Collin Farrell says eat your heart out John Holmes
 

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"Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell's first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses - after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it." Even director Michael Mayer admits, "It was distracting." In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle."




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congarts?

On the same page:

"Liv Tyler Pregnant"

Coincidence? Yeah, probably.

Nice work, Colin. All us irish descendents have huge wangs. biggrin:

excuse me maam do you have any Irish in you?


want some?


Oh Snap that line is great eek:

i guess im irish cool:

I wish I was Irish and Black...I would own all of your white women

i was actually coling farells nude double i nthat movie. becasue his pen0r was to small so they used my monster c0k

Did you have to grow the unibrow too, maple...to be truly convincing?

I'm half Irish.


I guess that explains while half of my cock is huge while the other is tiny and shrivled.

sleeping:

See Gerard, now you know why I always ask to see yours.

yes

eek:

rock:

Colin farrell hung likea horse huh, probably the dick on his head thats of any real size.

probably used a penis pump before the shot

Im a SEXY French man! Nobody can be a sexy as us French Sexy People!

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":5f8bf]Im a SEXY French man! Nobody can be a sexy as us French Sexy People![/quote:5f8bf]

eek:

Stfu fifi

[quote=Gerard] eek:

Stfu fifi[/quote:53dca]

MY FEELINGS HAVE BEEN HURT!

shuteth

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":699ac][quote=Gerard] eek:

Stfu fifi[/quote:699ac]

MY FEELINGS HAVE BEEN HURT![/quote:699ac]


jesus h. christ. rolleyes:




happy:

Whos John Holmes?

eek:

[quote:58d71]John Holmes. The most precise measurement ever given for the length
of John Holmes' penis was 12.58 inches[/quote:58d71]

So let me get this straight. You're giving me a weird look for not knowing the length of another mans schlong? You sir, have cracked.

John Holmes was a big (no pun intended) pr0n star in the early '70's. Ugly SOB too. I think he went to prison after a girl was murdered in his house. The story was that the police asked his neighbors if they heard anything. They said. "We heard some girl screaming." the police asked, "why didn't you call the police?!" The neighbor replied, "We always heard girls screaming in that house."

If I had a HUGE dick i'd fight to keep it in the movie as well. C'mon, that's everyone's dream--getting your enormously large penis publicized.

Coleman, the dick is staying out.....give it up biggrin:

I'm am not a homosexual thank you very much (I love Judas...but that shouldn't make me gay. If anything that is heterosexual; that's another story).

How else do you think Farell became a huge star? His acting?? HAH.

He fucked all the producers in the ass, and they were like "dear cocklin farell omfg dood, u can be in this new movie, p.s thx for the pleasur, love producer"

[quote="Garry Coleman":d4f37]If I had a HUGE dick i'd fight to keep it in the movie as well. C'mon, that's everyone's dream--getting your enormously large penis publicized.[/quote:d4f37]

Publicize your penis here at aa.com Garry. SHOW ME YOUR CATHOLIC PENIS!!!

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":32692][quote="Garry Coleman":32692]If I had a HUGE dick i'd fight to keep it in the movie as well. C'mon, that's everyone's dream--getting your enormously large penis publicized.[/quote:32692]

Publicize your penis here at aa.com Garry. SHOW ME YOUR CATHOLIC PENIS!!![/quote:32692]If Kelly Kapowski had an account on these forums, I would think about it.

I'd rather have a 9-10 incher than a horse cok.

Fo weel, horse cock means no women will want to be stuffed by your salami. At least, no women a normal guy would want.