posting in self narrative...
 

peter did it once on family guy, where he lived in narrative for a while...

anyway ill start

"as i sat on the computer trying to figure out how to start this amazing idea i had, my balls began to feel a peculiar itching sensation. i had been at work earlier at that day, and yet they were still quite sweaty. i smelled my hand to detect the intensity of the ballsweat. it smelled like fajitas..."

"After I read the initial post, I had an idea. I wondered if using under-arm deoderant would work for my balls. I sat for a few minutes pondering and pondering...and pondering. I then rushed to the bathroom and used 'Red Zone' on my ballsac. It felt like i just sat on a piece of ice...such a cool sensation. We will see if it works."

SS does not perticullarly like the idea of writing in third person in a thread he finds as stupid as this. but SS thought what the hell & gave it a shot.

static tried to try and know what third person is, but fails so just pretends

oOo:

OK, let's get this straight. 3rd person you use "They, He, She, It, etc" pronouns. 1st person uses "Me, I, We, etc" pronouns. This is only a narrative.

as i stood here, looking at the screen, i wondered what 2nd person was and how i could get there.

[quote="Garry Coleman":75ce1]OK, let's get this straight. 3rd person you use "They, He, She, It, etc" pronouns. 1st person uses "Me, I, We, etc" pronouns. This is only a narrative.[/quote:75ce1]

"I did not understand at the time of the reading, but I knew I was a cute man."

oOo:

"and as the days rolled by like oleander harvests, I realized that the previous statement was not only erroneous and fallous, but also resembled gary colemans burnt phallus."

I obviously knew that this thread was going to turn into a gay porno movie with aa.com characters so I sat back with a box of tissues in one hand & some baby lotion in the other & awaited the irresistible action.

oOo:

"You should have thought differently and looked it up. You now are wondering, why the hell is Coleman so God damn sexy? You don't need to wonder...just accept."





To get 2nd person, just use "you". It's not used that much in literature.

as i look at his post i realised the poor fool didnt know what sarcasm was

while i read this thread, i realise how homo it is

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Oh dip, I thought everyone used the sarcasm brackets [] when posting with sarcasm.

After reading through the initial topic posts, I decided that my own material
wouldn't work too well so I opted to quote the man himself:

[quote:4322b]
I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal
Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but
somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow
more aware of her aging. The bright exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to
grow dull and listless, with the long fatigue of a weary life....I awoke several hours later in a daze.[/quote:4322b]

I thought 3rd person was when you talked like...

"Quze feels like masturbating to the AA.com photo album thread. Quze stopped at the picture of Garry coleman and started to....

'tis.

oOo:

ok, this thread went to hell. Good try.

haha yeah i tried

maybe the shakespearean literature forums will recieve it with more pizazz

After receiving the lethal enjection of pensi, I, myself, bltiz a. krautenheiser, searched for the antidote, but alas, it was in a deep cavern amidst a deep hairy forest. 8ace's penis... oOo:

As I touched the redwood tree of a penis, I shuddered, having thought if something quite as large as this were to ever blow hot gooey liquid on me, I shall die instantly, or would i... oOo:

I thought day after day, night after night, and I came to the conclusion, if something so vast and disgusting could plug this gianourmous mammoth of a penis, I could save the world.... oOo:

I thought long and hard and saw such an object, Alas his name, Shorthand, his occupation u ask?Wannabe Heeb Bodybuilder, I plugged his giant ass into the penis and saved the day..

stfu

I suggested to Maple that he use the narrative form in telling Blitz to STFU...

i looked at blitz's posts and realized he was supposed to be dead, but then again, i thought, perhaps it was another blitz, and this had all just been a lot of malarky.

After reading the last few posts I realised that the oracle was right & after much self-indulgence my carriage arrived with a certain grace & style. The end result was a replica of Jackson Pollocks Lavender Mist upon my liquid crystal computerweb display.

"I was sitting down, minding my own business...buckweed starts talking shit on an internet forum. I get up and go to his house, he shut the fuck up cuz he is scared."

Unknown_sniper just arrives home after a lot of sex at his gf's house. HE gets out and grabs some cookies and milk. He walks up the stairs to find this thread and writes this stupid piece of shit response.

Re: posting in self narrative...
 

ROFL! so true biggrin:

short hand slowly brings his hand down to his cock, he starts to slowly caress it as if it were life itself, he then see margeret thatcher on the news, boner dissapears. short hand opens up picture of pyro, boner comes back with immense size and vulgarity. pleasure is had in the bulk.

As Hawke reads the posts in this thread, his ass begins to itch. He then sticks his finger in his bum and pulls it out. He smells finger and vomits. He then begins to type this message. He notices he got some poo on the T key. He then remember DJ's post about Family Guy. He remembers that episode and starves for Family Guy. He remembers he owns all of the seasons of Family Guy and becomes happy. He then finishes this post to watch Family Guy.