WTF is going on with the forums?
 

They seem to be sluggish when you submit a post. eek:

Are they dying?

It's been worse.

Used to crash every hour.

There's been a rash of double-post sightings reported. The phone here at Buttocks HQ hasn't stopped ringing all night.

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":a7865]There's been a rash of double-post sightings reported. The phone here at Buttocks HQ hasn't stopped ringing all night.[/quote:a7865]

ROFL funniest thing youve ever said. Youre Ok in my book now

everyone remembers the phbb errors that plagued us

phpbb : critical error

you think this is bad? noobs these days...pfft.

best thread in weeks...

Yeah, seriously. phpBB2 critical error: Could not connect to database

When I was a mod and deleted a post, it would crash the entire forum.

You noobers need some edumacation.

Ya damn noobs. Hah!

nubs

rock:

dance:

happy:

most recently

General Error

Couldn't get mail server response codes

DEBUG MODE

Line : 164
File : /usr/www/servers/alliedassault.com/phpBB2/includes/smtp.php


Template created by Vereor

I got this the other day:

General PMT Error

Couldn't get pussy server response tampon codes

DECUNT MODE

Line : 696969
File : /usr/www/tiddler/alliedcrotchassault.com/ph.pr0n.BB2/includes/cockholster.php


Template created by BeanFlicker

prolly some h4x0r

Re: WTF is going on with the forums?
 

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":b92e0]They seem to be sluggish when you submit a post. eek:

Are they dying?[/quote:b92e0]

Because I'm coding our future website and messing around with the current db at the same time, I have employed a more aggressive backup stance, which eats memory and processing cycles. That should explain the sluggish you described. freak:

It was ALOT worse before.

You said it! I can remember back in '71, that was only a couple years after this forum was created. Internet connections back then were luck to be 3bits/s. Even one porn popup took almost a day to load. So you can imagine trying to use this forum, thats why we were unable to rack up many posts over the first 30 years this has been running.

She's gonna die one day, the ol' bitch. I love her death god bless her, I wanna dry hump her [/HEADER]

More like every 5 minutes.

seriously...and it would get real anoying when you were engaging in half page flames and spent like 10 minutes writing it and then the forum would die.