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how to increase sexual energy by eating certain foods? annoy:

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[quote="Old Reliable":36f6c]how to increase sexual energy by eating certain foods? annoy:[/quote:36f6c]

eek:

Eat a balanced diet, exercise frequently, and get plenty of rest.

Edit: And don't look at porn.

Or... conversly, do lots of drugs, lay around the house, eat junk food, and watch nothing but porn.

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[quote="Mr.Buttocks":ef8bc][quote="Old Reliable":ef8bc]how to increase sexual energy by eating certain foods? annoy:[/quote:ef8bc]

eek:

Eat a balanced diet, exercise frequently, and get plenty of rest.

Edit: And don't look at porn.[/quote:ef8bc]

meh im already doin that, magics not happenin

[quote="Kraut Killer":23ec4]Or... conversly, do lots of drugs, lay around the house, eat junk food, and watch nothing but porn.[/quote:23ec4]

this man is wise...

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[quote="Old Reliable":afbbb][quote="Mr.Buttocks":afbbb][quote="Old Reliable":afbbb]how to increase sexual energy by eating certain foods? annoy:[/quote:afbbb]

eek:

Eat a balanced diet, exercise frequently, and get plenty of rest.

Edit: And don't look at porn.[/quote:afbbb]

meh im already doin that, magics not happenin[/quote:afbbb]

Maybe you just have a faulty penis?

nein i think too much stress

[quote="Old Reliable":74dc7]nein i think too much stress[/quote:74dc7]

Probably.

CHILL THE FUCK OUT DUDE!!!!!! rock:

[quote="TGB!":6ab11][color=violet][b]Wheatgrass.[/b][/color][/quote:6ab11]

yeah, also flax seeds,

i try to drink this few times a week but its not helpin either lol [url="http://www.bolthouse.com/html/trans_ggj.html"]http://www.bolthouse.com/html/trans_ggj.html[/url]

Viagra

pop some shrooms, you will go for hours, jjust give them 30 minutes to set in then go at it. Although, I advise you do no more then 3grams, or else you wil lose concentration of what your "supposed" to be doing in the first place.

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[quote="Old Reliable":76aaa]how to increase sexual energy by eating certain foods? annoy:[/quote:76aaa]

wtf ... arent you like in your 20s ... do you masturbate too much or do crank ? wtf is wrong with you?

stfu
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[quote="Kraut Killer":7dcd5]Or... conversly, do lots of drugs, lay around the house, eat junk food, and watch nothing but porn.[/quote:7dcd5]

this one actually sounds pretty cool, except the only stay at house part.

When you say sexual energy are you saying you want to have a hard on all day long, or you want to be able to perform for an extended period of time? If its the latter, more foreplay is a good thing. Before she comes over, take a cold shower or a shower in general, make sure the room is at the right temperature and get her in the mood. Start with the kissing and fondling, she blows you, you go down on her, she gets on top, you get behind, you get on top and the bam! She'll be in the kitchen naked making you a sandwhich in a good 40 mins at least.

.... eek:

DOnt jerk for 2 weeks eat plenty of peaches and celery. itll amke ur load huge. Give her an eyefull slugger

Your body realises you're gay, whilst your mind is still trying to kid itself that you're not.

Eating pineapple will make your semen taste sweeter although I'm not sure if that occurs with foods, it must do. Go food shopping with her and ask her:

"What flavour do you want?" ;)


As for sexual energy, I suppose whats already been said should help. I remember eating honey and sweet sugary drinks before I ran an ahtletics event in school.........they give energy.

I'll be taking notes here too as I'll be getting some punani in september fo sho


beer:

they did a thing on this on the history channels show "history of sex" stuff thats proven to give you more sexual energy is ginseeng and oysters/clams combine this with viagra and you'll be a machine.

but wtf bro...arent u like 19 or in your early 20's??? im 18 and i can jerk off like 3-4 times a week while getting laid every day and don't have any problems at all...18-24 are suposed to be your peak sexual years.

Fuck my freckles please.

dont you watch seinfeild? ITS MANGOS!

[quote="TGB!":39509]
If you have to brag about it. . .its not happening.

RE: Not jerking off. Thats correct insofar as I know. I know alot of people who tell you to build up your "resistance" by masturbating, but how many of you actually masturbate multiple times in the span of an hour? By easing off on the self-gratification, your body rejects that "instant-one-time" orgasm and conditions itself for more.

Shalom.[/quote:39509]

whose bragging? im trying to help him out i dont need to impress anyone here.

i think stress has a lot to do with it........?

o and btw i eat fuckin mangos too, they dont do shit. my diet is probably as healthy as one can get, i gues i can add gingseng, flax seeds and wheatgrass. plus i run everyday... stupid:

[quote="Old Reliable":b0825]i think stress has a lot to do with it........?[/quote:b0825]

You're trapped in a vicious circle; your pecker ain't working properly so you worry about it. The worry causes your pecker to function incorrectly. Wash, rinse and repeat.

Try not to think about it.

yeah exactly...lol. shit

[quote="Old Reliable":36be7]yeah exactly...lol. shit[/quote:36be7]

u never really said what your problem is....are you prematurely ejaculating or do you just want to be able to have multiple orgasims instead of just one shot and your empty.

cocaine or whiskey

um when you go to perform and willy doesnt get extremely excited

[quote="Old Reliable":4f893]um when you go to perform and willy doesnt get extremely excited[/quote:4f893]

Is this a solo performance, or are you playing to an audience?

sold out crowd, so it can be quite embarassing. also occasionaly a solo act is vulnerable to this problem

[quote="Old Reliable":8a947]sold out crowd, so it can be quite embarassing. also occasionaly a solo act is vulnerable to this problem[/quote:8a947]

You need to try to put this to the back of your mind. Worrying will make it worse.

any suggestions how? my mind is fuckd

[quote="Old Reliable":844c3]any suggestions how? my mind is fuckd[/quote:844c3]

Play games, go fishing, watch TV, chill out with your friends?

no friends here for another 4 weeks lol

[quote="Old Reliable":b0ae8]no friends here for another 4 weeks lol[/quote:b0ae8]

Download Doom 3 like everyone else on earth! happy:

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