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Drew 05-15-2004 02:53 PM

Harley Week - Myrtle Beach
 
This is my fucking embodiment of Hell.

I got some payback today, though. A group of them surrounded my car and thought it would be funny to yell back at me and fuck around cutting close to my car and what not.

So, I accelerated forward, forcing them to move to the right and left and then let windshield wiper fluid loose. Resulted in lots of swerving and most of them falling back. One pulled up to my window and waved a knife at me, he quickly retreated at the site of my Glock G23 .45 - GG fuckheads.

KTOG 05-15-2004 03:01 PM

Yeah, my uncle is a leathersmith so he goes down and makes mad loot of the biker bone heads.

Old Reliable 05-15-2004 03:03 PM

ownage rock:

Airborne Butters 05-15-2004 04:00 PM

you could just run em over... you had the intention of hurting them with your gun, why not just use a bigger weapon

Pyro 05-15-2004 04:02 PM

in america you need to have a gun in your car...wow.

ninty 05-15-2004 04:05 PM

Wow...you're so cool.

Pyro 05-15-2004 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
Wow...you're so cool.

The Hells Angels or whatever who ride around these parts are pretty nice actually.

ninty 05-15-2004 04:18 PM

I was talking about Noctis who likes to show off his Glock G23 .45.

Mr.Buttocks 05-15-2004 04:19 PM

Re: Harley Week - Myrtle Beach
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
This is my fucking embodiment of Hell.

I got some payback today, though. A group of them surrounded my car and thought it would be funny to yell back at me and fuck around cutting close to my car and what not.

So, I accelerated forward, forcing them to move to the right and left and then let windshield wiper fluid loose. Resulted in lots of swerving and most of them falling back. One pulled up to my window and waved a knife at me, he quickly retreated at the site of my Glock G23 .45 - GG fuckheads.

They probably followed you home and are currently planning to break into your trailer and gang rape you later on tonight. Have fun!

Maplegyver 05-15-2004 04:23 PM

yay

geRV 05-15-2004 04:26 PM

Pfft glock, my car has an m-60 mounted on a swivel so i can dish out 360 degrees pwnage.


If i had a car that is annoy:

Tystnad 05-15-2004 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Pfft glock, my car has an m-60 mounted on a swivel so i can dish out 360 degrees pwnage.


If i had a car that is annoy:

What, you need a car to carry the M-60 with ya when you go shopping, etc.?
Got mine mounted in the left shoe.. oOo:

geRV 05-15-2004 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tystnad
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Pfft glock, my car has an m-60 mounted on a swivel so i can dish out 360 degrees pwnage.


If i had a car that is annoy:

What, you need a car to carry the M-60 with ya when you go shopping, etc.?
Got mine mounted in the left shoe.. oOo:

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TonyMontana 05-15-2004 04:30 PM

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geRV 05-15-2004 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
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Nyck 05-15-2004 04:47 PM

and no you dont need to carry a gun in your car in america...I dont even own a gun, let alone carry one in my car...so stfu with your generalizations

Machette 05-15-2004 04:49 PM

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Maplegyver 05-15-2004 04:49 PM

my vibrator is a gun

Mr.Buttocks 05-15-2004 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
my vibrator is a gun

DON'T SHOOT ME PLZ!!!!!!!

Maplegyver 05-15-2004 05:01 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":6370d]
Quote:

Originally Posted by maple
my vibrator is a gun

DON'T SHOOT ME PLZ!!!!!!![/quote:6370d]



lok'n load

MrLevinstein 05-15-2004 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
in america you need to have a gun in your car...wow.

Will somebody please ban this annyoing little cunt?

Maplegyver 05-15-2004 05:13 PM

i have a sling shot

Pyro 05-15-2004 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
in america you need to have a gun in your car...wow.

Will somebody please ban this annyoing little cunt?

will somebody make a place liveable without needing a gun iny our car for protection? oh wait...canada and many others already have this. Shocking!

Nyck 05-15-2004 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
in america you need to have a gun in your car...wow.

Will somebody please ban this annyoing little cunt?

will somebody make a place liveable without needing a gun iny our car for protection? oh wait...canada and many others already have this. Shocking!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NyckMSS
and no you dont need to carry a gun in your car in america...I dont even own a gun, let alone carry one in my car...so stfu with your generalizations

I told you already...Christ thats like saying all canadians carry hockey sticks around, have mullets, and say eh! all the time

Pyro 05-15-2004 05:26 PM

except for the mullet part, that would be pretty cool.

intrestedviewer 05-15-2004 05:49 PM

USA 2nd Amendment - The Right to Keep And Bear Arms. beer:

ninty 05-15-2004 05:51 PM

Is there an ammendment that says you are able to threaten others with weapons? Just curious.

Drew 05-15-2004 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
I was talking about Noctis who likes to show off his Glock G23 .45.

I live in Myrtle Beach, actually rougher than you might imagine. We have the highest per capita violent crime rate in the country. Anyway, I only actually carry during the three bike weeks. Harley week usually isn't that bad, but Atlantic Beach Bike Fest (Black Biker Week) gets VERY rough down here. Police get shot, stores get openly vandalized and robbed. They try to get the National Guard here every year, but every time it's about to be approved the NAACP has a fucking conniption fit and screams about racial profiling, meanwhile at least two people are murdered every year.

I started carrying my Glock after an attempted car-jacking during Black Bike week. I would have lost my car if I hadn't been on my way to the firing range with my dad's old .357 magnum.

I don't know about you guys, but when someone waves a knife at me, I get fucking pissed off.

Mr.Buttocks 05-15-2004 06:17 PM

Glock? That almost sounds like.......cock. *giggles* happy:

Maplegyver 05-15-2004 07:06 PM

canada isnt perfect. even i have to carry a knife when i'm walking around past nine oclock oOo:

MrLevinstein 05-15-2004 07:53 PM

Life Lesson:
Everyones big and bad till someone whips out the guy, and then everything ends calmly rock:

Drew 05-15-2004 08:23 PM

Anyway, this isn't an Anti-America/Gun Control thread, this is about how fucking annoying it is to not be able to even leave my house without having my eardrums shattered by some 50 year old who thinks that his younger years can be recaptured by riding shirtless with all 300 lbs hanging out on his bike with no muffler.

Fucking hell I think I just hate people in general.

Mr.Buttocks 05-15-2004 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Anyway, this isn't an Anti-America/Gun Control thread, this is about how fucking annoying it is to not be able to even leave my house without having my eardrums shattered by some 50 year old who thinks that his younger years can be recaptured by riding shirtless with all 300 lbs hanging out on his bike with no muffler.

Fucking hell I think I just hate people in general.

It is my professional medical opinion that you, sir, have mental health problems.

Drew 05-15-2004 08:34 PM

I concur.

Which is why I am well along the path to World Domination. Once I take over, I'm going to put all the rednecks on an island with nothing but trailers and make a Reality TV show out of it. The grand finale will be dropping a nuke on all their heads - it'll be the twist.

Then I'll send out my Noctardian Russian Ninja Death Squads to hunt down all the Muslim people. Every Muslim will be told to accept Christianity or be shot in the face. In this way, I will weed out all the fucking looney fanaticals in a stroke of pure, orchestral irony based on their own beliefs.

I own.

Mr.Buttocks 05-15-2004 08:37 PM

k. oOo:

Eight Ace 05-15-2004 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Fucking hell I think I just hate people in general.

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Drew 05-15-2004 09:52 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":ed3a7]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Fucking hell I think I just hate people in general.

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guarnere 05-15-2004 10:26 PM

Noctis, lets murder people...meet me behind the Dollar store in 15 minutes. I'll be waiting with a few key items for world dominance.

1080jibber 05-15-2004 10:45 PM

at Port Dover, Ontario, there is a biker gathering every Friday 13th.

i allways stay away from there during that day, but it is cool to see all of the bikes lined up.

Tripper 05-15-2004 11:03 PM

Noctis, you can cock back my glock wheneer you please.



















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