TROY
 

... was very entertaining. What say you ? happy:

just got back, it was great... you get to see brad pitts ass...

What a fucking shitty movie hake:

I wanted more Brew ha ha and less yadda yadda
fucking 2 hours and 45 minutes of bullshit, mean girls would have been better to see

Solidus..?...how come you didn't say anything about brad pitts ass..?... hake:

It gave me rigor mortis. nuff said...

saw it friday afternoon. i thought it was very well done. i found it more satisfying because it actually had some substance. it could have easily had been an all out war pic which would have detracted from it imo. i thought brad pitts portrayal of achilles was completely bad-ass. that jumping stab move owns. overall i give it *** 3 stars. cant wait to get the dvd and watch that fight scene between hectar and achilles. that eric bana guy owns too, i loved him in black hawk down "you dont control who gets hit and who doesnt....its only war, you did good out there tonight..." rock:

Goin to see it next sunday, with two ladies. biggrin:

Your mom and sister? Hot...

How about my promdate and her best friend?

Its still not out yet here.

Excellent. Tell us about the threesome upon your return home!

Oh, you wish, dont you?
Ofcourse i will. biggrin:

who was the guy who was gonna fuck 2 girls but one was fat and he decided not to or something..Bean>?

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e8e85]who was the guy who was gonna fuck 2 girls but one was fat and he decided not to or something..Bean>?[/quote:e8e85]

That wont be the case here m8. One of them is competing in gymnastics, and the other is just as fit as the first one. biggrin:

Btw, the gymnast is me promdate. happy:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e7f18]who was the guy who was gonna fuck 2 girls but one was fat and he decided not to or something..Bean>?[/quote:e7f18]

Yea it was me. I still got head from the hot one.

[quote="Bean 2":0156d]Yea it was me. I still got head from the hot one.[/quote:0156d]
...sorry, I'm getting confused....the hot one was your mother, or your sister..?

gonna watch it tonight.

i'm scared to watch it... i have a degree in ancient Greek history... i'm afraid they are gonna fuck up the story so bad (a la Gladiator), and teach a generation something that is wrong... 1st complaint (without seeing the film even) why are all the Greeks blonde?...

[quote="Eight Ace":63e35][quote="Bean 2":63e35]Yea it was me. I still got head from the hot one.[/quote:63e35]
...sorry, I'm getting confused....the hot one was your mother, or your sister..?[/quote:63e35]

It was your mother. Your sis is a lil fat so i decided to pass.

i am not educated in greek history or anything, but i've read alot of books.. i think that it might be a little different than the actual story, but it was still well done, but if i remember my history, some parts were changed, probably for dramatic purposes

As long as they show Brad Pitt poking Patracolus in the butt, everything should be ok

lmao...

very entertaining...

I thaught it was really good.


They're not. I think that Achilles, his cousin, and Helen are the only blonde greeks. At least I can't remember any others. Achilles is half god right? So that explains him, and well, Helen just looks hotter as a blonde.

Pic Axe and others went to view this film, I decided to go see one of three movies, Ladykillers, Home on the Range(OH SNAP), or Man of Fire, or whatever. Instead I went and ate tacos from Tito!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not very good. I just saw it a few hours ago. Some things just dont make sense, it feels drawn out, fight scenes get routine, there were 13 years olds sitting behind us...
things that dont make sense to clarify:
At the end of the first battle scene, the trojans have the greeks on a full retreat and have the pinned up against the ocean, but they stop because "they came within range of their archers".... BS, if that was a real battle, the few greek archers they showed couldnt stop the 20,000 or whatever the trojans had chasing them. They had them retreating and had the high ground, no sense...
Then there was the scene where the trojans mount a surprise attack at the greeks and they all decide, in the middle of the HUGE battle, to crowd around "achilles" and hector and watch them fight. Then when hector kills "arhilles", the almost 80,000 guys decide that was enough fighting for the day and they walk back to the city and the greeks back to their ships...

typically greek... heroic stuff...

...like their quest to get everything ready for the Olympics...should be great,
the games in their rightful home... rock:

i enjoyed it but agree with jujumantb that some sections were not accurate.

Meh. They were modified to make the movie a little more interesting... happy:

they need to make a roman empire movie...not another gladiator oOo:

aye they need to make a historically accurate representation of what it was like for the average 'julius' soldier in the Roman Empire. Like a Roman version of Stalingrad or something rock: I would really like to see a movie about the Crusades or something with knights & archers etc.

But what would really rock is if there was a movie about the Napoleonic wars with Austerlitz/Trafalgar/Waterloo rock:

I wouldnt mind seeing a movie about Charles XII and his fearsome men.
Sweden has never been, nor will it ever be, as mighty as it was back then. rock:

if brad pitt wasnt in it id have more respect for it.

Just watch Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, you get it all.

Has anyone read Homer's Iliad before seeing the film? I head they cut out the whole premise for the war in the first place, being the Gods and the wedding.

The thing I hate about movies based on books is that so many things are changed. I really feel the movie should be an exact representation of the book. Its not the movie makers decision on how the movie should turn out, but the guy who originally wrote the thing. I know everything can't stay the same, so I guess i'll have to go into this one with an open mind and seperate the movie from everything else.

2 hrs and 45 minutes of brad pitts ass.

That is the perfect descripsion of Troy.

pyro just shut up rock:

You have to remember, that both Homer's Illiad AND Virgil's Aeneid depict the events of the trojan war. So, conflicting ideas exist.....As far as I know, the film is based on the myths presented by BOTH poems.

and you enjoyed every second of it, licking your lips at the raunchy parts.