Idiotic neighbors
 

Our family has 5 cars. One occupies the garage at all times, and the other four are moved around in the morning and evening. Because of the order that we leave, we usually just park two of them in the street, and the others in the garage.

One day I got home to see that the neighbors had written "No parking zone" by their curb with sidewalk chalk. This was the first time they ever had a problem with us parking in front of their house (it's actually partially in front of ours and theirs) and they decided to break the news by writing it in chalk??? What the hell is wrong with these people? Any normal person would simply ask politely to not park in front of their house. I don't see why it's a problem anyways, since the car does not block them from getting into their driveway, or getting around the street.

The street is public property, and I can park on it if I want to. However, my parents are trying not to cause problems with them and are making us shuffle around the cars after we've gotten home just to appease the neighbors. It's very annoying.

I need a plan to get back at them. mwah:

Tell them to shut the fuck up and move on...if not then egg there house and break there fucking car windows. sleeping:

I would just dress up like someone who they know i would egg there house. Then I would write on there house with chalk saying Go F*** yourself you crazy mother ****** dutch son of a ***ch baste**. cuss:

after a long night of drinking when u come home take a big drunken piss all over their front door so when they go to leave in the morning they have a nice pleasant urine smell to greet them as they go.

The idea of shooting their windows with my bb gun has crossed my mind.

take a shit in front of their door.

and maybe if they're not home, take a shit under their mattress.

[quote="SW-14":c313d]The idea of shooting their windows with my bb gun has crossed my mind.[/quote:c313d]
Then do it.

[quote="SW-14":c4cc5]The idea of shooting their windows with my bb gun has crossed my mind.[/quote:c4cc5]

Your bluffing.

I know people like you. My next door neighbours don't have a garage at all. In addition to that they run a daycare so at any given point there is a car parked infront of our house picking up or dropping off kids. My car is parked on the street but multiple times their cars have been parked in "my" space infront of my house.

I don't have a problem with people parking infront of their house, but the second they cross infront of my house, thats not cool. So cut your neighbours some slack.

how do you know some kids didnt do it? and anything you do, it will be know that it was you. wait a year then fuck something up.

Re: Idiotic neighbors
 

[quote="SW-14":1a379]Our family has 5 cars. One occupies the garage at all times, and the other four are moved around in the morning and evening. Because of the order that we leave, we usually just park two of them in the street, and the others in the garage.

One day I got home to see that the neighbors had written "No parking zone" by their curb with sidewalk chalk. This was the first time they ever had a problem with us parking in front of their house (it's actually partially in front of ours and theirs) and they decided to break the news by writing it in chalk??? What the hell is wrong with these people? Any normal person would simply ask politely to not park in front of their house. I don't see why it's a problem anyways, since the car does not block them from getting into their driveway, or getting around the street.

The street is public property, and I can park on it if I want to. However, my parents are trying not to cause problems with them and are making us shuffle around the cars after we've gotten home just to appease the neighbors. It's very annoying.

I need a plan to get back at them. mwah:[/quote:1a379]

Shit on their cars. Just plop one out on the hood/windshield

[quote="T.Hunter":32ef2][quote="SW-14":32ef2]The idea of shooting their windows with my bb gun has crossed my mind.[/quote:32ef2]

Your bluffing.[/quote:32ef2]

No, but I have not seriously considered it.

It was neatly printed. Their kids are about 5 years old and could not write like that.

The thing is, we're in a cul-de-sac, and the part that we park the car in isn't completely on our side or the neighbor's side. They have 3 kids now who will probably be driving Lexus cars to school when they're old enough...not joking, they're very spoiled. It'll be interesting to see how easy it is for them to deal with 5 cars going in and out of a driveway constantly.

write "No Idiot Zone" in chalk on thier side... then later put a fake ticket in thier mailbox for breaking the rule...

Yeah, I live on a cul-de-sac as well.

[quote="SW-14":9bcbf]The thing is, we're in a cul-de-sac[/quote:9bcbf]

cul-de-sac. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

Plan:

MOLTOV COCKTAIL + THEIR WINDOW= MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":d5bc6][quote="SW-14":d5bc6]The thing is, we're in a cul-de-sac[/quote:d5bc6]

cul-de-sac. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.[/quote:d5bc6]

Do you do anything other than spam?

[quote="SW-14":92acd][quote="Mr.Buttocks":92acd][quote="SW-14":92acd]The thing is, we're in a cul-de-sac[/quote:92acd]

cul-de-sac. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.[/quote:92acd]

Do you do anything other than spam?[/quote:92acd]

your time would be better spent improving desert combat you lazy pig. stop posting nonsense here and go do some work.

werd, he made DC? good job man you are the best.

[quote="Sgt. Paine":7a444]werd, he made DC? good job man you are the best.[/quote:7a444]

ummm he is a dc dev.

everyone let us all point at sgt.paine and laugh.


loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":22d33][quote="SW-14":22d33][quote="Mr.Buttocks":22d33][quote="SW-14":22d33]The thing is, we're in a cul-de-sac[/quote:22d33]

cul-de-sac. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.[/quote:22d33]

Do you do anything other than spam?[/quote:22d33]

your time would be better spent improving desert combat you lazy pig. stop posting nonsense here and go do some work.[/quote:22d33]

All I've seen you post is " calmdown: " or some pointless one-liner.

Sgt. Paine you're a fucking idiot.

[quote="SW-14":d52fb]
All I've seen you post is " calmdown: " or some pointless one-liner.[/quote:d52fb]

what an outrageous slur. my lawyers have been notified.

holla to ma lawyaaaaaaaa.

I hate when someone parks infront of my house when I need to fucking park there.

It's ok if I don't need it though I hate it ESPECIALLY when the spot infront of their house is vacant.

ignore it and park there anyway

my neighbors have a little ass-hole poodle dog. It roams our suburban neighborhood without a leash or anything. It just walks around on its own. The thing is, it takes a crap specifically on the side-walk! I always get so pissed when it even looks at my house. So, whenever it craps by my side-walk, I take a little hand gardener's shovel and chuck the shit in their driveway.

Best idea posted. Instead of that lame *shit on their drivewat* shit.

ok sorry to hijack this thread slightly but i have to post a transcript of the conversation i just had with my lawyer. sw-14 you are up to your neck in the brown stuff this time.

[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "Hello"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "Hello Sternford, Mr.B here"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "Ahh hello my friend"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "Listen up! One of the dc dev crew just insinuated that I was some kind of spam-monkey - I mean what the fuck?!!?!"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "Hello my friend. That is a fucking outrageous slur...."


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "I know I used those exact words myself"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: ".....and I would advise you to prosecute this pretentious pious protagonist with EXTREME prejudice!!!!1"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "I like the wa...."


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "In fact, tell this muthafucka that I'm going to go apeshit and set MY muthafuckin lawyer on his bad ass!"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "You mean?"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "You damn skippy hippy! I'M CALLING EDDIE COCHRAN FIRST THING IN DA MUTHAFUCKIN MORNING! DAT'S RIGHT!!!


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "Ummm Sternford....you mean Johnny Cochran riiiiight?"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "I MEAN WHO I MEAN MUTHAFUCKA! EDDIE WILL BE ON THE CASE FIRST THING IN THE AM - YOU GOT THAT BITCH-HO?"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: ...........


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: "DO - YOU - HEAR - ME - MUTHA - FUCKA - ???"


[img]http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/1000521381403d35c605bd4.jpg[/img] Mr.Buttocks: "......yes"


[img]http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1495000/images/_1496484_moyo150.jpg[/img] Sternford Moyo: Ok then, hang up the muthafuckin phone and let me ride my ho in peace - goodbye.



[conversation ends at this point]

I would hate that too. But our neighbors have never parked in front of their own house, and the only spot directly in front of our house is always occupied by one of our vehicles.

why? because i didnt know he worked on DC? i just thought he made that sig for the hell of it. my bad calmdown:

tell them you make desert combat

Just send a mormon to their house.

LOL

My neighbors have parked the same piece of shit car in front of my house so long that the oil leak has eaten away the asphalt and they refuse to park it in front of their own house. Some of the other neighbors have even called code enforcement on another car they had that didnt have tags or 4 tires with air. I just planted a big, prickly palm bush by the road where they park last year. I hate cars parked on the road. Reminds me of college when there were 2 cars for every bedroom and never enough room, Trafic has to go by single file, etc.. BUT, its hardly worth arguing with your neighbor over, too many real problems to sweat teh small stuff that cant be helped.

Light it on fire... that will ensure the fact that its gone within the next few days