officially the best news story of 2004
 

this wont be beat anytime soon.

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Fucking OW!!!!

poor guy.

kids,
if you're into BDSM, please, please, please use some semblence of common sense. annoy:


PS. I thought the guy that stuck his in a hot apple pie (Darwin Awards) outdid this guy though

[quote:3248b]"His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."[/quote:3248b]

well i'll be damned

owww

gives another meaning to the word 'locked' don't it..haha

Tragic.

OMFG cry: oOo: annoy:

bent? oOo:

I wonder if he can shoot it sideways.

He could stand on the corner of a street and pi$$ round the corner rock:

oOo: fuckin weirdo gets what he deserves. dont try and lock the penis

[quote="Old Reliable":3f09b]oOo: fuckin weirdo gets what he deserves. dont try and lock the penis[/quote:3f09b]

ROFL "dont try and lock the penis" happy:


someone should make a pic with a padlock around a dildo with "LOCT" underneath it rock:

meh, that'll happen...he's into teh kinky sex anyways
...so a bent cock could be right up his alley....literally! ed:

I feel sorry for that guy, what was he thinking?

he should be a Darwin award finalist with that dumb shit

[quote:409b8]"His penis will be bent to one side but it will still function."[/quote:409b8]

lol... now he'll be able to fuck around corners...

lol... now he'll be able to fuck around corners...[/quote:65b01]
without being seen eek:

without being seen eek:[/quote:01dce] oOo:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":4f0cc]without being seen eek:[/quote:4f0cc] oOo:[/quote:4f0cc]

ninja style.

that sucks

well i'll be damned[/quote:522b6]
HEY I WANT ONE TOO!!

maybe he can get surgery on it to fix it?