids nightmare. oOo:

I had a dream one night about this girl who's my good freind. In the dream we were married and had like a house,kids,the whole nine yards. We were happy and shit. The next day my freind Sean was talking about me and her then said 'you guys are so getting married, I can see it'

I haven't had a dream in about a year...


maybe.....this one where it was like.... the thing/ghost ship/aliens/deep rising all in one....

I wrote it down but paper was burned...

this is the combo dream just a part... was walking in this ship like a row of rooms all old...as in green sewage looking rusted with middle part of ship missing like a garden or something... i was walking down hall.... flash of everything looking normal.. as in like new white walls not green.... then turned back walking fast back the way I came... dead people having sex in rooms....

I wrote the while thing down on paper was like 3-4 pages long front and back... so...

prolly not the weirdiest just the one i remember most.

I was like 12 and fucked Jessica Rabbit and Madonna in a 3-way then i went and chilled with the Ninja Turtles and ate Pizza...WTF oOo:

hmm
 

that i owned alliedassault.com oOo: biggrin:

I should write down my dreams cause some of them are fucking cool. I can't really remember any fucked up ones though. They have all faded.

I do know I've been chased by many different things. Both living and inanament.

dreams can make good books/movies/art peices porn fantasy oOo:

Being in Vietnam...crazy shit I saw

I've fought in Desert Storm,
WWII,
'Nam,
Star Wars,
even swordfighting in a Napoloenic era setting

but for some reason about halfway through the dream my goddamn gun stops killing and I have to bash people's heads in with the back end

I was sucked up into heaven in a dune buggy then span in circles for 69 hours and Jesus was shooting cum into my ass sleeping:

[quote="Sgt Stryker":2d350]but for some reason about halfway through the dream my goddamn gun stops killing and I have to bash people's heads in with the back end[/quote:2d350]
ROFL

probably....my football coach frying the oppents and my whole team eating them...

dreaming about dreaming.

ok i was alsleep i was dreaming about waking up in one of my dreams. in my dream i wake up thinking im not dreaming anymore and i actaully believe im awake. then all of a sudden i woke up from THAT dream. and then i awake up FROM THAT DREAM. when i was really awake i was paranoid as fuck because i still thought i was in a dream, i didnt know whats reality and whats not so i gave myself the "pinch yourself and see if it hurts" test.

crazy shit stupid:

[quote="T.Hunter":f77f7]dreaming about dreaming. waking up in a dream thinking you really did wake up...then you wake up from that dream. crazy shit stupid:[/quote:f77f7]

whoa dude your trippin me out oOo:

i edited it, less confusing now

any of you guys have dreams about war and actually feel the pain ?? I have before and it was fucked right up, scared the living shit out of me.

Anywho, the most bizarre dreams that I've had was making love to a girl and then having my Moms face appear on here... oOo: ya I know, it was fucked right up, I think I didn't talk to my Mom for like 2 weeks after this one lol

Anyone ever have re-occuring dreams when you were children? I had em all the time to the point where I was afraid to fall asleep at night. One was about that one movie about the "dummy" that was given to the kid and then it came alive, the parents were gone while the children were asleep at night. It was a fucked up movie and if any of you know what the title was called let me know because I'm not sure what the title is.

Weirdest dream I've ever had....hmmm....probably the one where my mom had a dick. eek:

[quote="SW-14":a111a]Weirdest dream I've ever had....hmmm....probably the one where my mom had a dick. eek:[/quote:a111a]
I have news for you, it wasnt a dream.

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":3d1b9][quote="SW-14":3d1b9]Weirdest dream I've ever had....hmmm....probably the one where my mom had a dick. eek:[/quote:3d1b9]
I have news for you, it wasnt a dream.[/quote:3d1b9]



rofl i knew that was comming...

It was snowing and I was being chased by Nazi's around the town not far from me where I used to live. I was round by my old house and thinkin o shyt they can follow me kus of the footprints in the snow.

Mebbe The Eagle Has Landed [img]http://www.scintilla.utwente.nl/users/gert/higgins/pic/eagle.has.landed.movie.jpg[/img] was an inspiration.

Thats an awesome movie. beer:

I had one once where I was a Kitty Star Cat who could fly to the moon and eat Kitty K-Cheese! I hope this comes true!!!

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":4b2ba][quote="SW-14":4b2ba]Weirdest dream I've ever had....hmmm....probably the one where my mom had a dick. eek:[/quote:4b2ba]
I have news for you, it wasnt a dream.[/quote:4b2ba]

Say it ain't so, Joe...say it ain't so. ed:

I gotta stop watching Viva La Bam & CKY, I have dreams that have to do with Bam Margera like 3 times a week. It's frickin scary.

i had a dream where i was being chased by a man covered in applesauce when i was younger

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":fc255] One was about that one movie about the "dummy" that was given to the kid and then it came alive, the parents were gone while the children were asleep at night. It was a fucked up movie and if any of you know what the title was called let me know because I'm not sure what the title is.[/quote:fc255]


Kinda reminds me of the movie childs play.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":89d17]I gotta stop watching Viva La Bam & CKY, I have dreams that have to do with Bam Margera like 3 times a week. It's frickin scary.[/quote:89d17]

bam-fubar

Some of the stuff they do is just sick annoy:

[quote="SW-14":789a4]Weirdest dream I've ever had....hmmm....probably the one where my mom had a dick. eek:[/quote:789a4]

Paging Dr. Freud... eek: