wow
 

I'm not one to post lots and lots of news links, but this one caught my eye.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5085797/?GT1=3391

I drowned three times when I was younger.

Re: wow
 

[quote="Airborne Butters":9886d]

I drowned three times when I was younger.[/quote:9886d]

Bullshit. As anyone knows, fat floats. You sir on are on S.H.I.T. List.

Re: wow
 

[quote="TGB!":ce979][quote="Airborne Butters":ce979]

I drowned three times when I was younger.[/quote:ce979]

Bullshit. As anyone knows, fat floats. You sir on are on S.H.I.T. List.[/quote:ce979]

ROFL.......

rofl

Still trying to be cool Tripper? I think it's failling, and Gayblade, just die. Stop trying to be an attention slut.

Hopefuly the kid is not brain dead from lack of oxygen. If he turns out to be a vegtable he might as well have drowned.

[quote="Airborne Butters":dfffc]Still trying to be cool Tripper? I think it's failling, and Gayblade, just die. Stop trying to be an attention slut.[/quote:dfffc]

two thumbs up for taco bell

[quote="Airborne Butters":efe6d]Still trying to be cool Tripper? I think it's failling, and Gayblade, just die. Stop trying to be an attention slut.[/quote:efe6d]
I believe its "attention whore"
Anyways you parents must suck to let you drown 3 times. Sorry but they must, you might think after the first two times, they might think, Hey, we should keep a closer eye on this fuck eh?

welp the first time was when I was a young lad and I just plain ventured away from em. The second time was when my sisters were supposed to be watching me, and said yea sure go outside so I did. and I fell in the pool. The third time was when I was fishing and fell in and it was pretty strong current out near Jones Beach.

offtopic:

[quote="Airborne Butters":71ca2]Still trying to be cool Tripper? I think it's failling, and Gayblade, just die. Stop trying to be an attention slut.[/quote:71ca2]

Please tell me how laughing at a joke is trying to be cool? rolleyes:

God you're pathetic you fat fuck.

"He was prononuced dead, but he was later transfered to a better hospital where he was prononuced not dead."-Simpsons. SOmething like that.

Built-in life vest.. bahahaha.

Something like that happened over here in Anaheim, the parents ended up suing the fire/police and the hospital. Or it may have just been the hospital.

That's just crazy.

Now what if they had buried him alive? ed:

you see they do this thing called embalmment (sp?) when your at the funeral home. what this means is they drain out all your blood. If after that you were still alive than yes, you would be buried alive.