Jesus...
 

whats the difference between jesus christ and a picture of jesus christ...?


It only takes one nail to hang the picture

calmdown: hellfire:

unless its like a lifesize picture that would require more than one nail. and remember you have to find the stud otherwise if the picture is too heavy, the nail won't hold it up. just something to think about.

Cheap shot.

[img]http://www.kein-plan.de/bitte-ziehen-sie-durch/pics/Irakkrieg_-_Iraqi_child_holds_AK-47_rifle_in_front_of_Information_ministery_in_Bagh dad_2003-03-29.jpg[/img]

bwahahahahaha...

that made my day...

i.n.r.i. on top of the cross....i'm nailed right in

What do a sorority girl and Jesus Christ have in common?

They both got nailed on Friday night.

lol

u going to hell ni99a

ha.

why is jesus no good at hockey?

because he is always nailed to the boards.

lmao! happy:

not funny.

Why was jesus so popular with the ladies ?













































BECAUSE he was hung like this.
[img]http://thebearguy.homestead.com/files/dad_with_arms_spread.jpg[/img]

yea that one wasnt funny at all

annoy:

I'm a Catholic, I can crack them all i want jesus fanboi's.

[quote="Short Hand":129dd]I'm a Catholic, I can crack them all i want jesus fanboi's.[/quote:129dd]The way you act, you cannot be a Catholic. A Catholic goes to church every Sunday. From what I have gathered, you "don't believe in that" rolleyes:

im catholic, i dont goto church every sunday.

[quote=Coleman]The way you act, you cannot be a Catholic. A Catholic goes to church every Sunday. From what I have gathered, you "don't believe in that" rolleyes:[/quote:eded5]

Before the Roman's corrupted the faith, (as they did everything else), True catholics gathered at feast, called agape's (in english = Love feast). They shared what they had, discussed God, and what it meant. they didn't beleive in killing at all, or many other modern things we find in modern catholics. So the question is.. what is a real Catholic ?

^

Same, stopped going years ago, same fucking rhetoric every time you walk into the place ffs.

IRA ?

[quote="Short Hand":2c65b][quote=Coleman]The way you act, you cannot be a Catholic. A Catholic goes to church every Sunday. From what I have gathered, you "don't believe in that" rolleyes:[/quote:2c65b]

Before the Roman's corrupted the faith, (as they dd everything else), True catholics gathered at feast, called agape's (in english = Love feast). They shared what they had, discussed God, and what it meant. they didn't beleive in killing at all, or many other modern things we find in modern catholics. So the question is.. what is a real Catholic ?[/quote:2c65b]I'm sorry, but in order to call yourself a 'catholic' you must be following it's doctine, otherwise you're not a catholic. Plain and simple.

[quote="Short Hand":c44ed]

IRA ?[/quote:c44ed]

eh eh eh?

oOo:


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back in the old days when you were catholic the church used to sell tickets to heaven. Launched crusades, started Inquisitions (mind my spelling), I'm sorry, but i refuse to listhen to any of it, maybe I just should have said I have been raised catholic, been baptised, communion, confirmed, all catholic, and attended a catholic school for almost 15 years and spent countless hours in a religion class....a catholic one... Yes I am not a catholic Colemon. What am I ? just because I dis agree with the church ? please.

[quote=geRV]eh eh eh?

oOo:


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jking good sir.

[quote="Short Hand":97167][quote=geRV]eh eh eh?

oOo:


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jking good sir.[/quote:97167]

EHstopiteh

[quote="Scalping Chief":ea339]why is jesus no good at hockey?

because he is always nailed to the boards.[/quote:ea339]

ROFL happy:

[quote:ea339]I have been raised catholic, been baptised, communion, confirmed, all catholic, and attended a catholic school for almost 15 years and spent countless hours in a religion class....a catholic one... [/quote:ea339]
Me too. I don't go to church every sunday, although I used to a few years ago, but I don't buy colemans argument either.

Religions all bullshit anyway, its started more shit in the world than enough. Cause one pack of arseholes doesn't agree with another pack of arseholes take on a belief its "annex em" time. oOo:

drinks a 5th of jack and touches some little choir boy for some candy....now am I catholic

[quote="Mr. maple":ec2be]JEFF GORDUN1111111111111111111[/quote:ec2be]

so whos gonna win the stanley cup this year of wait that right there wont be one

These problems are a result of intolerance in differences of opinion.
How much more time do these sub-humans need to learn tolerance
and respect ?

I believe in jesus christ and god

I dont however believe in one organized religion...

they are all so full of shit and twists on how they see the world its a joke.

Yeah... that's what I'm saying. mwah:

I'm rather ignorant of what's going on abroad in the middle-east and near
Russia so if someone could give me Cliff notes of what they're all fighting
for, I'd appreciate it.

GG JESUS!

Im like Nyck

I believe a Jesus Christ existed though...but hes not the son of god. He is justa mortal who did great things.

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/nojesus.jpg[/img]
NOBODY FUCKS WITH JEESUS

ROFL!!!!

[quote=Nyck]so whos gonna win the stanley cup this year of wait that right there wont be one[/quote:f972f]

your no fun anymore

because you don't follow the "ten commandments" (on purpose) you're sinning to a point where you don't even care for forgiveness from God. The Sacraments are there to be used with faith.

Don't bring up any of the inquisition crap. That was long ago when the church was just total bullshit. The Church admits its faults and doesn't deny anything that has happened back then.



I'm going to make one of the most retarded analogies, but i think it may prove a point. If you're going to make yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you need both the peanut butter AND jelly. Right now, you're just putting on jelly and forgetting the peanut butter and calling it a full PB and J sandwich. To call yourself catholic, you have to atleast follow the guidelines of "keeping the sabbath holy".

I'm done talking about religion and politics with SH. I quit the politics a little while back and it seems to be turning out well.