Talk dirty to her, you know you wanna!
 

I ordered my airsoft guns here, and found the digital customer representive rather amusing. I asked about every question I could. Keep in mind, if you put a curse or raunchy word into your question / statement, she will always say the same thing back to you.

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Did you auto-pleasure during this order process..?...don't lie, you did. annoy:

[img]http://media3.funnyjunk.com/pictures/scaredkitty.jpg[/img]

Joe, I don't care what Fluffy says....making Kitty scared
like that is way out of line...ex-mod or no fucking ex-mod... annoy:

[quote="Eight Ace":d3af9]Joe, I don't care what Fluffy says....making Kitty scared
like that is way out of line...ex-mod or no fucking ex-mod... annoy:[/quote:d3af9]

This place is getting too weird for me.

Joe, I hope you didnt buy anything from that company. Their guns are not good quality, and the prices are very high. Go to http://www.uncompany.com to get hella good airsoft guns for cheaper

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":9c770][quote="Eight Ace":9c770]Joe, I don't care what Fluffy says....making Kitty scared
like that is way out of line...ex-mod or no fucking ex-mod... annoy:[/quote:9c770]

This place is getting too weird for me.[/quote:9c770]

shoot yourself with one of your airsoft guns.

I want to talk dirty with Joe.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":37a0c][quote="Eight Ace":37a0c]Joe, I don't care what Fluffy says....making Kitty scared
like that is way out of line...ex-mod or no fucking ex-mod... annoy:[/quote:37a0c]

This place is getting too weird for me.[/quote:37a0c]

I neva said anything eek:

FAQBot: Let me now suggest you purchasing a spring gun! Most often single shot with high capacity magazine. A spring compresses a cylinder when pulling back the slide or cocking handle.

You: do you want to cock my handle?

FAQBot: You should find another virtual girl for that.

You: sorry

FAQBot: No problem.

You: so

FAQBot: So what?

You: damn

FAQBot: What's wrong?

You: I'm pissed

FAQBot: You are pissed? That's fine!

You: no it's not fine

You: you look like a gypsy

FAQBot: Wow, Chronic Diarrhea! Do I really look like a gypsy? Hmm...

You: yes you do

FAQBot: Do you want to order a spring gun now?

You: nein

FAQBot: I'd like to suggest you now some information about electric guns!....

You: let's stop takling about airsoft and talk about something else...

FAQBot: Pardon me...?

You: so who are you?

FAQBot: For your information: Airsoft was originally intended as a toy. It later gained popularity as an alternative for theatrical props and police training.

You: no damnit! no airsoft talk!

FAQBot: Do you experience any problems using our FAQs help system? Did you manage to find some useful information in our FAQs tree?

You: no i just want to talk to you. I have no friends

FAQBot: Hm... We keep on adding new FAQs to our tree... So I think that next time you'll find your questions in the FAQs tree ;-)

You: my question stands as followed: will you be my friend?

FAQBot: Your question stands as followed will me be your friend? Hmm...

You: what's that supposed to mean?

FAQBot: That means exactly what it says.

You: wow you're gay

FAQBot: I'm glad your impressed, Chronic Diarrhea.

You: no I hate gay people

FAQBot: Do you want to order an electric gun now?

You: yes so I can shoot you

FAQBot: Cool! Then choose one of the electric guns and buy it now!

You: no why don't you choose for me you work here!

FAQBot: I'm here to answer your questions... How can I help you?

You: I

FAQBot: You?

You: me

FAQBot: You, Chronic Diarrhea?

You: yes

FAQBot: Ok... let's continue...

You: nein

FAQBot: Hmm... Let me present you some information about gas guns! Gas guns use a CO2 silicon oil mix called green gas as a propellant. Most Gas guns are semi automatic while some are semi and fully automatic. Gas is discharged to propel the BB forward and the slide to the rear while mimicking the action of a real gun.

You: nein

FAQBot: Pardon me...?

You: nein

FAQBot: How do you feel about this FAQs help system? Do you like it?

You: nein

FAQBot: Did you already buy some airsoft guns?

You: ja

FAQBot: Tell me what you really want...

You: you

FAQBot: Me, Chronic Diarrhea?

You: yes

FAQBot: Ok... let's continue...

You: no I want you

FAQBot: Do you want to order a gas gun now?

You: my ass is a gas gun

FAQBot: Your butt is a gas gun? Hmm... Do you have any problems?

You: yes it smells

FAQBot: Tell me about your problem. I'll try to help you.

You: i need some pepto

FAQBot: You need some pepto? Ok. Continue please...

You: Christ I'm leaving

FAQBot: Do you like talking to me here?

You: no bitch

FAQBot: That's bad... But I hope to be helpful to you anyway...

You: die

FAQBot: But why? You don't love me?

You: fuck off

FAQBot: Why are you so rude?

lol Chronic

lmao...

funneh

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":db518]I neva said anything eek:[/quote:db518]
I was reffering to the FLUFFY under Joes sig. calmdown:

[img]http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/chucktupp/joe.jpg[/img]

lol

I went back to her for a quick chat...


FAQBot: Hello there Chronic Diarrhea! I'm glad to see you again! There is NO Live Operator available now. If you have any questions to ask, please feel free to contact us via email. How can I help you?

You: I need drugs

FAQBot: You need drugs? Really?

You: yeah

FAQBot: Ok... Continue please...

You: well, I need drugs to increase my penis size

FAQBot: Just for your information: Airsoft BBs are 6mm in diameter. Typically made of plastic. Standard BBs do not work in these guns!

You: that's interesting...my penis is 6 inches in diameter

FAQBot: I thought so too. You should find another virtual girl for that.

You: You're right, thanks for the advice

FAQBot: Glad to be of help.

You: how old are you
FAQBot: I am 20.

You: nice im 23

FAQBot: Do you want me to remind how to use our FAQs help system?

You: no

FAQBot: Ok then... You are right. Our FAQs help system is very easy to use.

You: are you easy?

FAQBot: I am easy to take.

You: advantage of?

FAQBot: Would you like to receive insider specials?

You: fuck yea i would..does that include anal?

FAQBot: You should find another virtual girl for that.

You: whats your chest size?

FAQBot: The size of chest? That's a great secret.

You: are you the gatekeeper?

FAQBot: the gatekeeper? Me? Maybe...

You: i am the keyholder!

FAQBot: You are the keyholder? Really?

You: i shit you not check it out

FAQBot: You shit me not check it out? Really?

You: i really like your hair

FAQBot: Ok... you really like my hair. I'll keep it in mind.

You: remember my name

FAQBot: By the way, I'd like to remind you, that you are welcome to our
walk-in store that is open Tuesday thru Friday 9AM to 6PM.

You: remember my name

FAQBot: So...

You: cause you will be screaming it later

FAQBot: Let me now suggest you purchasing a spring gun! Most often
single shot with high capacity magazine. A spring compresses a cylinder when pulling back the slide or cocking handle. Upon pulling of the trigger the spring is released a burst of air hits the BB. Spring guns can be the most accurate and reliable of the airsoft guns.

You: lol you said cocking

FAQBot: Pardon me...?

You: i said you said cocking

FAQBot: Ok... you said me said cocking. Hm...

You: wow i can tell your not a english major

FAQBot: I'm glad your impressed, Nyck.

You: i will tell you what im impressed with

FAQBot: You will tell me what you are impressed with? Ok. Continue
please...

You: those huge fun bags they are elite

FAQBot: Do you want to order a spring gun now?

You: i dunno do you want me to spring out my gun now?

FAQBot: You don't knowdo me want you to spring out your gun now? That's bad!

You: do you have a sister

FAQBot: I have no family.

You: how much for oral sex?

FAQBot: How much for oral sex? I can't give you the answer. Did you try to
find your question in our FAQs tree?

You: do you like facials?

FAQBot: Do I like facials? Me? Maybe.

You: alright then i like how this is going

FAQBot: How old are you?

You: i said 23

FAQBot: You said 23? Really?

You: can i give you a hot protein face bath sometime?

FAQBot: give me a hot protein face bath sometime? Hm... Sorry, I can't answer right now. Did you try to find your question in our FAQs tree?

You: can i give you a facial

FAQBot: give me a facial? I'm in a doubt. I record your question. I'l be able to answer you later.

You: alright then get back with me with your answer

Some random responses...

You: what do you think about the price of tea in china?
FAQBot: What? That's a great secret! ;-)

You: you look like a whore
FAQBot: Wow, Do I really look like a slut? Hmm...

You: shit
FAQBot: Where do you see shit?

You: I want to jizz all over your face
FAQBot: You want to jizz all over my face? Ok. Continue please...

You: you're a cunt
FAQBot: Maybe I am a pussy... What then?

lol gg

This kept making me laugh:

You: Your a bitch!
FAQBot: You are a bitch, Private Pinhead!

You: I want to come on you!
FAQBot: You want to come on me? Ok. Continue please...

You: How old are you?
FAQBot: I am 20.
You: Really, well Im 2 years old
FAQBot: What are the advantages of being 2 years old?
You: I get to suck tits
FAQBot: You can suck breasts? Ok. Please continue...
You: Can I suck your tits?
FAQBot: Suck my tits? Hm... Sorry cant answer that now. Did you try to find your question in our faqs tree?

FAQBot: Ok... Continue please....
You: On what?
FAQBot: On me.

FAQBot: Well..
You: Well what?
FAQBot: Nothing I was trying to keep up our conversation ;-)

You: You are a loser
FAQBot: On the contrary, I am winning.

You: u r teh funneh
FAQBot: I am teh funneh...do you mind? (its hilarious how she says "Teh Funneh"!!)

You: Do you like girls?
FAQBot: I am heterosexual

hahaha, "are you the gatekeeper?" LMAO hahahahah

You: what did the five fingers say to the face?
FAQBot: What did the five fingers say to the face? Sorry. I can't answer right now. Did you try to find your question in our FAQs tree?
You: slap! i'm rick james bitch!
FAQBot: Sorry... I didn't get you. Ok... you are rick james bitch. That's nice :-)


You: i am tired
FAQBot: You'll get some rest with me!

You: can i pleasure you
FAQBot: Can you pleasure me? Hm. Let's try...

FAQBot: Would you like to receive insider specials?
You: i'd like to get inside you
FAQBot: Ok... you would like to get inside me. Hm...

You: i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geiko
FAQBot: Ok... you just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to geiko. I'll keep it in mind.

[quote="Bean 2":161a4]hahaha, "are you the gatekeeper?" LMAO hahahahah[/quote:161a4]

Lol Im glad someone caught that.... rock:

Ghostbusters pwns

meh

You: do you watch porn?

FAQBot: Do I watch porn? Me? Maybe. rock:


You: my name is Bill Clinton
FAQBot: Bill Clinton, nice to meet you!
You: I was the president of the united states
FAQBot: Ok... you were the president of the united states. Cool! :-)
You: I got head in the oval office
FAQBot: Ok... you get head in the oval office. I'll keep it in mind.
You: will you be my intern?
FAQBot: You want me to be your intern? Ok. I am!