Favorite Family Guy Quotes
 

Well, I mine has to be When Peter is at the drive-in movie and he has his car parked backwards not watching the movie and he says "This Sucks!"

Also "Pope it's time to get up and put your hat on." "I don't want to it's a stupid hat"(both with italian accent)

I loved how he said it, Anyone know where I can get that wave of him saying that. I tried and I can't find it
Any help would be great. Thanks


So what is your Favorite Family Guy Quotes ???

Re: Favorite Family Guy Quotes
 

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OMFG lets all sit around & discuss our favorit star trek quotes.


...fucking nerds... hake:

Beam me up scotty.

nice new sig!

mmmmm mmmmm good (your sig)

" tom hanks hes a funny guy every thing he says is a laugh" " i have aids" " hahaha"
"i'm the white larry bird"
"here tom selleck eat the bean hey hey hey thats a bag higgins trying to eat tom sellecks food no no you had yours"
"charles in charge of our days and our nights charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights and i want charles hey hey keep it down in there ya wacky beatle"
and many many more

Next Door Nikki owns

Favorite Family Guy Quotes ... there are seriously too many.

My favorite one this week is probably:

Peter: "Lois if i was a child then that would make you a pedofile, and i don't want to take advice from a pervert"

Next Door Nikki owns
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Funny I thought I was the only one who actually knew her. rock:

She's my new fave.

Funny I thought I was the only one who actually knew her. rock:

old man on paper route says

"hey there muscle man"
"get your fatass back here boi"

"Ahhhhhh It's the children of the corn!!!"
*BANG BANG BANG*

"Lois, our family isnt made out of nipples and dimes....dimes and boobs..........money...."

best qoute ever =

quaqmire in the lesbo bar
walks up to 2 dykes

"You ladies ever been penetrated before?"

Stewie saying " OOOO OMG ITS AN ORGY IN MY MOUTH"

not a quote but when he knocks down the survivor set and the price is right set is behind it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in a cartoon biggrin: biggrin:

"I don't need to f*BEEP*ing impress you."

"Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!
"

"Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people. "

"Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
"

"Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.
"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

"Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case.

Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane ?"

Her face is fucking priceless... !

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

lol

Brian trying to explain to Peter how he gave away the wrong presents but then just says, "ah forget it, it's just easier to say your stupid"

hell no

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rock:

kids say the darndest things is by far my favorite

the random milli vanilli thing was funny too

and all of the pawtucket pat episode

I got a few...heh:

1.
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Family is watching what seems to be Wheel of Fortune. On the board, the puzzle reads:

GO _UCK YOURSEL

It's obvious that Peter knows the answer, and when the solution is revealed:

GO TUCK YOURSELF IN

Peter: "Jeez, that one was as easy as 'MY HAIRY AUNT'!"

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Peter talking to a mob boss that he owes a favor to:

Peter: Do you want me to whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack-Off a guy, 'cause you know I'm married."

you see mr corleone from the godfather:
"You come to me and ask me to kill a man i do not know,
now i ask you. Why should i kill this Count Chocula?"

Cap'n Crunch:
"because that sonovabitch has been spreading lies!!
my cereal does NOT cut the roof of your mouth!
...with all respect."

unfunny eek:

"guns dont kill people, dangerous minorities do!"

"my names petie the pistol, you point me at bad people and i make them go away"

oh and when petter sings that diplomatic immunity song...priceless

"Do I have to paint the penis?"
"Do I have to sculpt the penis?"
"Do I have to conduct with my penis?"

Peter- Lois you know women arent aloud to drive.

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rock:

"hey whats your friends name?"
"Dick army"
"pfffff HAAHHAHAhaHAHHAHAHAAH, no seriously whats his name"
"Dick army"
"pffff AHHAHAHhAAHHAhaah, whats your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?"


"Im here to see the Colonel"
"He be dead"
"No, no, the Colonel"
"What be wrong wit you i tell you he be dead"
(annoyed look on peters face)
"THE COLONEL!"

Peter -"Holy crip, He's a crapple


Loius - "how dose a boy like that go so wrong"
Peter - "easy they live in a crummy neighborhood"
Brian - "who the bradys?"
Peter - "hell ya drug dealers crime the works"
some black lady - "yall want some pankcakes?"
Peter - "see thats the worst we got is Jaminams Witness"

I like it when quagmire is just had sex with the socil worker, and hes comes back in the room, and she is like "Quagmire what do you do for a living?" And Quagmire goes "I got a question for you....what are you still doing here?" And he does the whole head bobble LOL.

When peter opens A class room door then

this comes out: "Vagina junktion whats your funktion"

I thought it went like this:

"I'm here to see the Colonel"
"He Dead"
"(slower)The COLONEL...."
"What wrong wit- you?? I say you he dead."

don't remember the 'be' being there, probably wrong though..

edit: Ohhh and this one:

"Peter, no one in this family's a side show.. Atleast not anymore..."
(lowis again but young and stout)"Me likey bouncyyyy me likey bouncy"

"heh..heh....alllllllllright"

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":d54de]"heh..heh....alllllllllright"[/quote:d54de]

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