My first near death experience :rock
 

I was driving home from dropping my fag sister off at some thing, and I was going through an intersection and some ups truck came inches from fucking drilling me. It was awesome.

What about you?

UPS and fedex suck ass like that. I was at an intersection on some back road and a fed ex truck came up he has right of way etc. but he has his right turn singal on. So I figure ok hes turning right. I start to go and he slams on his horn brakes everything. Apparently the fuck was going strait and had his blinker on anyways.
near death though. I nearly snapped my neck once or twice skiing.

Yeah, my accident was too near death-ish, but my dad would have ruined my shit if I hurt his car.

I know of one instance when it was dark and I was driving on north park dr and there was like cars parked all along the side of the road near the church (the church even existed was a chance at my death...religious people who can't find another fucking parking spot then the road) so the religious fuck was leaving was speeding out of the church and I had no time to stop and had to swerve to the leftest lane on the other side to miss them...if there were other cars on the road ont heother sid eI wouldof hit them or the call coming out.

how you been drinking pyro?

i almost got impaled by a flagpole. blew over in the wind a clippd my shoulder. rock: ummm threw a knife at a tree and it bounced off and the back of the blade hit my neck. jumped through a 16 foot wall of fire cause i felt like it. oOo:

just getting my thoughts out quickly which messes up spelling accordingly.

I would be dead if it were not for what I was tought at young divers of Canada.


Such as scanning intersections

-I can recall 2 times that people have tried to take my right of way and slam right dab dead into me. I hit the brakes covered the horn honked at them and effectively saved my car & myself.

-Following people at a safe distance. There was a 3 car smash up in front of me. I followed at a safe distance and I was fine. They all had some serious damage to their cars.

-Yes i love speed, but i know when i can unleash and take some good speeds. a crowded highway is not the time. A dead straightaway at 2 am = i can give her a little.

I also almost got shot and that happened last saturday.

Some dark skinned guy (tripper doens't like when I use any racial terms for black people even if they tried to kill you) came up to my friend Tims porch asking for change for a 50. Tim said sure and went inside. He just stood there while erica, mike and I talked...Tim came back outside and the dark skinned guy pulled out a gun and tim began fighting with him...they got out to the driveway hen he fired 6 shots (at this point we kenw for sure it wans't ana ctual gun) but at the range the airsoft bb gun was at it could of really injured tim or any of us at point blank range. tim fucked this bitch up after he knew the gun wans't real and the fucker ran off. Cops came cuz tims parents thought it was a real guna nd called them. Got our statements...everything was well and they enver found out about Tim's really business.

pic's of sister, please dance:

<~almost got gangbanged... oOo:

No but seriously I have almost a couple cars when they pulled in to the right lane..

same shit happened to me, lol my driving could have killed me 10000 times

[quote="Old Reliable":350a2]same shit happened to me, lol my driving could have killed me 10000 times[/quote:350a2]

Ya know..When I`m driving I`m kinda nervous someone is going to pull a gun out in front of me aka_road rage lol cause this one guy came out of his car the other day and i thought he was coming after me in my car....i locked the doors but it was the guy..actually an older lady....Who beeped the horn...and the guy got pissed and got out but saw it was a lady and he went back..but i dont know if he got out to scare or if he was going to do something ...

do you live in a big city? id just drive around the dumb fucker and honk while driving by

MOUNTAIN BIKING IN THE OUATCHITA MOUNTAINS:

So I was riding my mountain bike on the Womble Trail in the Ouatchita Mountains, and theres a part where you have to ride on the edge of a 200 foot drop off. I was so fucking sscared, because there was like 1 Million little gravel pebbles and that made for a very slippery ride. Not wanting to be a sissy I rode it like a man. But then I hit a a slightly bigger rock and my front tire slid to the right and I unclipped my left foot and stopped it. I was so scared after that i walked my bike back oOo: . It was so crazy, it was like nothing I've ever felt before. But that day I am thankful I did not meet my death to jagged rocks and an infested lagoon from a 200 foot drop. I still rode it but just a different section that was in the middle of the mountain. biggrin:

[quote="Old Reliable":177c1]do you live in a big city? id just drive around the dumb fucker and honk while driving by[/quote:177c1]

Yeah , San Jose isnt like Los Angelos but its got alot of people in the morning...but its one of the bigger cities in california and like in top 20 or 25 for USA

Was driving a quad a few years back (one of those 4 wheeled bikes, dunno wtf u cunts call it) along the top of a big hill. Anyway hit a divot and it shifted the whole steering to the right sending me flying down a 45 degree angled hill. The way this thing was designed the accelerator was on the back of the handle grip and the brake at the front, i was pulling the break but also the accelerator at the same time. Anyway went flying down this hill at about 60mph and slammed straight into a wall at the bottom of the hill. I got knocked out from the impact, woke up about 10 minutes later beside the quad (which still had its engine running oOo: ) minus one shoe and with a dislocated shoulder and a shitload of bruises.

Dunnof if id really call it near death or not but going 60mph into a wall and walking away with a few minor injuries was kinda weird. Didn't even go down to the hospital to get my arm popped back into place, just let it pop back in itself over the course of a few weeks. Still not sure how i didn;t end up being pancaked into the wall, im assuming i jumped off at the last second but i can;t remember really if i did or not.

A dork bike oOo: rock: happy: biggrin:

summer before my junior year i was hiking in kelowna BC canada, and i stepped over my friend to stand on a rock, and the ground gave away and i fell 30ft+ off a cliff onto some rocks and sticks. the miraculous thing is that i only broke a finger, got a cuncussion and gotta buncha scars. no big scars tho, just a few that are an inch+. my right cheek was swollen so much it looked like i had a baseball in my mouth. the dr. said that i was so lucky and should've sustained more serious injuries, and i was lucky to be alive.
fucking hospital bill was $3800 for 2 nights.

[quote="Short Hand":af1d2]I would be dead if it were not for what I was tought at young divers of Canada.


Such as scanning intersections

-I can recall 2 times that people have tried to take my right of way and slam right dab dead into me. I hit the brakes covered the horn honked at them and effectively saved my car & myself.

-Following people at a safe distance. There was a 3 car smash up in front of me. I followed at a safe distance and I was fine. They all had some serious damage to their cars.

-Yes i love speed, but i know when i can unleash and take some good speeds. a crowded highway is not the time. A dead straightaway at 2 am = i can give her a little.[/quote:af1d2]I wish all of those happened.

I got chased by an angry moose once. When I was in 7th grade, someone was pulling and pushing the pole of a basketball stand until it fell. I was walking away from the pole and heard it crash a few inches behind me. I could feel the wind on my back as it came down. I almost got into a car accident when my passenger pulled my steering wheel to the right while I was on the freeway. When I was in the navy, some fishermen took pot shots at me and my friends with a rifle while we were on leave in the Mediteranean. Another time was when I almost drowned during maneuvers. When i was 9 years old I was on my bike when I got hit by a Porsche. The last incident ocurred last week when I had some really bad cheese.

Holy crap man.

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7692d]Holy crap man.[/quote:7692d]

can you say accident prone?

is your sister hot?

oOo:

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Andy you are full of shit

The glass cover off a street light fell off and almost crashed down onto me, i was about 3 feet from it. Also i alsmot got tboned at an intersection by a uhaul lol.

i swallowed a marble like when i was 12, nearly choked to death, parents were out but the builders who were doing our garage were in and saved my life oOo:

Some fuck nut slipped a quarter through the screen of the CN tower and it landed 3 inches from my head. It looked cool though after i picked it up because the quarter was smushed in half.

hahahaha thats pretty funny actually. Umm ive had a few near death experiences, i was up in my grandmas attic one day and i fell through inside of a closet. There were nails and pieces of wood sticking up right next to my head and inbetween my arms and body. Scary shit. Also i flipped my quad one time. I flew off and the quad proceeded to roll over me. Yea I think God wants me to continue to suffer by continuing to make me survive.

well most of you know about my accident.

induced coma for 3 days and on a respirator, thats kinda close to death oOo:

My friend rolled his blazer in july. Wasnt really close to death. Just scary. Id probably die/be hurt bad if he didnt put 4 point harnesses in it

i think i speak for everyone when i say: welcome back tony, we missed you.

i was kidding about the bad cheese though.


hey youre back, cool. good to see you again.