of being drunk as shit
 

first night back at college

turns out im friends from last year with the entire floor
the ra is miss teen pennsylvania
i went to a crazy party and now im wasted
im going to go have some sex with my gf in the shower


could life be any better?



i might not rememmber this tom
e

Re: of being drunk as shit
 

eek:

eek:

drunk on the interweb

Drunk at aa.com? Could you be anymore wasteful with your buzz? And it's also not a very good buzz. Wasted to me is passed out behind the couch after 22 beers. Must've been a Zima party or something.

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mmmMmMmmmMMmmm happy:

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she wasn't that hot from what I remembered. What college you go to?

lets see...... i have to go to school in another week, and two weeks ago i payed my tuition fees, put $900 in new brakes, rotor, and a wheel bearing for my truck. and 4 days ago my transmission went and had to $3200 to fix that as well as pay for parking for school ($220).

i havent even started school yet and all the money i made over the summer for school is allready spent.


could life be any better?

quick my brother!

to the beer-mobile!!

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Fuckin' l33t mobile! ^

i'm drunk...

but thats not why i love all you guys...

<|aM|Machette> acting drunk on the net is soooooooo 1994

haha, my buddy's sister won Ms. Teen Pennsylvania a few years back rock:

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OMfg Im having so much fun gonna have sex...must post on internet...

no one fucking likes you plzdie: from bad marijuana

Hugs, not Drugs.

dogs not, pogs

Good thinkin' DJ, you're gonna avoid a lot of extra laundry and hassle
that way...particularly if there's back-door and sanchez work involved.

[quote="Eight Ace":ad6d2]Good thinkin' DJ, you're gonna avoid a lot of extra laundry and hassle
that way...particularly if there's back-door and sanchez work involved.[/quote:ad6d2]

true, yet you can clog the drains with the expeled waste

So you're drunk on the internet, you just got home from a party, your girlfriend is over waiting to have sex, and you're posting on an internet forum telling us this? come the fuck on.

^^^ stfu...bro's b4 ho's mang.... annoy:

[quote="Eight Ace":f17e4]^^^ stfu...bro's b4 ho's mang.... annoy:[/quote:f17e4]
lol

rofl. i just got back from a party, but you dont see me saying im wasted..then again im not. gg driving.

do her in da azz!

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f6b9f]do her in da azz![/quote:f6b9f]

but only because i love u. biggrin:

wow....great first night

im feelin it this morning tho :-/

me and like 20 ppl went to this house party, i ad quite a nice pregame too, and downed 4 or 5 brews of Old German (anyone ever heard of that shit?)

it was hot as shit in there and i was sweating like a motherfucker, so my gf said we should go back and shower

did my thing

tried to sleep with her but the beds are real small so i came back up to my room with a pounding headache all disheveled while my roommate who had jus come back from rum and coke time blasted music

did you analz?

[quote="Mr. maple":db979]art do analz on me[/quote:db979]

Sure, come on over

[quote="Mr. maple":ecb36]did you analz?[/quote:ecb36]

yes we did

[quote="Art Attack":d5f8d][quote="Mr. maple":d5f8d]art do analz on me[/quote:d5f8d]

Sure, come on over[/quote:d5f8d]

LOL

Old German aint bad for 10 bucks a case.

Yeah, the whole family of 10 dollar a case pilsner beer aint that bad. I can think of about 3423423 different kinds in Pennsylvania...

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ROFL

People can actually get drunk off of Coors Light?

[quote="The Frenchman":2213c]People can actually get drunk off of Coors Light?[/quote:2213c]
i was just about to post that myself oOo:

10 dollar beers are leet

-Natty
-Beast
-Old German
-Miluakee Premium Lager
-Brigade
-Schlitz
-Evil Eye

Coors light aka girls night

dumb ass check page one oOo: ...lol how do you post the same picture in a thread..GG

i don't think anyone payed attention to yours.

my post > yours

cool: Watching Pete & Pete episodes

omg people like your post more than mine sleeping:

dude, sleeping with a girl in a small bed when she snores aint coo