morning wood
 

im sure you all get it

It's so inconvienent when taking a piss in the morning. anyway to prevent it?????

One way to prevent it is to pork your girl in the ass the minute you wake up. Works everytime.

imwithstupid:

This man speaks nothing but the truth. cool:

well in some cases, you may be "porking" a man in the ass, but its basically the same idea..

Re: morning wood
 

think about your grandma

Re: morning wood
 

that might only add to the problem, only safe bet is porking... lots of porking.

Re: morning wood
 

true true

I get morning wood every morning, it sucks. I can piss fine with a boner, but its the fact of walking around the house while pitching a tent.

No, for real...if I get head/sex/whatever the night before...i'll wake up with no problems down stairs... happy:

I usually have fires at night.

try one of these 2 remedys of hiding wood:

1. the "stash and dash"

2. the "tuck and duck"

tuck and duck is most effective.

pee-bones rule...

I get it if I really have to piss for some reason. Other than that I'm good.

Wtf is tuck and duck

Re: morning wood
 

try sleeping on your back/side. sleeping on your stomach like i do, mostly causes it. i've been recently sleeping on my side, and it's become less common.

I wish I could piss fine with a boner, but it is just so fucking big ed:

stand further back from the toilet....beter aim ...i too have that rpoblem buck biggrin:

This thread is......... oOo: .to say the least.

If you wanna get rid of a moner, just jerk it right then and there. Simple as that, no need to make a whole thread on the issue.

I always get a bon0r when I tierd & especially when I'm on trains or the bus. It's great when the bus stops & i stand up & poke an ole grandma or some kid in the eye w/ my heavily engorged spooj rifle

oOo:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":73826]I always get a bon0r when I tierd & especially when I'm on trains or the bus. It's great when the bus stops & i stand up & poke an ole grandma or some kid in the eye w/ my heavily engorged spooj rifle[/quote:73826]

heavily engorged spooj rifle. my god that is gold! happy:

hehe same here happy:

Anyone here sneezed whilst taking a piss?


















cuss:

Word pain in the world is when your getting done with a piss and if you pull your boxers down like me if you accidently release the strap too quick, and it hits you plumly in the sack.

your not getting laid enough oOo:

I never get it because i sleep on my back or side. But what really sucks is trying to piss right after firing off a round. its impossable for the following 15min.

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":d755d]I never get it because i sleep on my back or side. But what really sucks is trying to piss right after firing off a round. its impossable for the following 15min.[/quote:d755d]

dont ya just hate that cuss:

[quote=Himmler]dont ya just hate that cuss:[/quote:ac1da]

You cant piss after jerking it?

I always piss like straight after to wash out any leftovers.

(This thread has officially become totally disgusting dance: )

[quote=Tripper]You cant piss after jerking it?

I always piss like straight after to wash out any leftovers.

(This thread has officially become totally disgusting dance: )[/quote:f8e76]Me too!

meh, I just tuck it down and forget about it

I don't mind a morning stiffy in bed, but I get wood
at the bus stop now...fucken daylight saving. annoy:

if you cant pee with a b0n0r pee in the bathtub

[quote="Eight Ace":f3ff9]I don't mind a morning stiffy in bed, but I get wood
at the bus stop now...fucken daylight saving. annoy:[/quote:f3ff9]

lmao...

I think about cricket.

I can piss after jerking it, it's a little bid harder to do though, plus it feels really good happy:

i dont have morning wood because i wake up in the afternoon.

tuck and duck! only up.

wtf...why the hell do all of you have freakin boners when you wake up? That happened to me when I was about 13...but not now...

someone has no sex drive.....