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SPAMGATE 2004: UBBERABBO ASSAULT!
Well Survivor Challange 2 is dead in the water. . .so why not give you boys something you're good at - SPAMMAGE!!!!! Oh yes yes sir. By now you should have seen the thread. . .
http://www.alliedassault.com/phpBB2/vie ... p?t=178712 Which brings out to the open my secret shame - and through counseling and several jugs of Albertson-SavOn vodka I'll get through it. But my pain is your gain - go forth young Spam-Masters and do me proud: 10 TGB! Points for whoever gets a reply for one of those god-awful stink-rats. 50 TBG! Points for any reply that is filled with cursing - which shouldnt be hard from her. 200 MEGA TGB! Points from the poster who gets the most vilest, nastiest reply. And ho-ho, it doesnt have to be just that little bundle of meat, it can be any of her online-support. Have at it nutjobs! And where the fuck is that "its down the road not across the street" picture. . .Whoever uses that picture in a message gets major fucking kudos. |
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Isnt there a GIF one though???!!! |
how the hell are we supposed to post there if its friends only?!
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abbo1234@aol.com uberabbo@aol.com Dont stop at just one message. . .make like Moses and release a flood |
[quote="TGB!":1ebc1][quote=Merlin122]how the hell are we supposed to post there if its friends only?![/quote]
[color=violet][b]Shes got friends who are open. These are folks unprepared for the evils of a concentrated internet-spamming. [email="abbo1234@aol.com"]abbo1234@aol.com[/email] uberabbo@aol.com Dont stop at just one message. . .make like Moses and release a flood[/b][/color][/quote:1ebc1] Let me see if i got this straight; All we have to do is send her an email, get her to set us as friends, and spam the fuck away? |
I think its virtually IMPOSSIBLE at this point for you to get her added as a friend since shell be on the lookout. If someone managed to do that so impressed would I be that they would get my moderating powers.
No - you may spam her emails or inquire about the rats and then correspond that you are going to eat them or something. . .or simply spam her friends LJ's who have not blocked off responses. Theres quite a few of them (as they are most of them idiots). Also you can bug her if you'd like on AIM - abbo1234. Get to it fuckers. |
[quote="TGB!":0ca33]I think its virtually IMPOSSIBLE at this point for you to get her added as a friend since shell be on the lookout. If someone managed to do that so impressed would I be that they would get my moderating powers.
No - you may spam her emails or inquire about the rats and then correspond that you are going to eat them or something. . .or simply spam her friends LJ's who have not blocked off responses. Theres quite a few of them (as they are most of them idiots). Also you can bug her if you'd like on AIM - abbo1234. Get to it fuckers.[/quote:0ca33] Im gonna keep you to that promise m8. biggrin: |
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i'll screw her royally with AIM but she isnt on
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How about me getting to post in HER livejournal by, say.. Sunday two weeks from now? |
so livejournal right?
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Never happen. The only way you could do that is if you somehow schmoozed her ass online (which wouldnt be tough) and got in her good graces. But if you can do it Tys I will abdicate the thrown and give you the keys to the kingdom. Bunnywoah = UberBitch. Got that fucking cunt a job and she pisses all over me shoes she does. Oh me boyos what a damn shame that was. Nice knockers though. |
just get strvs to be buddys with them using his livejournal account then we'd be set.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/strvs |
Lol - you would need some LJ fan whos been posting for awhile so the obviousness wouldnt be seen.
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I just so happen to have an old school account if I can remember what it is.
Setting myself up to swoop in and be the super-nice guy =) |
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damn, that faint_heart chick is just... damn.
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I would like to hold her, keep her safe and warm.... maybe rest my beer can on her head whilst she tongues my glands-penis... *sigh*... |
World class bitch.
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someone get me some naked pic's of her [img]http://userpic.livejournal.com/15711940/1306497[/img]
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I would like to hold her, keep her safe and warm.... maybe rest my beer can on her head whilst she tongues my glands-penis... *sigh*...[/quote:86761] rofl |
That girl isnt THAT good looking... sheesh rolleyes:
by the look of the pic, it looks as if she had elf ears put on. |
[img]http://img76.photobucket.com/albums/v232/abracadaver666/Vegas%202004/2004orror%20Fest/partyhats2.jpg[/img]
wtf? |
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wtf?[/quote:0114a]halloween all year round pwns j00 biggrin: |
She's still a bitch.
I hate the black earring bit. That shit gets on my ever-lasting fucking nerve. And the black hair. Black hair and black earrings. Woohoo such REBELLION! |
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im still having a conversation with her. here is the first part of it.
SoldatNerd (5:59:11 PM): FAT BITCH Abbo1234 (5:59:32 PM): what the fuck SoldatNerd (5:59:33 PM): toxic vagina SoldatNerd (5:59:44 PM): suck 22 dicks Abbo1234 (6:00:28 PM): who the fuck are you SoldatNerd (6:00:33 PM): Moses Abbo1234 (6:01:05 PM): okay Abbo1234 (6:01:13 PM): and what the fuck is your problem? SoldatNerd (6:01:37 PM): I dont like you Abbo1234 (6:01:42 PM): why? Abbo1234 (6:01:51 PM): i dont' even know who you are SoldatNerd (6:02:00 PM): because when you walk, you remind me of this cereal killer who killed my family SoldatNerd (6:02:04 PM): with a chese stick SoldatNerd (6:02:12 PM): you jiggle a lot Abbo1234 (6:02:20 PM): leave me the fuck alone SoldatNerd (6:02:33 PM): that picture of you in a two peace makes me want to kill white people with laser cannons Abbo1234 (6:02:46 PM): if this is you anderson Abbo1234 (6:02:49 PM): please stop it SoldatNerd (6:03:03 PM): whos anderson? Abbo1234 (6:03:18 PM): the only person who would put you up to this Abbo1234 (6:03:22 PM): or make you say this shit to me Abbo1234 (6:03:26 PM): or make you hate me SoldatNerd (6:03:27 PM): is he gay? SoldatNerd (6:03:37 PM): I saw pics of you SoldatNerd (6:03:41 PM): you look like a dude Abbo1234 (6:03:45 PM): i dn't think he's gay SoldatNerd (6:04:20 PM): http://24.58.175.68/wrist.jpg Abbo1234 signed off at 6:04:58 PM. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Session concluded at 6:05:23 PM |
Abbo1234: i guess you're going to get extra kudos from tgb
Abbo1234: cause you managed to use the picture SoldatNerd: wtf? Abbo1234: oh don't act like an idiot SoldatNerd: TGB>YUO Abbo1234: i just talked to him Abbo1234: and i know what this is all about SoldatNerd: hes got AIM? Abbo1234: yes Abbo1234: but i talked to him on the phone Abbo1234: you must have a lot of time on your hands Abbo1234: that you can sit there and harass some girl you dont' know Abbo1234: because her ex-boyfriend SoldatNerd: I use my hands to masturbate Abbo1234: was upset that she was ignoring you SoldatNerd: its funny Abbo1234: ignoring him SoldatNerd: because you take it seriously Abbo1234: why do you think its funny? SoldatNerd: what are you, 5? SoldatNerd: yes SoldatNerd: you get all upset SoldatNerd: it would give a dog a bone Abbo1234: and you wouldn't take it seriously SoldatNerd: noep Abbo1234: if you're ex was saying shit about you Abbo1234: and stalking you SoldatNerd: one did Abbo1234: oh thats right SoldatNerd: I got some crazy black chick to beat her up Abbo1234: thats because you sit there and spend your life on your little message board Abbo1234: and dont' have any girlfriends SoldatNerd: no you fat piece of man shit SoldatNerd: I have a girlfriend SoldatNerd: look at me profile Abbo1234: i feel bad for her SoldatNerd: 9-12-03 Abbo1234: get a fucking life SoldatNerd: at least she doesnt have a penis SoldatNerd: or look like a man Abbo1234: yeah Abbo1234: cause i am sooo ugly Abbo1234: come up with somethign new and original SoldatNerd: your toxic vagina killed a baby SoldatNerd: I commend you Abbo1234: i'm glad at the grasp you have on biology SoldatNerd: danke Abbo1234: and i'm glad that you are smart enough to believe everything you read on the internet Abbo1234: and everything that everybody tells you Abbo1234: that must take you far in life SoldatNerd: well... heres the thing Abbo1234: lets hear it SoldatNerd: you like war movies? Abbo1234: depends on teh war movie SoldatNerd: lets say saving private ryan SoldatNerd: ever see that? Abbo1234: yes SoldatNerd: remember in the end when the plane blows up the tank? Abbo1234: vaguely SoldatNerd: see you are like a tank SoldatNerd: not just in size SoldatNerd: but in personality SoldatNerd: you're empty and ran by other people SoldatNerd: the cannon is like your vagina Abbo1234: ahhh SoldatNerd: it kills baby Abbo1234: good one Abbo1234: you're getting more creative SoldatNerd: danke Abbo1234: i guess at the same time Abbo1234: if you're into war movies SoldatNerd: and TGB is like the airplane Abbo1234: you would know that SoldatNerd: he gets you to shut the fuck up Abbo1234: it actually helps to know your enemy SoldatNerd: just like the bikini? Abbo1234: so its interesting to hear you say stuff that means jack shit SoldatNerd: probably Abbo1234: i'm not even wearing a bikini SoldatNerd: but i like war movies Abbo1234: ahhh SoldatNerd: and TGB loves prison movies SoldatNerd: and thats why he's cooler than you Abbo1234: dont' talk to me about him SoldatNerd: oh why? Abbo1234: i promise you i know him better than you do SoldatNerd: I want to hear your side of the story Abbo1234: so don't try to tell me what he likes and dislikes in an attempt to show off Abbo1234: no you don't Abbo1234: if you did you wouldn't have started off by insulting me SoldatNerd: its not an sinsult SoldatNerd: im into plump women SoldatNerd: I swear Abbo1234: which is why you threw the word 'fat' at me like a bullet? Abbo1234: and i'm really not all that fat SoldatNerd: how much do you weigh? Abbo1234: yeah right like i'm going to tell you that SoldatNerd: then I wont believe you SoldatNerd: I need numbers Abbo1234: i don't care if you don't believe me SoldatNerd: shouldn't you be offing yourself somewhere? Abbo1234: no Abbo1234: the only reason i bothered im'ing you is because i wanted you to know that i do know whats goign on Abbo1234: and i'm not a total idiot Abbo1234: despite what tgb may say SoldatNerd: he never said tha SoldatNerd: t Abbo1234: ahh Abbo1234: one thing that he left out Abbo1234: from his usual spiel SoldatNerd: what would that be? Abbo1234: That picture of her - bleah. Shes gained so much fucking weight its disgusting - and suprisingly NONE of it is in her tits. Abbo1234: thats my favorite part SoldatNerd: owned SoldatNerd: he> you Abbo1234: how so? Abbo1234: so he made an idiot of me in front of some geeks on alliedassault.com Abbo1234: saying shit thats not even true SoldatNerd: then what is true? Abbo1234: why woudl i tell you? Abbo1234: i mean come on SoldatNerd: because i want to know Abbo1234 signed off at 7:32:17 PM. |
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this is very mean of you anderson.
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what do i do to talk to this ho
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[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":5aa35]what do i do to talk to this ho[/quote:5aa35]
become a lesser person for starters |
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HAHAHAHA Merlin rock:
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