Do you want business? No, I'm fine thanks...
 

For the first time in my life I was approached by a 'harlot'.
Oh the shame, I was just admiring the car my parents had brought and this female of questionable repuation approached me and asked me if I required such buisnesses that would not be consistent with the highest degree of christian purity.
Mark you, I was under the influence of obscene amounts of alcohol, and still am, but, my god, the shame of being approached...

Has anyone else toyed with women of ill repute?

hoes are such sluts oOo: freak:

I only did in one. It'll be the last one too, she gave me the drip.

Can you be more specific?

No, I'm not a fan of STD's

How about if you had protection?

[quote="Sgt. Paine":250af]hoes are such sluts oOo: freak:[/quote:250af]

[img]http://www.six-online.com/fileupload/store/masxvious.jpg[/img]

anyway i wont go near the bitches. ew.

Like you, I consumed copious amounts of cheap gin.

I can't remember what she looked like as I was pissed, but she had brown hair & I had £10 in my pocket... eek:

wtf kind of thread is this? more useless then the taking a bullet one

so I take you you didnt do her? good choice. there as infested with STD's as the ocean is with fish.

LOL.


was she hot? you shouldve nailed her then the two of you couldve gone "sledging" together.

I've never paid for sex, but I did fuck a chick whose slept with alot of guys before...i had heard the stories and was interested. She was hot and a good fuck...she knew what she was doing. I have no regrets.

[img]http://www.wanderingjacob.com/roadtrip/pictures/day09pics/transvestite.jpg[/img]

jesus christ! wtf is that?

elle O elle.

Had there been snow...

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":0a957]Had there been snow...[/quote:0a957] happy: freak:

I use to think trees were super hot!

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":9d659]I use to think trees were super hot![/quote:9d659]

So, Would you pay to have sex with a tree?

I once paid a lady to strip and stand on her head, legs spread apart and
eyes closed cos I wanted to do something kinky....after a while I said thx
and paid her without touching her. "What's kinky about that?" she asked
"I've just shat in your handbag" was my satisfied reply. cool:

Ewwww.... oOo:

[quote="Pick Axe":45db1][quote="Duke_of_Ray":45db1]I use to think trees were super hot![/quote:45db1]

So, Would you pay to have sex with a tree?[/quote:45db1]

Trees?

you said they were hot

[quote="Pick Axe":ca224]you said they were hot[/quote:ca224]

I did?

[quote="Eight Ace":f2f56]I once paid a lady to strip and stand on her head, legs spread apart and
eyes closed cos I wanted to do something kinky....after a while I said thx
and paid her without touching her. "What's kinky about that?" she asked
"I've just shat in your handbag" was my satisfied reply. cool:[/quote:f2f56]

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":bb2a7][quote="Pick Axe":bb2a7]you said they were hot[/quote:bb2a7]

I did?[/quote:bb2a7]

Yep, here's a direct quote

[quote:bb2a7]I...think trees...[are]...super hot![/quote:bb2a7]

[quote="Pick Axe":79def][quote="Duke_of_Ray":79def][quote="Pick Axe":79def]you said they were hot[/quote:79def]

I did?[/quote:79def]

Yep, here's a direct quote

[quote:79def]I...think trees...[are]...super hot![/quote:79def][/quote:79def]

That was not me, but the Candy Bar of Love.

rock:

Hookers are always fat and ugly, unless they charge $5,000/hr.

I'll stick with the freshman girls at the local university. They've got all the same benefits, minus the STDs, and are free.

The candy bar of love?

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/lovebar.jpg[/img]

[quote="Pick Axe":afcab]The candy bar of love?

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/lovebar.jpg[/img][/quote:afcab]

Heh, I thought about making me a sig like that, not sure what candy bar to use though.

[quote="Eight Ace":fea1d]I once paid a lady to strip and stand on her head, legs spread apart and
eyes closed cos I wanted to do something kinky....after a while I said thx
and paid her without touching her. "What's kinky about that?" she asked
"I've just shat in your handbag" was my satisfied reply. cool:[/quote:fea1d]

Still kept that genius.

Viddy well li'l brother, viddy well.

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":2e312]
Heh, I thought about making me a sig like that, not sure what candy bar to use though.[/quote:2e312]

The hershey one just seemed right. I know it's crappy, but if you wanna use it, go ahead.

I remember my first time...best $35 I ever spend. Mind you, things were cheaper back then.

You guys over paid - Bill Cosby charged me a nickel to fuck him.