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MrLevinstein 07-04-2004 08:01 PM

Laugh at ricer fools
 
http://www.laughatrice.com

Funny site, yall should take a gander theres more then enough Sparco seats, fart cans, nos stickers and unpained body kits for everyone.

Rundown of the site:2 Guys that are cart pushers at wal-mart pick out their favorite examples of shameless rice and do the only thing you can do, point and laugh.

Hell I even seen short hands speed machine in the pics.

Mr.Buttocks 07-04-2004 08:08 PM

Ban cars.

Sgt. Paine 07-04-2004 08:11 PM

[img]http://www.laughatrice.com/images/Gallery12/g12p1.jpg[/img]

enough said.

Old Reliable 07-04-2004 08:16 PM

[quote="Sgt. Paine":6f9b2][img]http://www.laughatrice.com/images/Gallery12/g12p1.jpg[/img]

enough said.[/quote:6f9b2]

LMFAO happy:

Short Hand 07-04-2004 08:19 PM

RX-7
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides/00020588.jpg[/img]
Celica
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides/00021843.jpg[/img]
RX-7
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides/00006134.gif[/img]
Eclispe
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides/00012071.jpg[/img]
Supra
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides/00011128.jpg[/img]
Supra
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides/00004312.jpg[/img]

North American. V

SC2
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides/00009952.jpg[/img]
FIero
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides/00000152.jpg[/img]
Cavalier (wow levinstein ?)
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides/00019820.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides2/6003.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides2/6004.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides2/5997.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides2/5999.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides2/6000.jpg[/img]

Stealth
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides/00015153.jpg[/img]

WOW LOOk AT THIS LEVY.................. (ITS YOUR COMARO AND IT LOOKS AMAZING !!!!!)
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides/00015587.jpg[/img]



-now stfu and stop laughing at rice. it ownz your ass.[/list]

Old Reliable 07-04-2004 08:19 PM

LMFAO...rainbow brite anyone?

Machette 07-04-2004 08:21 PM

OMG RICER LEET K

MrLevinstein 07-04-2004 08:23 PM

Yeah get the fuck out of my thread, thats even more laughage at rice all those cars and I wouldnt be caught fucking dead in them. 80,000 in mods cant buy you fucking class or a 13 second quarter mile can it. Lick my nuts you fucking dumb canuck

imported_Grim_Reaper 07-04-2004 08:24 PM

[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides2/5999.jpg[/img]

id never wanna drive that... id be blinded by the interior

Old Reliable 07-04-2004 08:27 PM

[img]http://www.bmw.com/generic/de/de/products/automobiles/3series/sedan/img/introduction_front.jpg[/img]

rock:

Short Hand 07-04-2004 08:27 PM

that grey supra.

Toyota Supra RZ [844 rwhp / 1156 hp @ flywheel

lol and it still isn't fully modded out.

MrLevinstein 07-04-2004 08:27 PM

[quote="Grim_Reaper":c84b7][img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides2/5999.jpg[/img]

id never wanna drive that... id be blinded by the interior[/quote:c84b7]

80 guages for what, he prolly doesnt evn have nitrous. No rplacement for displacement. Short im confused how your huge ego and muscle can fit in your super fast cav that sure looks faster than it goes!

Short Hand 07-04-2004 08:28 PM

[quote=MrLevinstein]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Grim_Reaper":734c3
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides2/5999.jpg[/img]

id never wanna drive that... id be blinded by the interior

80 guages for what, he prolly doesnt evn have nitrous. No rplacement for displacement. Short im confused how your huge ego and muscle can fit in your super fast cav that sure looks faster than it goes![/quote:734c3]

did you look at the other fucking pictures dumbass it does have an itrous bottle the fuck in it.
gg retard.

Old Reliable 07-04-2004 08:28 PM

[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides/00012071.jpg[/img]

LMAO-nasa's new space shuttle?

MrLevinstein 07-04-2004 08:31 PM

[quote="Short Hand":15cd7][quote=MrLevinstein]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Grim_Reaper":15cd7
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides2/5999.jpg[/img]

id never wanna drive that... id be blinded by the interior

80 guages for what, he prolly doesnt evn have nitrous. No rplacement for displacement. Short im confused how your huge ego and muscle can fit in your super fast cav that sure looks faster than it goes![/quote:15cd7]

did you look at the other fucking pictures dumbass it does have an itrous bottle the fuck in it.
gg retard.[/quote:15cd7]

OMG NITROUS IS THE GREAT EQUILIZER. Maybe if they could take more then a 50 hp shot to a 1.9l motor they could be fast

110 heartpouding v-tec horsepower
50 shot of cheesy nos still to get your ass pounded by an american car

160 hp. WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW l337.

Lambo doors on a 15 thousand doller economy car, also leet.

Short Hand 07-04-2004 08:33 PM

[quote=MrLevinstein][quote="Short Hand":4cd91]
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Grim_Reaper":4cd91
[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides2/5999.jpg[/img]

id never wanna drive that... id be blinded by the interior

80 guages for what, he prolly doesnt evn have nitrous. No rplacement for displacement. Short im confused how your huge ego and muscle can fit in your super fast cav that sure looks faster than it goes!

did you look at the other fucking pictures dumbass it does have an itrous bottle the fuck in it.
gg retard.[/quote:4cd91]

OMG NITROUS IS THE GREAT EQUILIZER. Maybe if they could take more then a 50 hp shot to a 1.9l motor they could be fast

110 heartpouding v-tec horsepower
50 shot of cheesy nos still to get your ass pounded by an american car

160 hp. WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW l337.

Lambo doors on a 15 thousand doller economy car, also leet.[/quote:4cd91]

again yor fucking retarded.

1. cav's have a eco tech - not a fucking v tec civic engine.

2. its a 2.4 litre in the z24 & a 2.2 in the ruglar

3. the Z24 generates 150hp stock

4. That one above boasts 600 HP +.

5.gg retard.

imported_Grim_Reaper 07-04-2004 08:35 PM

[img]http://www.ridejudge.com/rides2/5997.jpg[/img]

wtf?! is that a tv monitor... honestly who'd watch that....

Old Reliable 07-04-2004 08:36 PM

um...when you're bored...and are leaning on your trunk...andw anna watch tv annoy:

Short Hand 07-04-2004 08:37 PM

its a show car, professional, those guyz go into compition's to win money etc etc etc. That wins judges over a lot.

imported_Grim_Reaper 07-04-2004 08:37 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":ca7d5]um...when you're bored...and are leaning on your trunk...andw anna watch tv annoy:[/quote:ca7d5]

yes of course! i do that everyday eek:

Old Reliable 07-04-2004 08:39 PM

http://jaymz.sytes.net/mike/php/viewtop ... highlight=

lmfao

Short Hand 07-04-2004 08:45 PM

another thing to add. I don't fucking add any cosmetics to my car, the only upgraded exterior peices im puttingon are motegi rims. (one of my current rims needs to be replaced from a recent flat on a a good ole downhill. (complete blow out). euro's are fucking hideous unless they are on a proper fully done up car, 90 % of body kits are hideous as well.

MrLevinstein 07-04-2004 08:51 PM

[quote="Short Hand":f3a65]

again yor fucking retarded.

1. cav's have a eco tech - not a fucking v tec civic engine.

2. its a 2.4 litre in the z24 & a 2.2 in the ruglar

3. the Z24 generates 150hp stock

4. That one above boasts 600 HP +.

5.gg retard.[/quote:f3a65]

OMG THE LEET ECO TECH WITH 150 HORSE? GAWD DAMN THAT MAKES ME WET THINKING OF ALL THOSE RAW PONIES.

600+ hp on a stock I4 bottom end? yeah right. How much hp came from those nos bottles 100? and how much from the stickers at least 450 hp raw power mang

Old Reliable 07-04-2004 08:58 PM

rims are fuckin retarded...whoc ares

imported_Grim_Reaper 07-04-2004 08:59 PM

i hate it when ppl put shiny rims on a shitty car... they would have been better off to just buy a nice car with already nice rims...

Sergeant_Scrotum 07-04-2004 09:04 PM

When people type in all caps they come trough much clearer & get their point across much better. also easy on the eyes. annoy:

MrLevinstein 07-04-2004 09:07 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":0690e]When people type in all caps they come trough much clearer & get their point across much better. also easy on the eyes. annoy:[/quote:0690e]

Oh sue me.

elstatec 07-04-2004 09:10 PM

and quit arguing shorthand, you suck.

Machette 07-04-2004 09:13 PM

MrLevinstein is leet

Dragonwraith 07-04-2004 09:15 PM

sleeping:

TonyMontana 07-04-2004 09:18 PM

69 mustang fastback > *

but some ricer cars are nice, but jesus christ who let this guy choose these colors.....

[img]http://www.cartpushers.net/lar3.jpg[/img]

MrLevinstein 07-04-2004 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machette
MrLevinstein is leet

teh word

Conscript 07-04-2004 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrLevinstein
Lambo doors on a 15 thousand doller economy car, also leet.

Yeah..Half the time on cars that they arent made for the doors can take it can break off..Wear+tear=owned

1080jibber 07-04-2004 09:49 PM

rice was cool when small mods where being done, but now the whole dam cars are plastic. plus i thought that neon lights died in the 80's

Pick Axe 07-04-2004 10:03 PM

rice = annoy:

true muscle = Leet

[img]http://www.hemmings.com/images/classifieds/ACFB348.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.hemmings.com/images/classifieds/15.jpg[/img]

This is a 68 Camaro SS 396. It now has a 462 c.i. V8 (There is NO replacement for displacement). and it runs over 500 hp.

Machette 07-04-2004 10:05 PM

thats leet

Efilnikufesin 07-04-2004 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana
69 mustang fastback > *

but some ricer cars are nice, but jesus christ who let this guy choose these colors.....

[img]http://www.cartpushers.net/lar3.jpg[/img]

the Nissan GT-R Badges are retarded freak:

[quote="Short Hand":041e8]90 % of body kits are hideous as well. [/quote:041e8]

Wow....Gomer Pyle isn't completely retarded

07-04-2004 10:43 PM

speaking of ricers, I think some of you may get a kick out of this story:

I was driving along, it was a beautiful day so I had windows down. I happen to be behind some ricer fool in some kind of Toyota. We start driving up a hill, his car sounds like a friggin bumble bee on speed (gg fart muffler); the noise gets louder and louder (from the ricer)as we climb the hill; yet my car's tach does not exceed 2.5k revs oOo:


EDIT: damn those cars SH posted are fucked up
ricers are good for one thing, target practice biggrin:

Fireal 07-04-2004 11:05 PM

eek:

SoLiDUS 07-05-2004 12:39 AM

I went to the local diner with a few friends and outside was 5 riced up
tardmobiles. Needless to say, the drivers were easily spotted inside...

I would've thrown a grenade under their table if it was available to me.
The only acceptable modification has to do with your sound system. If
it has to be done, don't overdo it.


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