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Hollywood 06-24-2004 12:30 PM

Haha SA describes all of you tools
 
http://www.somethingawful.com front article. Pure genius

geRV 06-24-2004 12:33 PM

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no eek:

TonyMontana 06-24-2004 12:33 PM

[quote:29806] Seriously talks about playing competitive gaming as a career path.

Brags about "endorsement deals" but neglects to mention they are from Sam's Heating and Air Conditioning, Hank's Burger Tub, and Bawls. A 90 year old woman could get an endorsement deal for crossing the street from Bawls.

Has a Cafépress store selling shirts that use their spray tag from Half Life. Their spray tag probably incorporates a skull.

Administers a private clan server with unbelievably draconian and pointless rules like "no jumping up stairs", "address clan members as 'sir'", or "using the sniper rifle equal kick ban". Will kick anyone off the server who is not treating a match with the seriousness of a doctor performing open heart surgery on the president. [/quote:29806]

ahahah

Pyro 06-24-2004 12:35 PM

Good, no mention of RPGs. (MMORPGs suck don't count)

geRV 06-24-2004 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
Good, no mention of RPGs. (MMORPGs suck don't count)

You could probably write a novel on gamers and rpg's and i dont think he could be bothered.

Jotun 06-24-2004 01:28 PM

bahahahaha, its so true!

Bleuachdu 06-24-2004 01:46 PM

This clearly doesn't apply to Hollywood as he is obviously overzealous about Transformers, not online gaming

sleeping:

TGB! 06-24-2004 04:08 PM

Chris is obviously part of that small .009% niche of gamer that is both well adjusted and inter-gaming-skilled.

Bucknub 06-24-2004 04:10 PM

[quote="TGB!":0e2cc]Chris is obviously part of that small .009% niche of gamer that is both well adjusted and inter-gaming-skilled.[/quote:0e2cc]


Is that suppose to be a shot at me?

Zoner 06-25-2004 07:21 AM

Hollywood = named Chris too

geRV 06-25-2004 07:22 AM

[quote="TGB!":3a882]Chris is obviously part of that small .009% niche of gamer that is both well adjusted and inter-gaming-skilled.[/quote:3a882]

"i havn't played this game in 4 months"

*cough* oOo: rolleyes:

Hollywood 06-25-2004 09:18 AM

Haha every time I join the aM server I own it up and end up either getting kicked or TK'd annoy:

Machette 06-25-2004 09:20 AM

sleeping:

Bucknub 06-25-2004 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Hollywood = named Chris too

whoops, my bad.

geRV 06-25-2004 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
Haha every time I join the aM server I own it up and end up either getting kicked or TK'd annoy:

Callin bullshit on that.

Machette 06-25-2004 09:25 AM

wtf gerv

TonyMontana 06-25-2004 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
Haha every time I join the aM server I own it up and end up either getting kicked or TK'd annoy:

Callin bullshit on that.


TGB! 06-25-2004 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
Haha every time I join the aM server I own it up and end up either getting kicked or TK'd annoy:

Holy god help me I nearly shitted my pants. I've YET to see this a-hole kicked or TK'd by any aM member. . .not our fault the general public can spot your inherent a-holeness.

geRV 06-25-2004 09:45 AM

[quote="TGB!":4dd99]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
Haha every time I join the aM server I own it up and end up either getting kicked or TK'd annoy:

Holy god help me I nearly shitted my pants. I've YET to see this a-hole kicked or TK'd by any aM member. . .not our fault the general public can spot your inherent a-holeness.[/quote:4dd99]

Probably smurfs, then if as usual hes getting his ass handed to him we won't know its him. gg oOo:

Coleman 06-25-2004 09:53 AM

[quote=Gerard]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "TGB!":4e1d8
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
Haha every time I join the aM server I own it up and end up either getting kicked or TK'd annoy:

Holy god help me I nearly shitted my pants. I've YET to see this a-hole kicked or TK'd by any aM member. . .not our fault the general public can spot your inherent a-holeness.

Probably smurfs, then if as usual hes getting his ass handed to him we won't know its him. gg oOo:[/quote:4e1d8]I didn't think we had friendly fire on when it's open to the public...

jujumantb 06-25-2004 10:11 AM

wheres the aM server?

Bucknub 06-25-2004 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
wheres the aM server?

Just look for the only server on the net that no one plays in.

TGB! 06-25-2004 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
wheres the aM server?

Just look for the only server on the net that no one plays in.

[quote="BucKweEd's Inner Boy":d2719]I pubbed in the aM server and didnt get picked and all I got was this lousy avatar. . .:([/quote:d2719]

Short Hand 06-25-2004 11:55 AM

holly wood x holly wood

Judas 06-25-2004 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
sleeping:

[img]http://www.amsbaugh.com/aan/TeamAAN/blackomega2.jpg[/img]

Hollywood 06-25-2004 01:47 PM

There is rarely anyone on the server, but this was before you guys switched to BF and then came back. WF tk'd me the last time I was on, but I stayed a little while anyway.

Judas 06-25-2004 01:49 PM

weve been scrimming aan some.

i think we are practicing tonight. hook something up master gamer.

Bucknub 06-25-2004 02:05 PM

[quote="TGB!":df18c]
Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
Quote:

Originally Posted by jujumantb
wheres the aM server?

Just look for the only server on the net that no one plays in.

[quote="BucKweEd's Inner Boy":df18c]I pubbed in the aM server and didnt get picked and all I got was this lousy avatar. . .:([/quote:df18c][/quote:df18c]

How could I get picked when there isnt anyone in there?

TGB! 06-25-2004 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood
There is rarely anyone on the server, but this was before you guys switched to BF and then came back. WF tk'd me the last time I was on, but I stayed a little while anyway.

Get the fuck over yourself grasshopper. I've tked WF and vice versa amongst EVERY member. Theres a difference between fucking around and "being n00bish". You wanna make it seem like theres some vast conspiracy against you when really noone can pass up the opp. to bash the "greatest player in the world" against the back of the head.

And as Judas said - you're there when its Chris vs. aM and some pub-players; but when the organized beat down occurs - you're nowhere to be found.

Noones discounting you play well - but your shit aint even close to being golden my friend. You're just one of thousands of "good players".

sleeping:

TGB! 06-25-2004 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
How could I get picked when there isnt anyone in there?

rolleyes: Yea you're right. You werent trying to get noticed when CoD first came out. My how fucked my history is.

My pet name for you was Cold #2.

TGB! 06-25-2004 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
How could I get picked when there isnt anyone in there?

rolleyes: Yea you're right. You werent trying to get noticed when CoD first came out. My how fucked my history is.

My pet name for you was Cold #2.

Bucknub 06-25-2004 02:12 PM

gg double post

TGB! 06-25-2004 02:53 PM

I'm a mod. I do what I want.

I have been thinking about holding celebrations for your one week anniversary of being allowed to post in the Officers Forum.

Judas 06-25-2004 02:56 PM

[quote="TGB!":b2c13][color=violet][b]I'm a mod. I do what I want.
[/quote:b2c13]



biggrin:


set us up a scrim for tonight 10 pm est hollyb00b. well be on ... you can show us up then.

Bucknub 06-25-2004 03:12 PM

[quote="TGB!":68226]I'm a mod. I do what I want.

I have been thinking about holding celebrations for your one week anniversary of being allowed to post in the Officers Forum.
[/quote:68226]

really? wow, thanks man.

Zoner 06-26-2004 06:41 AM

I baked you one...

[img]http://www.jerriblank.com/cake.jpg[/img]

...but this bitch fucked it up. Congratz anyway. rock:

Mr.Buttocks 06-26-2004 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner

[img]http://www.jerriblank.com/cake.jpg[/img]

Dirty skank. annoy:

wintersforge 06-26-2004 09:49 AM

weve scrimmed your black mamba squad a few times... sleeping:

you are an average COD player. show up next we scrim you...or you dont want to look bad in front of your mates?

either way shut it...same ole tired story over and over from you chris...and my same ole tired answer...show up or stfu....till you show up..... sleeping:

geRV 06-26-2004 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wintersforge
weve scrimmed your black mamba squad a few times... sleeping:

you are an average COD player. show up next we scrim you...or you dont want to look bad in front of your mates?

either way shut it...same ole tired story over and over from you chris...and my same ole tired answer...show up or stfu....till you show up..... sleeping:

rock:

TGB! 06-26-2004 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Quote:

Originally Posted by wintersforge
weve scrimmed your black mamba squad a few times... sleeping:

you are an average COD player. show up next we scrim you...or you dont want to look bad in front of your mates?

either way shut it...same ole tired story over and over from you chris...and my same ole tired answer...show up or stfu....till you show up..... sleeping:

rock:

Wont ever happen. I know it. You know it. WF knows it. Chris sure as hell knows it.

"it is better to keep ones IP address of the aM server and be thought an average player. . .
than to log on and remove all doubt" - Mark Twain


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