Wacky problem with a GIRL(oh yes, I said it)
 

Well, I'm posting this not to really ask for advice but mostly since it's a funny occurance; anyway, there is this girl in my school that is totally obsessed with me. She has never talked to me, and all she does is follow me around. She also somehow knows my address. I found this out sinceone of my friend's gfs happens to know this kid that happened to know both my irst and last name and where I lived. He knows this since this girl told him about me, and he told me that she follows me around classes. Anyway, the guy told me who it is, and now I have seen her in school and she does follow me around. So yeah, should I kill her? You know, she is kind of hot, but she is not my type at all. I'm not down with mall goth sophmore girls going through puberty. I am enjoying having this person follow me around though and admire and warship me and be obsessed with me.

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LOL


fuck her, THEN kill her.

Do whatever man.

Holy shit. Her name isnt Molly, is it? Oh god.

I didnt go to highschool, but I played on the soccer team. One time we bussed to a game with the girls volleyball team. Most of the time everyone just sorta ignored me, but this one girl sat right next to me pushed against me the whole time. I was afraid she was gonna grab my nads or something right there (it was dark out). I told her to leave me the hell alone later, but it was... interesting while it lasted. I've never had some girl come on so hard like that. She was probably a prostitute or something.

Sounds like a good lay.

just fuck her man.

Well, things like that have happened a lot of times to me, but this is like an obsession that has been going on for months... errr... hmm...

"Well, I'm posting this not to really ask for advice but mostly since it's a funny occurance"

[quote="Recycled Spooge":3f843]"Well, I'm posting this not to really ask for advice but mostly since it's a funny occurance"[/quote:3f843]
still, just fuck her. you need/want the pussy. just have it man. you can't resist.

talk to her.

yea. tell her how you feel.

[quote:3ec53]I was afraid she was gonna grab my nads or something right there [/quote:3ec53]

Are joo teh ghez0r?

Are joo teh ghez0r?[/quote:691b0]
Probably, who knows about kids these days.

Spooge, RAM your unit in her ass... trust me, you won't regret it!

[quote="Recycled Spooge":99d17]Are joo teh ghez0r?[/quote:99d17]
Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:99d17]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.

[quote="Cpt. Zapotoski":35f55]Spooge, RAM your unit in her ass... trust me, you won't regret it![/quote:35f55] until he gets one of those evil STD'S!!!!!!!!!!!!! hake:

Show her goatse and she'll leave you alone.

sleeping:

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":4dd75]Show her goatse and she'll leave you alone.[/quote:4dd75]

LOL

[quote=Rannoch]Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:502a7]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.[/quote:502a7]
dude Ive gotten hand jobs in the middle of lunch time in the cafe at school less than a foot from my friends. no one noticed. BJ's on the side of roads. Id gladly even get laid on a packed bus its all good. anyways.
Spooge, uh.... sounds interesting Id try to get her then I'd go rom there

Re: Wacky problem with a GIRL(oh yes, I said it)
 

[quote="Recycled Spooge":29f8b] I am enjoying having this person follow me around though and admire and warship me and be obsessed with me.[/quote:29f8b]

Sounds like you enjoy the ego boost. If your not into her then just keep things as is.......

Poop on her face, and then rub it in with your shaft.

Fortunately not everyones as desperate as you are. rolleyes:

Run couter intelligence manevuers agaisnt her. Doubling back, changing routes, losing her in traffic. You know, generally fuck with her mind. Then, if the opportunity arises fuck her if she's "approptiate".

Or you can fuck all that highschool bullshit and just fuck herl, then toss her.

give her the "amen" shocker...2 in the pink... 8 in the stink.

Knowing what I know now that I am older you should have sex with her or at least get some head.

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":b57c4][quote=Rannoch]Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:b57c4]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.[/quote:b57c4]
dude Ive gotten hand jobs in the middle of lunch time in the cafe at school less than a foot from my friends. no one noticed. BJ's on the side of roads. Id gladly even get laid on a packed bus its all good. anyways.
Spooge, uh.... sounds interesting Id try to get her then I'd go rom there[/quote:b57c4]how the fukc, wouldnt ppl notice..you moaning and then suspicious liquid on the ground..

Take her into church and then flaunt your privy parts at her before the altar.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":9e486][quote="Unknown_Sniper":9e486][quote=Rannoch]Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:9e486]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.[/quote:9e486]
dude Ive gotten hand jobs in the middle of lunch time in the cafe at school less than a foot from my friends. no one noticed. BJ's on the side of roads. Id gladly even get laid on a packed bus its all good. anyways.
Spooge, uh.... sounds interesting Id try to get her then I'd go rom there[/quote:9e486]how the fukc, wouldnt ppl notice..you moaning and then suspicious liquid on the ground..[/quote:9e486]

I concur that must be crap, you sure your friends wouldn't notice if u spoojd all over the canteen floor & your eyes rolled inside your head & bit your lip etc.

Maybe they'd notice... maybe they wouldn't... who cares?

i had this really cute girl in 10th grade do that, except she was really vocal about that shit....like everytime she saw me, she would scream "OMG he is soooooooo hot."

one day, i had someone tell her to lay the fuck off b/c a lot of my friends didnt like her because she was a slutty bitch...what a mistake, i heard she fucked this black kid, and begged for him to throw it in her ass...FUCK ME...

moral of the story: she is a fake goth, she probs doesnt need to shave her pussy yet, and i have a feeling she is a virgin, so do your thing pimp, drop a taste on her, then have her begging for more...only problem is she'll be on your nutsack 100x more...oh well, price you pay to fuck the virigin shit out of a wet little pubescent mall goth

also, das reich said we WOULD get laid on a packed bus, not that he did...so you all need to stop jerkin and read more closely haha jk

Pitt is It!

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":2d871][quote="Unknown_Sniper":2d871][quote=Rannoch]Probably, who knows about kids these days.[/quote:2d871]

I'm not like that kid that got caught getting a BJ on the bus. There's a time and place, and a bus full of sweaty boys and girls isnt it.[/quote:2d871]
dude Ive gotten hand jobs in the middle of lunch time in the cafe at school less than a foot from my friends. no one noticed. BJ's on the side of roads. Id gladly even get laid on a packed bus its all good. anyways.
Spooge, uh.... sounds interesting Id try to get her then I'd go rom there[/quote:2d871]how the fukc, wouldnt ppl notice..you moaning and then suspicious liquid on the ground..[/quote:2d871]
Well first off it was under a table. second I didnt spooge everywhere. I wouldnt do that in school. third I dont moan or things like that if its not extreme oOo:

Im just going from how I do it with my lover, AM...

i say the first post is one of those Attention Whore madness things. Who would chase a freak around? Exactly.

one of these days just go up to her and be like can i help you? lol

lol is that what you do to Punky? oOo: