Anybody need help?
 

Uh Im getting out of school, and I need a summer job. Anybody here want to hire me?

haha
 

yeah i need you to go to summer school for me:)

Re: Anybody need help?
 

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":919d5]Uh Im getting out of school, and I need a summer job. Anybody here want to hire me?[/quote:919d5]

Would you fancy spending the summer over here in Scotland being my personal sex slave? I would pay you handsomely of course, that goes without saying.

Re: Anybody need help?
 

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":6dd4f][quote="Duke_of_Ray":6dd4f]Uh Im getting out of school, and I need a summer job. Anybody here want to hire me?[/quote:6dd4f]

Would you fancy spending the summer over here in Scotland being my personal sex slave? I would pay you handsomely of course, that goes without saying.[/quote:6dd4f]

Im am afraid I am not sexy enough for a man in a kilt.

Re: Anybody need help?
 

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":fabc5]Uh Im getting out of school, and I need a summer job. Anybody here want to hire me?[/quote:fabc5]

apply at a SPAM factory... lol...

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[quote=bukdez]apply at a SPAM factory... lol...[/quote:abefc]

OH THATS FUNNY!!!HAHAHAHAH!!!! I already tried, they said I was to "stuipd" to be hired. oOo:

i was just bustin' your balls, you know i love you...

I know man, everybody loves me! Oh happy love!

mcdonalds always seems to be hiring...

I ate there like 2 week ago, and I almost puked. I hate their food, I had rather eat dirt. If I had to work thereand smell that stuff all day I would die.

yeah im getting sick of mcdicks too..

I used to work at a McDonalds...suckiest shit ever...

i hear taco bell has some piss easy work cry:

just apply to an agency and they'll find you work.

Suck my dick for crack money

well, as your signature boldly states. you are the sexy one who likes mexican food. see if you can blow that little taco bell dog and take his place in their commercials ?

Good idea, I don't speak spainish, but my sexiness would speak for me!

yet another great thread by duke

rock:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":80c05]Good idea, I don't speak spainish, but my sexiness would speak for me![/quote:80c05]

you're annoying as fuck, go work on autobahn construction and get hit

Duke, I need someone to help out on our Marsupial Dude Ranch if you're interested.
You'd be rounding up koalas on emu-back, helping to milk the buck kangaroos..that kind of thing.

Pls Note: All our international workers fly free of cost, our cook
is Mexican, and the environment is sexually charged to the max.

[quote="Eight Ace":b3f82]Duke, I need someone to help out on our Marsupial Dude Ranch if you're interested.
You'd be rounding up koalas on emu-back, helping to milk the buck kangaroos..that kind of thing.

Pls Note: All our international workers fly free of cost, our cook
is Mexican, and the environment is sexually charged to the max.[/quote:b3f82]

OH MY!!! I AM COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ed:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":5ee44][quote="Eight Ace":5ee44]Duke, I need someone to help out on our Marsupial Dude Ranch if you're interested.
You'd be rounding up koalas on emu-back, helping to milk the buck kangaroos..that kind of thing.

Pls Note: All our international workers fly free of cost, our cook
is Mexican, and the environment is sexually charged to the max.[/quote:5ee44]

OH MY!!! I AM COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ed:[/quote:5ee44]

I hope you mean going...sicko. eek:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":54811][quote="Eight Ace":54811]Duke, I need someone to help out on our Marsupial Dude Ranch if you're interested.
You'd be rounding up koalas on emu-back, helping to milk the buck kangaroos..that kind of thing.

Pls Note: All our international workers fly free of cost, our cook
is Mexican, and the environment is sexually charged to the max.[/quote:54811]

OH MY!!! I AM COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ed:[/quote:54811][img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/gayeek.gif[/img]

Duke, if you live in CA, get a job at In-n-out burger, they are still family owned and they pay well for entry level. Plus you probably get to eat all the double doubles you want. biggrin:

[quote=Machette][quote="Duke_of_Ray":a789b]OH MY!!! I AM COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ed:[/quote:a789b][img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/gayeek.gif[/img][/quote:a789b]

That is the best emoticon ever!!!!!!!! Also I do not live in CA, I live in Texas so maybe I can do a cattle drive!

Why not get a job doing drug runs. Its good money as long as you don't get shot, stabbed, busted, or addicted.

Sell your body on E-Bay

That or sell your soul on Ebay.

ive got a good idea, lets sell duke, pick axe and scooter pie on ebay as a triple pack of human toilet rolls to people in albania and turkey

Or we could use you for target practice.

Why drag me into their dooms????

stfu your all as bad as each other.

I don't remember asking you fuckface. mad:

Is that me in your avatar? Plus you guys need to stop yelling, it scares me!

nubs

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":c16e1]Is that me in your avatar? Plus you guys need to stop yelling, it scares me![/quote:c16e1]

wow, you're more of a fruit than i thought. just sftu and eat your salad

[quote="Old Reliable":14b2e][quote="Duke_of_Ray":14b2e]Is that me in your avatar? Plus you guys need to stop yelling, it scares me![/quote:14b2e]

wow, you're more of a fruit than i thought. just sftu and eat your salad[/quote:14b2e]

SIR I HAVE ATE THE MOON!!!!!!

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":fd1e6][quote=Machette][quote="Duke_of_Ray":fd1e6]OH MY!!! I AM COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ed:[/quote:fd1e6][img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/gayeek.gif[/img][/quote:fd1e6]

That is the best emoticon ever!!!!!!!! Also I do not live in CA, I live in Texas so maybe I can do a cattle drive![/quote:fd1e6]

[img]http://home.maine.rr.com/mattyg/smilies/supergay.gif[/img]

[quote=Nyck][quote="Duke_of_Ray":24c8b][quote=Machette][img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/gayeek.gif[/img][/quote:24c8b]

That is the best emoticon ever!!!!!!!! Also I do not live in CA, I live in Texas so maybe I can do a cattle drive![/quote:24c8b]

[img]http://home.maine.rr.com/mattyg/smilies/supergay.gif[/img][/quote:24c8b]

Sexy