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Maplegyver 06-15-2004 08:06 PM

a skunk just died infront of my house
 
what should i do?

Old Reliable 06-15-2004 08:06 PM

go back to page 10 to find out

Drew 06-15-2004 08:07 PM

You could burn it... hellfire:

Merlin122 06-15-2004 08:07 PM

zoner's

TonyMontana 06-15-2004 08:08 PM

lol! send it to zoner!

Coleman 06-15-2004 08:11 PM

put it in your tunnel to keep intruders away

Sergeant_Scrotum 06-15-2004 08:12 PM

take a shovel, & toss it into someone you dont likes mailbox.

Mr.Buttocks 06-15-2004 08:17 PM

Take a picture of it then send it over to Zoner.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 06-15-2004 08:20 PM

tear its azzhole open real wide & wear it on your head like that davy crockett chap

Mr.Buttocks 06-15-2004 08:23 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":2c551]tear its azzhole open real wide & wear it on your head like that davy crockett chap[/quote:2c551]

Hmmm...practical AND stylish - I like it! happy:

Nyck 06-15-2004 08:24 PM

def buttsechs

06-15-2004 08:25 PM

soak it in gasoline and fuel oil and torch it, only way to incinerate the smell

Mr.Buttocks 06-15-2004 08:26 PM

I love the smell of skunk in the morning. It smells like......skunk. oOo:

Eight Ace 06-15-2004 08:58 PM

some folk'll never eat a skunk,
but there again some folk'll
like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!

Pyro 06-15-2004 09:37 PM

fuck it and send it to zoner for sloppy seconds.

Mr.Buttocks 06-15-2004 09:42 PM

Ban Pyro.

JBird 06-15-2004 09:53 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":c1143]some folk'll never eat a skunk,
but there again some folk'll
like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel![/quote:c1143]

hey i can see my maw from here.....HEY MAW!


rock:

some folk'll never lose a toe,
but then again some folk'll

biggrin:

1080jibber 06-15-2004 10:08 PM

you could take pic's of it

Mr.Buttocks 06-15-2004 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
you could take pic's of it

eek:




I wonder how this Skunk died? Was it from natural causes? Or did it die in one of maple's vietcong-esque boobytraps.....? eek:

Unknown_Sniper 06-15-2004 10:22 PM

dude, go with me on this one. Get a video camera, film yourself walking up to the dead skunk, start dancing around naked and singing like a little girl. Then roll around in the skunk, bite its head off, put it in a box marked to zoner, rape the body then put it on your head, then make a copy of the tape send it to the animal lovers and put it up on here. covers all bases and its funny.

Zoner 06-16-2004 06:11 AM

Yeah, bring it to me so I can jam it up yer arse and send you home on the 95 OCTranspo bus. biggrin:

Hawke 06-16-2004 07:15 AM

Hang it from the top of your tunnel.

1080jibber 06-16-2004 10:11 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":adbad]Ban Pyro.[/quote:adbad]

never!!, he is a god on this forum

Tystnad 06-16-2004 10:26 AM

Wam a stick up its bum and use it as your totem to scare the neighbours' kids away from your tunnel.

Chappy 06-16-2004 10:50 AM

put it on a pike and start a gang called the dead stinkpussies

commence fighting the police and the native americans

Mr.Buttocks 06-16-2004 10:52 AM

[quote=1080jibber]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":62729
Ban Pyro.

never!!, he is a god on this forum[/quote:62729]

Ban 1080jibber.

Short Hand 06-16-2004 10:57 AM

umm... do the normal thing.........fucking remove it from the property then dispose of it the proper way ? has this not occured to any fucktard yet ?

Mr.Buttocks 06-16-2004 10:58 AM

[quote="Short Hand":23409]umm... do the normal thing.........fucking remove it from the property then dispose of it the proper way ? has this not occured to any fucktard yet ?[/quote:23409]

oOo:

TonyMontana 06-16-2004 11:33 AM

[quote="Short Hand":b3fc7]umm... do the normal thing.........fucking remove it from the property then dispose of it the proper way ? has this not occured to any fucktard yet ?[/quote:b3fc7]

You're no fun

1080jibber 06-16-2004 11:35 AM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":8a77f][quote=1080jibber]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":8a77f
Ban Pyro.

never!!, he is a god on this forum[/quote:8a77f]

Ban 1080jibber.[/quote:8a77f]

never!!, he is a god on this forum

Maplegyver 06-16-2004 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Yeah, bring it to me so I can jam it up yer arse and send you home on the 95 OCTranspo bus. biggrin:

lol
our buses suck oOo:



i think it died from my vietnamese boobytraps in my front lawn

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-16-2004 07:52 PM

g1v3 1t ze buttsexse!!!!!!!!!

CoMaToSe 06-17-2004 08:08 AM

what you gotta do is film urself bursting the stink bag in its lower back, then lick it, eat its pussy, then wear the ass as a hat and send the top to zoner

Mr.Buttocks 06-17-2004 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
what you gotta do is film urself bursting the stink bag in its lower back, then lick it, eat its pussy, then wear the ass as a hat and send the top to zoner

stfu.


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