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Airborne Butters 05-18-2004 05:43 PM

Law Enforcement?
 
I've been thinking long and hard on what I want to be and I think I've decided that I want to be a cop. Anyone here a cop? I'm not at all sure the requirments to being one or college degree or what have you... Any input would be lovely

Madmartagen 05-18-2004 05:44 PM

cop = jerk imo. you dont want to be a jerk, do you?

Coleman 05-18-2004 05:50 PM

most cops are built on ego trips. They abuse their power in some cases...but i don't think that is avoidable.

Well, I was going to say make sure you put some pounds on by eating some dougnuts, but I have just remembered that you don't need any help in that field.

Nyck 05-18-2004 05:50 PM

Get Pwned by gangsters and shot to hell

become part of a new experiment

become rebuilt into a super cop

become......

[img]http://www.whalefish.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/monster%20pics/robocop.gif[/img]

Nyck 05-18-2004 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen
cop = jerk imo. you dont want to be a jerk, do you?

Thats just because you live in Cali and your mexican....They are just waiting to take the riot stick to your dome

ninty 05-18-2004 05:52 PM

I have a second cousin who is a Staff Sergeant in the Royal Candian Mounted Police. I have a neighbour who is in the Calgary Police Force, my brother also wants to Join the CPS.

So to answer your question, no i'm not a cop and I don't really have any information. I know that both my cousin and neighbour love their jobs.

Airborne Butters 05-18-2004 05:55 PM

I really want to do something diffrent then doing a 9-5 job in a cubicle dealing with retards all day. If I'm a cop I get to hassle and possibly arrest the retards biggrin:

Seriously though I just want to do something diffrent then the old grind.

Eames 05-18-2004 05:57 PM

my good friends becoming a cop, he graduated 03 and we were in rotc together....he did this thing called "police explorers" where he got to do all this police stuff that was sponsered by the sheriffs office. Now that hes in college the criminal justice department of his school (which hes majoring in) has all these police internships that he does now. He really seems to enjoy it, he made a webpage about it.
http://www.SHERIFF-PAGES.tk

TonyMontana 05-18-2004 06:00 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":d57b1]I really want to do something diffrent then doing a 9-5 job in a cubicle dealing with retards all day. If I'm a cop I get to hassle and possibly arrest the retards biggrin:

Seriously though I just want to do something diffrent then the old grind.[/quote:d57b1]

Get into shape, and join the marines. help out your country

Coleman 05-18-2004 06:01 PM

if you have any brain power, you might get ticked off by being with retards all day. By retards i mean the cops...not the criminals. The cops around my area are soooo retarded and stupid. They're dumb as bricks and yet they feel like they're the supreme beings of the Earth stupid: . Maybe you might not want to stay as a regular police officer. Do some research about the different fields of law enforcement. Think about the FBI? I'll tell you one thing is for sure, FBI officers > local township officers (these are generalizations of course. There are probably a shitload of people that could disprove my thesis there...)

Zap. USMC 05-18-2004 06:01 PM

Nothing wrong with law enforcement... thats one of my options later on. You get great pay, benefits and retirement.

Madmartagen 05-18-2004 06:13 PM

be a walmart security guard. you get all the respect from the kids racing shopping carts.

Pyro 05-18-2004 06:16 PM

two of my closest friends are becoming cops.

Duke_of_Ray 05-18-2004 06:23 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":c8385]most cops are built on ego trips. They abuse their power in some cases...but i don't think that is avoidable.

Well, I was going to say make sure you put some pounds on by eating some dougnuts, but I have just remembered that you don't need any help in that field.[/quote:c8385]

Most cops are very good, you would be hard pressed to put up with what they have to do. I am planing on becoming a Game Warden right now. It takes about foru years of college, and alot of places like for you to get a degree in wildlife, and not really so much in law enforcement. Hopefully I would be a Federal Game Warden as the pay is much better, but I will take what I can get. I like people, and this is the kinda job where I could help them, and that is something I would love to do. First though I may go into the Security Forces in the USAF.

Eames 05-18-2004 06:25 PM

http://www.SHERIFF-PAGES.tk

visit my friends site

intrestedviewer 05-18-2004 06:31 PM

I seen cops play bumper cars with their Black n whites biggrin: There is one cool benefit, actually 2 cool benefits that i can think of, 1 is you can speed and if they pull you over you just show em your badge and they won't ticket you. Another is you can get free food and major discounts on stuff. Oh and you can beat up crack heads and hippies.

negative 05-18-2004 08:47 PM

an officer would be interesting but its not for everyone. let me give a you a good website with forums and stuff.

http://www.officer.com

Short Hand 05-18-2004 08:59 PM

the other "white meat".

Unknown_Sniper 05-18-2004 09:08 PM

if I wasnt goign ot college for what I am going for then I would probably do something along the lines of cop, or specialty mechanic.

Tripper 05-18-2004 09:20 PM

[img]http://24.58.175.68/exalt/datas/users/43-buttersispat.jpg[/img]

Airborne Butters 05-19-2004 02:03 PM

...anyways aside from Sherminators insecurity's there

http://www.allcriminaljusticeschools.co ... oo_police1

I found that site most helpfull in my questions. Stuff was basic and to the point. I'm checking out some classes about the classes now.

wintersforge 05-19-2004 02:18 PM

paging K9 and Chuddy Bear rock: ill link our 2 resident cops at aM and maybe they will respond

Vance 05-19-2004 02:29 PM

For me, the only reason for being a cop is to be SWAT.

Tripper 05-19-2004 02:31 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":c078c]...anyways aside from Sherminators insecurity's there

[url="http://www.allcriminaljusticeschools.com/faqs/police.php?src=goo_police1"]http://www.allcriminaljusticeschools.co ... oo_police1[/url]

I found that site most helpfull in my questions. Stuff was basic and to the point. I'm checking out some classes about the classes now.[/quote:c078c]

Pat, you wouldn't last 2 minutes in the police force.

Now, are you a brothah.... or a sistah? eek:

Airborne Butters 05-19-2004 02:36 PM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Airborne Butters":98300]...anyways aside from Sherminators insecurity's there

[url="http://www.allcriminaljusticeschools.com/faqs/police.php?src=goo_police1
http://www.allcriminaljusticeschools.co ... oo_police1[/url]

I found that site most helpfull in my questions. Stuff was basic and to the point. I'm checking out some classes about the classes now.

Pat, you wouldn't last 2 minutes in the police force.

Now, are you a brothah.... or a sistah? eek:[/quote:98300]

are you white or black? If you fail at life thugging, don't try e-thugging.

TGB! 05-19-2004 02:44 PM

[quote:0e1a1]are you white or black? If you fail at life thugging, don't try e-thugging.[/quote:0e1a1]

What the fuck - sometimes I want to scream at the level of "comebacks" I see.

Butters you'd get owned in any kind of authoritative structure. They will eat you ALIVE boy, and theres more than enough to go around. You realize you cant be fat until AFTER you get some tenure.

Airborne Butters 05-19-2004 03:10 PM

[quote="TGB!":5705f][quote:5705f]are you white or black? If you fail at life thugging, don't try e-thugging.[/quote:5705f]

What the fuck - sometimes I want to scream at the level of "comebacks" I see.

Butters you'd get owned in any kind of authoritative structure. They will eat you ALIVE boy, and theres more than enough to go around. You realize you cant be fat until AFTER you get some tenure.
[/quote:5705f]

yes they would, you somehow know me? I think not. Why don't you crawl back into the shithole you lived in and not come out. I have no fucking clue how you got elected as a mod, when you know nothing.

Old Reliable 05-19-2004 03:12 PM

id say ok as long as you arent the type to become corrupt

TGB! 05-19-2004 03:16 PM

[quote:8f67d]yes they would[/quote:8f67d]

Yes they would what?
[quote:8f67d]you somehow know me? I think not.[/quote:8f67d]

You've posted enough of your "life" here for folks to carve a prettee good idea on who you are.
[quote:8f67d]Why don't you crawl back into the shithole you lived in and not come out.[/quote:8f67d]

Because I HAVE a job. But I'm gonna slink back to that little hole that I pay for with my own cash, turn up my television loud as hell (w/o having to worry about my mom threatening to kick me out) and have a few shots of Kentucky Burboun while watching 24 - rock:
[quote:8f67d] I have no fucking clue how you got elected as a mod[/quote:8f67d]

Me either. Isnt it nuts!

[quote:8f67d]when you know nothing.[/quote:8f67d]

When youre right youre right.

Airborne Butters 05-19-2004 03:18 PM

no I wouldn't be corrupt. My reasoning for being a cop is that I just don't want to do that life grind of 9-5 cubicle. If I become a cop I'd be out on the streets, learning the world, being in shape, and hopefully stopping crime in a way. I'm not doing the idolistic dream of 'I'm gonna stop all the crime and make a diffrence, blah blah'. Everyday you see that prick who runs a red light, or side swipes someone then runs,etc... Just trying to do my part really. Sounds corny I know

SoLiDUS 05-19-2004 03:46 PM

Re: Law Enforcement?
 
[quote="Airborne Butters":83b3d]I've been thinking long and hard on what I want to be and I think I've decided that I want to be a cop. Anyone here a cop? I'm not at all sure the requirments to being one or college degree or what have you... Any input would be lovely[/quote:83b3d]

Depending on where you want to go, a college diploma would just be an
asset (a plus): some places are desperate for officers. You need one if
your dream is to be a policeman here in Quebec but Ontario and the rest
of Canada don't force you to have one: if you pass the interview and the
aptitude test, you're in.

SoLiDUS 05-19-2004 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vance
For me, the only reason for being a cop is to be SWAT.

That's the reason I initially chose to study Police Foundation (that and not
having studied for good grades in high school - let this be a lesson to you)
but when I learned that SWAT required a 7-year service record to even be
ELIGIBLE, I dropped: I could train with JTF-2 within 4 years of joining the
army and I'd see more action. Ultimately, I chose computers...

negative 05-19-2004 04:11 PM

work with city of Atlanta police departemnt--busiest department in the nation (per unit).

Also, who elected the gay blade as a mod?

Tripper 05-19-2004 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Airborne Butters":8bff8][quote=Tripper][quote="Airborne Butters":8bff8]...anyways aside from Sherminators insecurity's there

[url="http://www.allcriminaljusticeschools.com/faqs/police.php?src=goo_police1
http://www.allcriminaljusticeschools.co ... oo_police1[/url]

I found that site most helpfull in my questions. Stuff was basic and to the point. I'm checking out some classes about the classes now.

Pat, you wouldn't last 2 minutes in the police force.

Now, are you a brothah.... or a sistah? eek:[/quote:8bff8]

are you white or black? If you fail at life thugging, don't try e-thugging.[/quote:8bff8]

You should learn to heed your own advice. After all, I seem to remember you as the fat-pat-lookalike brandishing the "gat," and stupid-ass beanie in one or more photos you posted.

Aside from my choice of music at this time, what does, or has ever made you question my race? Moreover, what does it matter whether I'm white or black?

I mean, my question is valid.....There aren't many people out there that blow the typical gender stereotypes out of the water like you have, mr he-she. I mean, Pat gave us a taste - but s/he was just an actor playing a part in a hollywood movie. You're a human being, the real deal - You must understand that you're an important player in the fight against typical gender boundaries. You're also a confusing factor in an almost unheard of dispute. Woman or Man? Man or Woman?

Please BUTTERS, PLEASE! HELP US BY REVEALING THE TRUTH.

Yours sincerely,

Tripper

P.S - PM me your naked pictures, chubsicle. ;)

Bleuachdu 05-19-2004 04:15 PM

Butters, you're kind of a piece of shit.

negative 05-19-2004 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by Airborne Butters":b489b][quote=Tripper][quote="Airborne Butters":b489b]...anyways aside from Sherminators insecurity's there

[url="http://www.allcriminaljusticeschools.com/faqs/police.php?src=goo_police1
http://www.allcriminaljusticeschools.co ... oo_police1[/url]

I found that site most helpfull in my questions. Stuff was basic and to the point. I'm checking out some classes about the classes now.

Pat, you wouldn't last 2 minutes in the police force.

Now, are you a brothah.... or a sistah? eek:

are you white or black? If you fail at life thugging, don't try e-thugging.[/quote:b489b]

You should learn to heed your own advice. After all, I seem to remember you as the fat-pat-lookalike brandishing the "gat," and stupid-ass beanie in one or more photos you posted.

Aside from my choice of music at this time, what does, or has ever made you question my race? Moreover, what does it matter whether I'm white or black?

I mean, my question is valid.....There aren't many people out there that blow the typical gender stereotypes out of the water like you have, mr he-she. I mean, Pat gave us a taste - but s/he was just an actor playing a part in a hollywood movie. You're a human being, the real deal - You must understand that you're an important player in the fight against typical gender boundaries. You're also a confusing factor in an almost unheard of dispute. Woman or Man? Man or Woman?

Please BUTTERS, PLEASE! HELP US BY REVEALING THE TRUTH.

Yours sincerely,

Tripper

P.S - PM me your naked pictures, chubsicle. ;)[/quote:b489b]

some things will never change--always getting picked on huh? i thought you left for a while tripper-welcome back beer:

Airborne Butters 05-19-2004 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu
Butters, you're kind of a piece of shit.

Bleu, you lurk in the shadows then guerilla warfare strike on topics. GG scrub, please slink back into the dark alley.

Tripper 05-19-2004 04:31 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":23591]GG scrub, please slink back into the dark alley.[/quote:23591]

HAH! And you're confused by MY ethnicity.

Airborne Butters 05-19-2004 04:38 PM

oh Tripper you're so leet. My sex, like your cock, will reamin elusive. Keep your guessing. AS for my questioning of your race, I wasn't actually questioning, but I more or less trying to understand why some pale face nerd embrasses and tries to imitate the black culture.

TGB! 05-19-2004 05:15 PM

[quote:3b22e]tries to imitate the black culture.[/quote:3b22e]

So we're all just hip-hop, gun obsessed, niglets from the hood huh? You do realize you're "slam" against Trippers supposed "race-issues" is as much a SLAM against the black community.

But I'm done with this thread. . .

slinks off to dark continent for lip piercing and a bucket of watermelon flavored chicken


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