Things you need to believe to be a Democrat.
 

[quote:defe0]Drug addiction is a disease that should be treated with compassion and understanding...unless the addict is a Conservative talk show host.


The United States should be subservient to the United Nations. Our highest authority is not God and the U.S. Constitution, but a collective of tinpot dictators (and their appeasers) and the U.N. charter.


Government should relax drug laws regardless of the potential for abuse, but should pass new and unConstitutional anti-gun laws because of the potential for abuse.


Calls for increased security after a terrorist attack are "political opportunism," but calls for more gun control after a criminal's spree killing is "a logical solution."


"It Takes a Village" means everything you want it to mean...except creeping socialist government involvement in the nuclear family.


Disarming innocent, law-abiding citizens helps protect them from evil, lawless terrorists and other thugs.


Slowly killing an unborn innocent by tearing it apart limb from limb is good. Slowly killing an innocent disabled woman by starving her to death is good. Quickly killing terrorists, convicted murderers and rapists is BAD.


Every religion should be respected and promoted in public schools the name of diversity, so long as that religion isn't Christianity.


The best way to support our troops is to criticize their every move. This will let them know they're thought of often.


Sexual harassment, groping and drug use are degenerate if you're the governor of California, but it's okay if you're the President of the United States.


Sex education should be required so that teens can make informed choices about sex, but gun education should be banned because it will turn those same teens into maniacal mass-murderers.


Minorities are blameless for the hatred of the racist; women are blameless for the hatred of the rapist; but America is entirely at fault for the hatred of Islamofascists.


Poverty is the cause of all terrorism...which is why the leaders of al Qaeda are typically U.S.-educated and were raised in wealth and luxury.


The Patriot Act is a horrific compromise of Constitutional rights, but anti-Second Amendment laws and Franklin Roosevelt's Presidential Order 9066 must be regarded "reasonable precautions."


We should unquestioningly honor the wishes of our age-old allies, even when said allies no longer act like our allies and have vested economic interests in propping up our enemies.


Socialized medicine is the ideal. Nevermind all those people who spend every dime they have to get to the United States so they can get quality medical care...that their nation's socialized medical community can't provide.


Michael Moore, Noam Chomsky and Natalie Maines are perfectly qualified to criticize our leadership, but Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charlton Heston, and Dennis Miller are just ignorant political hacks.


John Lott's research on how gun ownership reduces crime is junk science, but Michael Bellesiles is still an authority on why gun control is good (even though he was forced to resign from Emory due to research misconduct over his book "Arming America").


Bush's toppling the Saddam regime was a "diversion," but Clinton's lobbing a couple of cruise missiles at Iraq in the thick of the Lewinsky sex scandal was "sending a message."


A president who lies under oath is okay, but a president who references sixteen words from an allies' intelligence report should be dragged through the streets naked.


Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning Second Amendment rights and shopping the courts for judges sympathetic to causes that wouldn't pass in any legislature.


"The People" in the First Amendment means The People; "the People" in the Fourth Amendment means The People; "the People" in the Ninth Amendment means The People; "the People" in the Tenth Amendment means The People; but "the People" in the Second Amendment (ratified in 1791) means the National Guard (created by an Act of Congress in 1903).


You support a woman's "right to choose" to kill her unborn child, but don't believe that same woman is competent enough to homeschool the children she bears.


Proven draft-dodging is irrelevant, but baseless claims of AWOL status is crucial to national security.


Threatening to boycott Dr. Laura's and Rush Limbaugh's advertisers is exercising Freedom of Speech, but threatening to boycott CBS's "The Reagans" and Liberal actors over their asinine anti-American remarks is censorship and McCarthyist blacklisting.[/quote:defe0]

Booyakasha.


Commence flaming. happy:

No worse than stereotyping black people jokes.

Wicked list, gave me a good nicker or two.

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Sex education should be required so that teens can make informed choices about sex, but gun education should be banned because it will turn those same teens into maniacal mass-murderers.[/quote:7d40a]

Hah.

Spinoff=b7 oOo:

Hey, I don't mind both sides of the spectrum being represented.

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[quote="The Frenchman":822f8]Wicked list, gave me a good nicker or two.

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Sex education should be required so that teens can make informed choices about sex, but gun education should be banned because it will turn those same teens into maniacal mass-murderers.[/quote:822f8]

Hah.[/quote:822f8]

fuck dude it's Innoxx..INNOXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chees nips.

lol
 

i like how noone hardly posts for this...

i`m not even going to look at the list for this thread... i`m sticking with republicans!

Calm down tubby.

lol
 

whatever ... i dont need to hear your shit... i`m rich! lmao

I seem to have wandered into the wrong thread, sorry about that.

Re: Things you need to believe to be a Democrat.
 

Ha!

Those are funny.

ah its nice to be neither democrat nor republican sleeping:

[quote:e33c3]A president who lies under oath is okay, but a president who references sixteen words from an allies' intelligence report should be dragged through the streets naked.[/quote:e33c3] biggrin:

I hate Micheal Moore.

[quote="Old Reliable":9d40b]ah its nice to be neither democrat nor republican sleeping:[/quote:9d40b]

cool:

[quote="Old Reliable":514b8]ah its nice to be neither democrat nor republican sleeping:[/quote:514b8]QFT

Independants own you! rock:

happy:

those were horrible. yet you find them amusing.

Two-way street Shortie, the republican version was also full of fluff.

meh. i dont really give 2 rats ass about democrats either. but i would much rather see Kerry in the oval then Wya.

short im tired of havin to read your posts outloud in the cheesiest wigger voice i can muster to understand WTF youre saying annoy:

and why did you change your name from eclispe again ? Go critique some music mozart.

I found parts of both funny.

[quote="Short Hand":eb32e]and why did you change your name from eclispe again ? Go critique some music mozart.[/quote:eb32e]wow, mozart is such a mean insult [/sarcasm]

I think both Democrats and Republikanas should burn in hell for being the ignorant greedy money grabbing cum guzzling Corporate pig fascist scums they are.

[quote="Infection_Smith@":94cc7]I think both Democrats and Republikanas should burn in hell for being the ignorant greedy money grabbing cum guzzling Corporate pig fascist scums they are.[/quote:94cc7]And the kid in your av needs to clean the cum out of his hair

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Sex education should be required so that teens can make informed choices about sex, but gun education should be banned because it will turn those same teens into maniacal mass-murderers.[/quote:3c72d]
gun education?? never heard about that one, maybe gun safety, gun control, gun licensing?? other than that, yes i think sex education is more important and necessary than 'gun education' because gun crimes have always been commited regardless of a persons knowledge of gun safety. teen pregnancy ist a more important issue but i guess its cause im an 1337ist.

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dumb as the other list. I happen to agree with both partys on some issues. democrates with the drugs and the republicans with the guns. for one.
you guys have to relise all politiaons are shit faced liars only want to get rich and dont give a shit about us. so just let them do their thing and wait for the end because your ranting and raving and voting dont do shit. i learned this years ago you guys worry about shit you have no control over. fuck politics, drink some beer get laid, play some games have fun. name me one politian who isnt a bullshiting liar.

gun education?? never heard about that one, maybe gun safety, gun control, gun licensing?? other than that, yes i think sex education is more important and necessary than 'gun education' because gun crimes have always been commited regardless of a persons knowledge of gun safety. teen pregnancy ist a more important issue but i guess its cause im an 1337ist.[/quote:72cb4]

If people could be taught how to safely handle guns, there wouldn't be as many accidental shootings. I guess that's what it meant, but I believe there were only 4 people killed by accidental shootings in Texas last year. Not very many. Gun control is crazy, though. I own guns, and I never plan on shooting anyone, unless, of course, our country is invaded, like thats gonna happen. Hell, I've never even went hunting. I just love shooting guns.

"1337ist" LMFAO!!!! happy: happy:

this thread = sleeping:

Agreed.

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